Pen Pen's Evangelion
A Pen Pen for your Thoughts
This section will just be for, basically random thoughts and feelings. Since my thought process is mostly random you can probably expect this to be updated frequently. Back to Previous Pennys. Back to Pen Penny.
Random Facts 4
Some random tidbits of information.
81. Need to eliminate household pests? The most efficient way is renaming them residential annoyances
82. I like to hit people in the head with things, for some reason, they don't always like it
83. The Environmental Foundation of Jamaica needs to get a life, all it does is "save" things
84. 68% of all radishes feel under appreciated, and 23% of these end up causing domestic violence.
85. When Ronald Reagan told Gorbachev to tear down the wall, he was talking about the walls in people's hearts, after all, the graffiti on the Berlin Wall was pretty cool
86. How come in the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king? Wouldn't he just be a foreigner? Of course he could have conquered them because an army of blind people would have a lot of friendly fire casualties
87. In the history of the world, no person has ate more squirrels than the Canadian Prime Minister
88. The Earth is really self-conscious about it's spherical form, it claims it's because it holds water
89. Based on my personal stalking experiences, one in every ten people you meet you will stalk, at least for a little bit
90. Markers have different colors, but they all taste the same
91. Lives are overrated, at least that's what my imaginary friends tell me
92. Advertisers tried making a mascot for Halloween, but Joan Rivers decided to strike out a career on her own
93. When several boy bands are played together at the same time, the sound melds into a lethal whining sound, various militaries are looking into this phenomenon for field applications
94. Based on a poll, the coolest website in existence is this one, however only one person was polled and the error is plus or minus 100%
95. My check book is balanced, because I eat a lot of other healthy foods with it
96. My doctor says my daily vitamins are out to get me, or was that the toaster?
97. Fate takes a lot of heat when things go wrong and yet no one talks about it when things go right, oh wait, yea they do
98. Spaghetti is the nosiest of all pastas, but rigatoni is the rudest
99. Vice City is named incorrectly and wrongly. It should be called: Vice Township.
100. You are .00001% smarter after reading this, oh no that's dumber - 10/19/03