Barney Meets Ruki
and Renamon
by Blade
Author's note:I'm againist Barney the dinosaur so I'm making this story about Ruki and Renamon clubbing the living daylights out of the purple dinosaur
Guy 1:Ruki,Renamon
Barney is on the
loss
Ruki:Well we'll destroy this
sucker
Guy 1:You must children's brains are at
stake
(Ruki and Kyubimon then run off to fight
Barney)
Barney take this how do you like that
huh
Jigglypuff:NO *Blood ozes
everywhere*
Ruki:You've caused enough trouble long enough CARD SLASH
TANKMON hyper cannon
Renamon:*gets Tankmon's arms*
DIE!!!
Barney:No *Suit begins to melt
off*
Ruki:Oh man Renamon you'd better warp
digivolve
Renamon:Renamon warp digivolve to
Sakuyamon
Barney:How about I destroy you *warps his tenticles around
Sakuyamon*
Sakuyamon:*Breaks away* Take this TENGU'S
RICE
Barney:ARGH *Explodes into
pieces*
Ruki:Yeah we got rid of them an the childrens' brains are
safe
Kid 1:Ruki you're so
hot
Kid 2:Ruki
rules
Ruki:Calm down now kids I think we've learned a valueable
lesson
Kid 3:What is
that?
Ruki:Renamon tell
them
Renamon:NEVER EVER WATCH BARNEY HE IS NOTHING BUT PURE EVIL!!!
Ruki:Whoa Renamon you got a point C'mon Renamon lets go I'm
too tired
THE END
Well I think Barney the dinosaur is finished for good. If
you have anything againist Barney the dinosaur please email
