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This section will just be for, basically random thoughts and feelings. Since my thought process is mostly random you can probably expect this to be updated frequently. Back to Previous Pennys. Back to Pen Penny.
Afghani Tourism
The president of Afghanistan announced that they would try to bring tourism to their country. As Pen Pen’s Evangelion is a caring website (laugh), these suggestions are offered to expand tourism in helpful guide form: Come to Afghanistan and see all it’s wonders. Take a look at our magnificent opium fields stretching for miles. Don’t smoke it; they are a large source of income for several dangerous criminals by illegally shipping to other countries. Then take a tour of what is left of our wonderful cities. After all, they weren’t completely destroyed. Hike through our beautiful mountain ranges. If you find Osama’s carcass, you’ll be rich, but watch out for stray Taliban fighters. Proceed to navigate our large open roads, avoiding the massive craters while being chased by ruthless warlords with no regard for human life. It’s like one of your American roller coasters, only no lines. Smell the fresh air of smoke and rotting flesh. Come nightfall watch the mountains be bombed by B-52s, it is a fantastic sight much better than fireworks. The next day you can watch in wonder at our busy markets, but don’t steal anything for you’ll lose your hands. Just kidding. No, seriously DON’T STEAL. Talk to our countries people, known for being friendly. If you identify yourselves as tourists, they may yell obscenities, but you won’t understand them. Some comments are bound to be nice or you can just use your imagination. If you like adventure, sights, or just don’t want an over-relaxing trip come to Afghanistan. You’ll never forget it, seriously. –3/20/02
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