Probably one of the most intricate anime crossovers you'll ever read…
This is a little story I wrote concerning what might happen if random anime characters from a multitude of shows showed up all together in one place. And what better setting for that than at an anime convention? So be prepared for the worst (and funniest) scenarios possible as you read on! Enjoy!

Anime Convention!! Friday: Day One.

::The scene opens to show a vast, uninhabited looking grassland. Walking along a little used dirt path, with a map and his ever-present umbrella is Ryoga (of Ranma 1/2) He stops for a second and looks around, bewildered. Ryoga-Well…this definitely isn't where the anime convention is…::gives a sigh of exasperation and confusion:: I don't get it! I could have sworn I followed this map perfectly!…hm…oh well, I'm sure its somewhere around here… ::Heaves another long-suffering sigh and hikes onward:: *Cut to-The Hotel where the Con is being held! The camera focuses in on the Registration Table where hundreds of Anime Characters and their adoring fans are entering and lining up to enter the convention::

Person at Table-Next!

::Nuriko (Fushigi Yuugi) steps up, tossing his long hair behind him to pay for his ticket. As he puts his money on the table, Rosial (Angel Sanctuary), who is behind him, notices his nails. Rosial gives a cry of delight and leaps up, clutching Nurkio's hand::

Rosial-Oh what a lovely color nail polish! You must tell me where you got your nails done!!

::Nuriko's look of confusion and surprise melts into that of cheerful amusement::

Nuriko-Oh, these? Well, I'll tell you, just a few blocks down the street theirs a hair and nail salon that’s having a HALF OFF sale on all manicures today!!

Rosial-Well isn't that funny, I was just thinking that I should be getting my nails done again!

Nuriko-Speaking of stuff like that, where did you get your boots? Their sooo absolutely stylish.

::Now it's Rosial's turn to be modest::

Rosial-Oh, there old things? Your not going to believe this, but actually, I found them just the other day at the mall…

*Further on down the line…*

::Vincent Valentine (ff7) shifts his cloak for just a second to get out some money, revealing his robotic claw-arm, which glints in the glow of the florescent lights. Folken Fanel (Escaflowne) notices the arm::
Folken-Hey.

::Vincent looks up. Folken nods at Vincent's arm, then pulls back his cloak to revel his own::

Folken-Nice model, what is it, a Robo-500?

Vincent-::shakes his head:: No, a 600. Yours?

Folken-A Bioarm XXC, the very latest.

Vincent-Nice…

::Just up ahead, Nakago of the Seryuii Seven (Fushigi Yuugi) is about to enter the convention when he bumps headlong into somebody else. They both hit the floor with a thud::

Nakago-ooof!!

Person in line-Hey you two, take the yaoi someplace else!!

Person in line 2-Yeah, get a room you two!!

::Nakago looks up at the person that has careened into him. It is Gourry of the Slayers::

Nakago-::thinking:: Hey, what's going on here, he looks just like me!!

Gourry-::thinking ditzily:: Now where have I seen him before?

Nakago-::still lost in thought:: Well, he doesn't look exactly like me…my eyes are much prettier, and my face is much more handsome and my muscle much more well defined, my armor is much more fashionable and I KNOW my expression isn't that stupid…

::Suddenly, a voice breaks through his thoughts::

Lina Inverse-Gourry, what are you doing???

::Lina drags Nakago off the floor::

Lina-Come on, we're gonna be late!

Nakago-::helplessly:: But I'm not…

::Meanwhile the rest of the Seryuii Seven have surrounded Gourry::

Yui-Nakago!!

Soi-Oh Nakago, are you alright?!?

Gourry-Wha-?

Amiboshi-Oh no, he must have hit his head on the floor so hard that he can't remember who he is!!!

Suboshi-Don't worry, Nakago, come sit down, we'll figure out how to get your memory back!!

Gourry-::looking franticly around at all the strangers who are leading him away:: Whaaa! Linaaa!!

::But it is too late, Lina has already dragged the real Nakago away in the other direction.::

*Cut to-Just inside one of the main social rooms*

::several familiar female characters are obviously waiting for their dates…::

Kaoru-::sighing:: Kenshin…

Relena-::sighing:: Heero…

Miaka-::sighing:: Tamahome…

Hitomi-::sighing:: Allen..I mean…er…Van…

San-::glancing at the other girls, suddenly states defiantly:: I HATE humans!!!

::The other look at her in surprise::

All-…?

San-::Sweatdrop::

*Meanwhile, in the game room…*

::Sanosuke Sagara (R Kenshin) and Cloud Strife (FF7) are eyeing each other suspiciously. Neither one moves or speaks for a few seconds. Finally Sanosuke can no longer stand the silence.::

Sano-Alright that’s it you, beat it! You're cramping my style.

Cloud-ME cramping YOUR style? Hey, I'm not the one coming in here copying people's hairstyles!

Sano-What?? I'll have you know that I came up with the spiky-hair-look first!

Cloud-::rolling his eyes:: Yeah, you wish.

Sano-What did you say?!

Cloud-That you’re a skinny bandage covered hair-style stealing sonofabitch with bad taste in clothes and a face that looks like you stuck yourself head first into a blender, you rooster-headed over grown freak of nature!!

::With a bellow of rage, Sano charges at Cloud with his zanbatou held high::

Cloud-OMNISLASH!!!

::Sano's zanbatou is cut to pieces::

Sano-Not again…

::Cloud attacks, giving a yell of triumph::

Sano-Wait a second…wtf am I doing?

::Sano uses his Futae no Kiwame to reduce Clouds own sword to dust:: Cloud-…

::They both stare at their mutilated weapons, then furiously look up at each other accusingly::

Cloud&Sano-You…!

::Again they both leap at each other with murder in their eyes. Sano's next punch connects with Cloud's face and sends him reeling, but Cloud gets up a split second later and retaliates with his own attack…::

Cloud-ULITIMA!!!

::The green flash lights up the game room. Everyone in the convention turns to look for the source of the light, hears the sounds of the battle coming from the game room, and turns back to their own business with a shrug::

*Cut to-the buffet table…*

::Miaka Yuuki (Fushigi Yuugi) is standing right in front of it, her eyes nearly popping out of her head as she stares at the great amount of food set before her. Suddenly, she notices someone else is standing at the table with her…::

Miaka-…?

::Legato Bluesummers (Trigun) has appeared out of nowhere. He stares back at Miaka for a few seconds then looks at the table. Miaka follows his gaze and realizes that he is staring at the tray of hot dogs. Legato looks back at Miaka challengingly and Miaka glares::

Legato-…

Miaka-…

::Without any warning, the both make a leap for the table and begin to fight over the tray of hot dogs::
Miaka-GETOFF YOU WEENIE, THEIR MINE I SAW EM FIRST!!!

Legato- Pathetic.

::Legato calmly uses his psychic powers to throw Miaka off of him, but she quickly clings on to his leg and hangs on screaming angrily. Legato is mildly surprised::

Legato-You have a better reaction time then I thought.

Miaka-I'll show you reaction time! Nobody comes between me and my FOOD!!!!!

::She makes a leap for the tray of hot dogs, but Legato, without a single change of expression, lifts the tray calmly above his head and out of reach of the fuming Miaka::

Miaka-#@*&!!!

::Miaka leaps onto Legato's head and begins to chew on his ear::

Legato-Humans. What a foolish species they are…

*Nearby…*

::…a booth has been set up. The sign taped to it says "The Pacifist Club. All Violence-Haters welcome!" Sitting at the table, smiling cheerfully are Vash the Stampede (Trigun), Himura Kenshin (Rurouni Kenshin), and Quatre Rabarba Winner (Gundam Wing)::

Vash-Wow this pacifist club was a great idea!

Kenshin-I agree, what greater way to spread peace and prosperity throughout all of the Meji government and the rest of the world?

Quatre-::suddenly spots someone in the crowd and shrinks back:: Uh-oh, guys…

::Vash and Kenshin look up to see Relena Peacecraft approach::

Kenshin-oro.

Relena-Hi! Is this the Pacifist Club?

Vash-No.

::Kenshin and Quatre elbow him::

Quatre-::While Kenshin nods:: Vash, please, at least be polite, even if she is…Relena…::shudders::

::Meanwhile Relena has suddenly zoned out, her eyes glazed over::

Relena-Heeeeeeeeeeeeero!!!

Vash, Quatre, Kenshin-::sweatdrop:: oro…

::Relena is still lost in Relena-land. Quatre decides to take a stand. He clears his throat::

Quatre-Umm..well, actually, Ms. Relena, we're not accepting new members into our club at the moment, but thank you for expressing such consideration in our group.

Relena-But…but why not? I don't understand!! ::her eyes narrow:: It's because I'm white, isn't it?

Quatre-Umm...what?

Relena-thats it, where's the president of this club, I want to speak with them!

Vash-::puffs out his chest importantly:: That would be me!

Kenshin-What? Whaddya mean you're the president? Since when?

Vash-Since always.

Kenshin-Hold on a second, says who?

Vash-Well, I figure that since I've killed the least amount of people it's kind of obvious that I should be the leader.

Kenshin-What?? But look at all the destruction and pain you've caused on your planet!! After destroying two major cities you still call yourself a pacifist?!

Vash-::gives a haughty sounding 'hmmph':: Well, at least I don't go around killing people.

Kenshin-::sputters:: Bu-but that was over ten years ago! I was in a WAR for crying out loud!!

Vash-::sticks out his tongue:: that still doesn't give you the right to kill!

Kenshin-Hey I fought for the creation of a new peaceful government, least I don't go running around blowing up towns with that giant angel arm thingy!

::They two stand up with fists raised. A sweatdropping Quatre attempts to hold them apart::

Quatre-Hey you guys, cut it out! We shouldn't be fighting each other!

::Vash and Kenshin turn on him::

Vash&Ken-You stay out of this, Gundam pilot!

::Quatre bursts into tears. Vash and Kenshin continue to argue over who should be president. Relena watches this for a while with wide eyes, then suddenly looks out the window and sighs::

Relena-Heeeeeero…..

::Kenshin leaps up onto the table and draws his sword::

Kenshin-You want Battosaii the Manslayer? Well come and get it!!

Other Convention Guests-Uh-oh, Kenshin's going trippy inverted colors again, that’s not good…

::Vash transforms his robotic arm into the machine gun-mode. His eyes glow Diablo style with a blue light::

Other Convention Guests-Uh-oh…Vash's eyes are glowing. Even worse…

::The two attack. Eventually, the smoke from Vash's now-engaged angelarm obscures the fight scene. Guest's scatter out of harms way and take pictures. After awhile the smoke clears a little. Vash and Kenshin, both looking much worse for the wear, are leaning up against opposite walls, panting. Guests sigh in relief::

Vash-Pant…pant…hey…I…gasp…I'm not finished…pant…with you!

Kenshin-pant…pant…come on…then…pant…you wimp…!

::Suddenly, they both hear a soft maniac laughter. Turing around, they both watch as Quatre walks out of the smoke. He looks calm, but his eyes are glinting oddly::

Other Convention Guests-UH-OH! QUATRE'S GONE ZERO-SYSTEM-FIED AGAIN!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

::The room is suddenly empty::

Kenshin-oro?

Quatre-heh heh heh heh…you fools…do you really think I'd let you off that easy??

Kenshin-ORO!!!

::Quatre's voice rises to a scream of insanity::

Quatre-MWHAHAHA!! I'LL DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::Explosions rock the hotel as Quatre starts on his rampage…::

~End of Day One!!~

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