Part 1!!!
Our story beings in Sam's little ghetto hood. maybe it seems nice enough....but then night falls! dum dum dum! in this blanket of darkness that people have named nighttime strange and weird things happen, but none so stranger than the things happening in Sam's own house!!! lets have a look, shall we?
::cut to Sam's kitchen::
for once, the house appears to be empty. both parents are gone, brother is at a sleep over...parakeet has gone to bed for the night...yet something in the house stirs!!!!!!! what could it be?????
::camera pans to fridge, where it finds SAM dressed in her blue patterned turtle pajamas and digging out the last of the ice cream::
Sam-darn, this is the last carton! they deprive me in this house, they really do.
::Sam kicks several empty gallon cartons of ice cream out of the way and the makes her way to the basement::
Sam-yummmm....ice cream good....lets see what's on TV, shall we?
::she walks past the laundry room at the foot of the stairs, suddenly she hears a noise coming from it. stopping, she turns towards the open door and its pitch black interior::
Sam-h-hello?
(no response)
Sam-hello? who's in there? I warn you...I'M ARMED!
::brandishes the ice cream scoop::
Unknown Something-chirp....
Sam-uh-oh...I know that noise...
Unknown Something-chirp....
::Sam drops the ice cream and begins to back away towards the rest of the basement::
Unknown Something-CHIRP!
::suddenly, the laundry room lights flicker on to revel crickets on ever single surface! they are over flowing out of the washer and drier, bouncing up and down on the ironing board, even raiding the little second freezer, which happens to have tons of ice cream in it::
Sam-so that's where mom's been hiding the rest of the ice cream...
Evil Cricket King-there's the human girl! now's our chance! SEIZE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam-EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::a tidal wave of crickets prepares to leap out of the laundry room. Sam screams again and chucks the ice cream scoop at the king cricket. then without pausing to think, she dives for the door and slams it shut, locking it::
Sam(panting, and leaning against the door which is being pounded on by a hundred or more crickets)-I knew this was their hidden base!!!!! but nooooooooo....my parents wouldn't believe me...now what?
::runs for the phone to get a hold of any pest killer company she can think of. but picking it up, she realizes that the...::
Sam-phones dead...nooo......I'm alone and ice creamless....I don't even have a cherry coke..lets think here...now what?..hm...wait one second!!!!! I seem to remember an ep of powerpuff where the girls had to fight an army of bugs! well, they were roaches, but its pretty much the same concept!!!!!!
::bustles off to her cave-room and comes out with one of her powerpuff tapes. mean while, the pounding on the laundry room door has intensified::
Sam-AH HA!!!!!! this little tape is the key to defeating those damn invertebrates!!!!!!!
:: Sam sits down and prepares to find the solution to her bug dilemma once and for all::
Sam-ooh...this is a good one!
::forgetting her mission entirely, she begins to watch a Him ep. two hours later, the laundry room door has started to splinter from the many pounding crickets, but Sam is still staring, slack jawed at the screen. suddenly, the ep she was looking for, Insect Inside, flashes on the screen. only then dose she remember her mission::
Sam-OH CRAP! THOSE CRICKETS ARE ALMOST THROUGHT THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!
::hurriedly, she watches the TV screen. fifteen minutes later, she has her answer::
Sam-got it!!!!!!!! the powerpuff girls managed to defeat the cricket army by.........using...their...super...power....
::she stares blankly at the screen, confused. slowly, she puts two and two together and...::
Sam-SO ALL I NEED IS POWERPUFF SUPER POWERS!!!!!!!! YEAH! THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but how will I....
::Casting her eyes about desperately, her gaze suddenly rests upon her Final Fantasy 7 game which is resting innocently on the computer table::
Sam-THATS IT!!!!! there's only one scientist around here who would be up to giving me powerpuff super powers!!!!!!!!!! and that's...HOJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if he can do all the crazy things he did in the game, then I'm sure he can create chemical X to give me super powers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now all I have to do is find him.......
::Sam runs outside and off to find this mysterious hojo to defeat the crickets once and for all!!!!!! desperate times call for desperate measures, huh?::