Part 2!!!!
As you remember in last times installment....Sam, who has obviously gone insane from the amount of ice cream she has consumed and the crickets declaration of war against her, has gone to seek help from the mad scientist HOJO!!!!!!!!!!! DUM DUM DUM!!!!!!!!!!! desperate times call for desperate measures....
::Hojo, the mad scientist, is working peacefully in his lab when Sam bursts through the door, panting and covered in blood and bruises::
Hojo-WHO THE HELL ARE YOU???
Sam-Jackie Chan
Hojo-Really?
Sam-No.
Hojo-oh. ::suddenly notices that she is bleeding and badly beaten up:: what HAPPENED to you?
Sam-two words. My Ghetto Hood.
Hojo-that's three words.
Sam-anyway! I need your help! I need you to use your superior mad scientist skills to create some chemical X and give me powerpuff super powers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hojo-.....
::an exasperated and exhausted Sam explains her cricket situation::
Hojo-ohh...now I see! well, its not often that a person actually comes to me for my help, I usually just perform my experiments on them on whim.
Sam-I'll pay you.
Hojo-you got a deal!
::hours later, hojo, who has worked diligently on creating the chemical X formula, comes out of his lab to the waiting room where Sam is sitting, nursing her wounds and eating ice cream.::
Sam-WELL??????
Hojo-I did it! ::holds up a beaker full of chemical X:: this formula will give you every single power that the powerpuff girls possess!
Sam-WHEEEEEE!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAY! GIVE IT TO ME! NOW!!!!!!!
Hojo-hold on a second! I need to administer it to you a little at a time with a needle! who knows what taking it all at once could do to you?
::but as we all know, Sam doesn't listen very well. Hitting hojo over the head with a brick, she snatches the beaker away and dumps it into her bowl of ice cream. sitting down, she begins to eat it as fast as she can. meanwhile, hojo comes to, rubbing his head..::
Hojo-groaaaaaan....what happened?...OH NO! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING??????????????
::Sam licks the last of the ice cream/chemical X out of the bowl::
Sam-yuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm....something wrong?
Hojo-you can't just ingest chemical X like that!!! you have to inject it into your blood stream, not eat it! and you should never mix chemical X with ice cream, who knows what chemical reactions will take place now??????
::Sam burps::
Sam-is it working?
::suddenly, Sam begins to glow bright yellow. a series of explosions seemed to be going off inside her stomach::
Sam-cooooooool............
::then, the biggest explosion happens, throwing hojo across the room. when all of the dust cleared and he opened his eyes, he saw Sam floating near the ceiling::
Sam-COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::Sam laser visions the door to hojos lab::
Hojo-HEY!!!!!!!!!!!
::Sam zooms inside the lab and punches a machine. her fist goes through it::
Sam-COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Hojo-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::Sam takes her time, destroying all of his inventions with various super powers including buttercup's fist beam (as seen in Octi Evil) bubbles' super sonic scream (as seen in Stuck Up Up and Away) and blossoms ice breath (as seen in Ice Sore)
Sam-Thanks doc! I owe ya! now to go pay those damn invertebrates a visit...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::drops a five dollar bill on hojo::
Hojo-THATS IT???????????? HEY, GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
::but Sam has already zoomed off into the night, leaving a bright yellow powerpuff streak behind her::
Hojo-what have I done??? I've created a monster!!!!!!
the crickets, who have been pounding mercilessly at the laundry room door for the last three hours finally broke through!!!!!!! with a crash of splintering wood, they burst out and looked around the rest of the basement. the cricket king hopped out in front, holding an ice pack to his head to stop the swelling from the ice cream scoop that Sam had thrown at him.
Evil Cricket King-where is she?? where is the human girl??????
Sam-you lookin' for me, nasty invertebrate?
::all of the crickets see Sam standing by the TV set, grinning evilly::
Evil Cricket King-THERE SHE IS!! SEIZE HER!!!!!!!!!!!
::the front lines of the cricket army rush forward, but suddenly sams eyes glow red and ZZZZZAP! she melts the first crickets with her new laser vision!!!!!!!!!::
Crickets-CHIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!!!!!!!!
::the first crickets melt into a gooey mass on the floor. the rest of the crickets draw back in fear and confusion::
Evil Cricket King-WHAT??????? HOW DID YOU DO THAT?? THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!
::Sam just laughs and uses buttercups green fist beam to melt some more crickets::
Evil Cricket Minion-sir!!!!!! the enemy has somehow acquired super powers!
Evil Cricket King-I KNOW that you incompetent fool! no matter! there is only one of her and thousands of us! CHARRRRRRRRGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::hundreds upon hundreds of cricket solders charge forward in a desperate attempt to destroy Sam as quickly as possible before their casualties mount any higher, but Sam just uses blossoms ice breath attack to freeze the crickets before they can come any closer::
Evil Cricket King-NOOOOO!!!!!!!!! CURSES! SEND OUT THE SPECIAL FORCES!
Evil Cricket Minions-CHIRP?????? no sir! not the special forces!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil Cricket King-DO AS I SAY! SEND OUT THE SPECIAL FORCES TO CRUSH THE HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
::an evil cricket minion reluctantly blows on a tiny horn. suddenly, from all directions come hundreds of centipedes ridden on by spiders of all shapes and sizes, daddy long legs, black widows, brown recluse, you name it, they got it! soon the spiders and centipedes had surrounded Sam.
Sam-uh-ohhhh......
::spiders and centipedes advance::
Sam-EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::Sam attempts to run away into her cave/bedroom and prepare for a siege, but unbeknownst to her but knowest to us, the spiders had cunningly spun a huge web across her door. Sam runs right into it.::
Sam-EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::the crickets and spiders and centipedes laugh victoriously. Sam desperately grabs her trusty plastic taco bell spork and tries to cut away the threads::
Evil Cricket King-Quick! don't let her get away!
::tons of spiders scurry up and bite Sam. these are all highly poisonous spiders and their venom drugs Sam into a state of semi-unconsciousness almost instantly::
Evil Cricket King-ENOUGH! do not kill the human!
Evil Leader of the Spider Troops-why not, your highness?
Evil Cricket King-don't you see? for the past five years or more we have been trying to capture this human so we can use her as a pawn to take over the world!
Sam-pawn?...but I hate chess....
Evil Cricket King-Idiot! anyway, with her new super powers, she will be even more useful to us! after taking control of her puny little mind, WE CRICKETS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
Sam-damn invertebrates....
::Sam passes out::