Part 4!!!!!!!!
Lucrezia Noin walks into Sams house, looking for the gundam boys....
Noin-where are those guys when you need them? and what happened to this place? WTF is going on here?::Shakes her head::
::Suddenly she hears a muffled voice from the hall closet::
Voice-Miss Noin!!
Noin-??? That sounded just like Quatre.
::She walks back to the hall closet and throws the door open to revel a bound and gagged Quatre.
Noin-OMG, Quatre, what the heck happened??
::She helps Quatre free of the ropes::
Noin-I'm guessing this means that you guys failed your objectives, huh?
Quatre-::who is shaking from the shock of being locked in a closet for god knows how long:: Whaaa! It was horrible! She kicked the crap out of Heero and the others and chucked me in here! She said something about me being too pretty to kill…man it was scary… .
Noin-But where are the others?
Quatre-the others...? OH NO!!!!!!!! TROWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
::Quatre runs over to the freezer and opens it to revel the frozen block of ice that is trowa. quatre pulls it out and onto the floor and begins to sob uncontrollably over it::
Trowa-t-t-t-t-hanks qu-quatre...
::meanwhile, noin has cut duo down from the gutter and pulled wufei up from inside the toilet. She picks up a plastic spork::
Nion(inspecting the spork)-Hm…what an ingenious weapon…no doubt about it. Only one person can wield a plastic taco bell spork with this type of accuracy. It's defiantly our enemy…SAM!
All-Sam?
Wufei(coughing up toilet water) Wait a second, so your telling me that that crazy little freak is the enemy that is so dangerous that the fate of the world hangs in the balance?
Noin-That’s right. The top forces of OZ, knowing her potential power, have been keeping a close eye on her for years, but she's never made such a drastic move before.
Duo-she also hung me from the gutter...aw MAN!! ::he looks in the mirror and sees his mutilated braid:: I'm gonna kill her if it's the last thing I ever do!!!!
Noin-The only question left is why, after so many years of relative inactivity, has Sam decided to make a move now.
Trowa-w-w-w-well, it s-s-s-seemed she w-was po-posessed b-by cri-crickets.
Noin-CRICKETS?????
Quatre-yes, my guess is that the crickets, having heard of her potential abilities, have brainwashed her into being their slave and are using her to take over the world! However, during their attack, this "Sam" had somehow acquired (no doubt from some mad scientist's lab) several gallons of Chemical X in an attempt to give herself super powers in order to fight the cricket armies. However, by ingesting the chemical with another foreign substance, she had unwittingly caused the formula to backfire and make the powers it gives the user even stronger, but at the price of her own dwindling sanity. Therefore, the crickets were able to take over her mind and enslave her with little or no resistance. So now we have to stop her before its too late!!!!!!
All-….
Quatre-Of course that’s only a hunch.
All-oh.
Noin-wait a sec. where's heero?
::suddenly, they all here a whimper coming from a box in the living room marked "do not open until upon arrival in Australia." noin hurries over to it and opens it. inside is heero surrounded by packaging material and covered in band-aids. his eyes are unfocused and he is babbling incessantly::
Heero-no...NO! don't come near me with that cheese grater!!! AAAGH, stop it, I don't wanna go to Australia! NO NOT THE BLENDER!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!
::suddenly, he breaks down into tears::
Noin helps him out of the box. he just stands there with that same unfocused look in his eyes and tears running down his face::
Noin-come on, we've got to stop her before she does any more damage! I mean, how far can she go?
Quatre-knowing her, pretty far....