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Failed Writings: Part 6: Snow

Some truly poetic attempts to capture the essence of the winter season that I tried to write today.

Snow and Winter Poetry

Attempt 1:
Snow
White fluffy happiness
Just like drugs

Attempt 2:
All around the snow falls
As women pass I make cat-calls
Of winter I am quite fond
The women never respond
I look at snowflakes on the ground
The key to their hearts I have not found
I can see my breath out here
I wish someone would come over here
Cuz it’s really friggin’ cold out here

Attempt 3:
Outside, it still snows
Inside, I have indigestion

Attempt 4:
The ice upon your heart
The ice upon the street
They are both the same
I slip and fall, in great pain
It hurts like hell

Attempt 5:
It is as cold in my heart as it is outside
I cannot stay warm even if I tried
There is snow upon the ground
There is no happiness to be found
The forecast says a cold front’s moving in
There’s a high chance of depression

Attempt 6:
The snow is like angel cake
Light and fluffy in nature
Yet, there is something hidden there
Snow is actually high in fat

Attempt 7:
Winter is upon us
It’s time to dance and sing
Winter is upon us
Write in the snow while you pee
Winter is upon us
That’s all I can say
I’m not good at poetry
Hey… hey, hey

Attempt 8:
It is winter now
There is no snow
I carve ice sculptures out of bone
I make a snowman out of my home
My family won’t be angry
They’re now a pack of zombies

Attempt 9:
I fell in the snow
I cracked open my skull
I won’t let it show
I wear a hat to cover the hole
My choice is kind of odd
The hat I wear is made of cod
But hey, I have a hole in my skull
Cut my hole-ridden head some slack, jerk face -1/13/04



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