Part 3!!!!
::the next day…
Heero Yuy is working at his computer when suddenly he receives a message from Dr. J, his scary scientist. He reads the letter out loud.::
Heero-Dear Heero. Your mission has changed. No longer is your main objective to destroy OZ. A much more powerful and dangerous foe has arisen, and its up to you and the other gundam boys to stop it. If you do not stop this new threat, the survival of the entire world is at stake. Gather up your team and proceed directly to the coordinates I have enclosed in this email. Do NOT fail.
::Heero looks at the street address Dr. J has sent him.::
Heero-Misson accepted.
::Later-The Gundam boys arrive at Sam's house::
Duo-Are you sure this is the right place, Heero?
::Heero nods, expressionless as usual::
::Wufei draws his sword::
Wufei-Well then, what are we waiting for?? Lets g--
Quatre-Hold on a second, Wufei! We shouldn't just barge in there! We don't even know who we're looking for yet.
Wufei-Well then what do you think we should do?
Quatre-Well, we can start by knocking on the door…
::The others shrug and they all proceed up the front steps::
Quatre(after knocking on the door)-hm. guess no one's home.
Trowa(checking the doorknob and opening the door)-but nothings locked. Someone must be in here somewhere, lets go in.
::all go into the kitchen. Looking around, they find that it is a disaster as though a huge battle had occurred there::
Duo-looks like SOMEONE needs a housekeeper.
Voice Behind Them-chirp...
::all turn around and see Sam sitting on the counter like some sort of frog::
Sam-chirp...
Duo-EEEEEK!!!!! Hey you, what's the big idea?? don't sneak up on us like that!!!!!!
Heero-unless you want to die a slow and painful death.
::Sam grins evilly::
Sam-chirp...
::The gundam boys glance at each other nervously. heero draws his gun.::
Quatre-Umm….excuse us, ma'am, but we're looking for an exceptionally dangerous criminal bent on world domination. You wouldn't happen to know where this person might be, would you?
Sam-chirp....
Trowa-Something's not right here…
Sam(after grinning again)-chirp!
Quatre-Ma'am? are you feeling ok? what's w-AAAAAAGH!!!
::Sam leaps at quatre, knocking him over. Without pausing she tackles Wufei and throws him into the oven. grinning insanely and constantly chirping, she turns it on to 350.::
Trowa-Quatre!!!! Are you ok??
::heero shoots at Sam who leaps into the air and dodges the bullets. bouncing around the room, she knocks out trowa and pushes him into the freezer. then, taking duo by the braid, she bounces onto the roof from the window. she then hangs him from the gutter from his braid.::
Heero-what the??? she's gone insane!
Quatre-::Struggling to his feet:: No…not insane…I think she is somehow being controlled by crickets and some how gotten super powers in the process. hm. they must want to use her to take over the world or something.
Heero-.....
Quatre-Of course, that’s only a theory.
::Sam bounces back in and grins demonically at Quatre, holding a plastic spork. Quatre screams and runs for it::
Heero-oh great, now it's just me and the possessed cricket girl!
Sam-chirp chrip!
Heero-now, listen, miss...I don't want to hurt you...calm down...
Sam-CHIRP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
::Sam kicks heero. heero falls to the ground and Sam approaches him, holding a cheese grater and a blender::
Heero-ohhh...$hit...
Sam-CHIRP CHIRP CHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!!!!