Outlaw Star

How to Know You Like Harry Too Much

You cried when Harry died.

You yell at the TV when they show Melfina because you can't understand why she doesn't love Harry.

You memorize the songs Melfina sings, thinking that Harry is listening to you.

You start to sing the songs without knowing it, and only catch yourself when you are done singing it...if you catch yourself singing it, and someone else doesn't catch you first.

Even though you don't know a word of Japenese, you can sing Hiro no Tsuki and Tsuki no Ie with surprising accuracy.

Your mom thinks you sound just like Melfina when you sing

You spend 99% of your time online searching for a halfway decent Harry sight, and when you can't find one, you decide to make your own.

The other 1% you spend online you use to check your email to see if anyone sent you anything on Harry.

You talk your boyfriend to die his hair blue, and grow it out. You tried to explain to him why, but in the end he just had a really horrfied look on his face.

When you ask him to put a purple ribbon in his hair, he starts to question your sanity.

You ask him what he means? After all, you model your life after Harry

The only reason you don't want your nickname to be Melfina is that you hate the fact she likes Gene and would like to kill Gene so this problem wouldn't exist.

You refer to your boyfriend's brother as Ron, even though he asks you to stop calling him that and has threatened you with bodily harm if you don't.

After watching Harry die, you were left speechless, and when you finally could talk, all you could say was,

After regaining your speech, all you can do is say how awful it was that Harry died and try to think of ways to get him out of the Shringrala's computer and into a real body once again.

You start to have dreams about and day dream about Harry.

When you aren't paying attention in class, your teachers tell you to stop thinking about Harry and pay attention.

You wonder what your kids together would look like...You try to draw a picture of what they would look like...It comes out good.

You start to wonder what Harry would look like if he was human, not just an anime character.

You start to look for him out in public

You collect pictures of him from online and curse at your printer when it runs out of ink when you're trying to print his pictures.

You won't go near the bad ones, saying how awful they make him look and cursing at the animaters for making an angel like Harry, look demonic.