Part 5!!!!!!
::CUT TO...Mojo Jojo's volcano top observatory in the city of Townsville! Mojo is talking to a shadowy figure at his door....::
Mojo-so let me get this straight so I will be able to comprehend the words that you are speaking. you wish to borrow one of my giant ray guns that I have in my possession right now so it can be in your possession and not mine. in return for this exchange you will give me eggs, which I need for a healthy and nutritious breakfast so that I will not have to go to the store because you will have given them to me. am I correct?
::figure steps out of the shadows. it is none other than Sam bearing a carton of eggs.::
Sam-chirp....
Mojo-you got a deal!!!!!!
::CUT BACK TO SAM'S HOUSE::
Noin-first of all we need to find out where Sam got the super powers from in the first place.
Quatre-(who is making everyone a strong cup of tea) there's only one person I can think of who is crazy enough to give the likes of Sam super powers!
All-Who?
Quatre-HOJO!
Noin-I say we pay hojo a visit...
::CUT TO ZECHS HOUSE IN THE CINQ KINGDOM where zechs is talking to a shadowy figure at his door...::
Zechs-so you say you want to borrow my Epyon gundam?
::Sam steps out of the shadows::
Sam-chirp!
Zechs-well, you can't!!
Sam-chirp?
Zechs-cause its mine, that's why! and besides, it would probably make you go insane if you tried to use it.
::sams eyes flash red. she chirps softy and dangerously::
Zechs-yes that is my 'final answer'!!! now get outta my country!!---EAAAAAAAAAGGGGGH!!!!!
::Sam uses her laser vision on him. then using her X-ray vision, she searches the house for the gundam. finally, she finds it in the basement...::
Sam(grinning evilly)-chirp.......
::CUT TOO...HOJO'S LAB! hojo is explaining how he gave super powers to Sam to the gundam boys and noin::
Heero(who seems to be acting normal again...or as normal as he can act)-let me get this straight..YOU were the one who gave SAM super powers???????
Hojo-yeah...
Heero-why the hell would you do a stupid thing like that!!!!!!!!??????????
Hojo-well, it seemed like a good idea at the time! and she paid me five dollars!
Trowa-how can giving the likes of Sam super powers be a good idea ANY time?????
Hojo-what do you mean?
Quatre-I don't think you KNOW Sam very well do you?
Hojo-no....why?
Wufei-lets put it this way, Sam has the attention span of a gnat and the same IQ as the ice cream she eats for breakfast every day.
Hojo-ooooooh......
Noin-so anyway, hojo, the real reason we came here is to find out if you could make any antidote to get rid of Sams new super powers. because if we can get rid of those, then it will be a lot easier to get her to stop helping the crickets.
Hojo-well...to put it bluntly...no.
All-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????????
Duo-excuse me, but you were the one who replaced all of my internal organs with a hamster in a wheel! I think you could make an antidote for chemical X!!!!!!!!
Hojo-well, it was a very-
All-we know, we KNOW! it was a very cute hamster!
Hojo-yes, um, well, anyway, just cause there is no known antidote does not mean that we have lost all hope! you see...Sam happened to consume the chemical X by mouth along with a frightening amount of ice cream. after extensive research I have found that when mixing chemical X with large amounts of ice cream over a short period of time, it causes them to...uh...spontaneously combust. if you can get Sam to eat more ice cream over a very short period of time, the chemical reaction taking place inside her body would enable this combustion to take place.
Quatre-and this means...
Hojo-in short...Boom.
All-ooohh....cool.....
Noin-so this is the only way to stop Sam?
Hojo-yes. unfortunately...
Heero-what do you mean, unfortunately?
Hojo-well, I would have thought that you would be upset when you found out you would have to kill this friend of yours.
Duo-who said she was our FRIEND?
Hojo-huh?
Trowa-alright! this is the greatest plan yet! we get rid of the crickets AND Sam!
Wufei-sniff...sniff...this is the happiest day of my life...knowing that we can get rid of Sam once and for all...
Hojo-.....
Quatre-so, now all we have to do is get Sam to eat a ton of ice cream!
Trowa-not to hard...
Hojo-to be precise, three tons of ice cream.
Noin-THREE TONS????? IS THAT POSSIBLE???????????
Heero-sure. for Sam.
Duo-so now all we have to do is figure out where she is, feed her three tons of ice cream and wait for her to explode!
Trowa-right. but how will we find her? she could be anywhere.
Heero-easy. just turn on the TV.
::he does so. a news program comes on::
Reporter-and in other news tonight, china, Japan, Russia, Australia and all of western Europe have been taken over by an unknown person armed with a huge robot suit and a ray gun. This person also appears to have super natural powers but police forces have announced that they have the situation under control and-- EAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::suddenly a huge explosion is heard. the screen goes blank. the news room has obviously been destroyed all can here a strange chirping in the background::
Noin-I think we found her...
::CUT TOO....THE RUINS OF THE NEWS STATION! Sam is inside the epyon gundam which has a huge ray gun attached to the back of it. she is listening to a tiny cricket sitting on a block of rubble. this is none other than the EVIL CRICKET KING who is giving her instructions...::
Evil Cricket King-we are still moving far to slowly for my liking! we should have already conquered Africa and America by now! you must move faster, slave!
Sam-chirp chirp chirppety chirrp chirrup cheep chirp! ::translation-its not MY fault this gundam is so weak:: (heh. I'm starting to sound like wufei. Stupid wufei.)
Evil Cricket King-I know. if only we had gotten those gundam plans from that human Sara that she had in the alarm clock...
Sam-CHIRRRP?
Evil Cricket King-well...would YOU LOOK in the ALARM CLOCK?
Sam-chirp....chirpety chirp chirrup cheep chirrup cheepety chirp chirp! ::translation-nooo...don't worry, your highness, I'll get those gundam plans and take over the world by this time tomorrow!::
Evil Cricket King-excellent! carry on!
::epyon turns into a plane and flies off towards saras house!::
::CUT BACK TO SAMS HOUSE where each of the gundam boys are in their respective gundams and noin is in her dorky little while mobile suit. each gundam is holding a huge barrel of ice cream::
Duo-ok! lets find Sam before this stuff melts.
Trowa-I don't think Sam will care. I mean, ice cream is ice cream...
Duo-True. So, where should we look first?
Quatre-According to this data I've downloaded on Sam, one of her best friends in the world is Sara. So, if we can find Sara, then we should be able to find Sam!
Heero-Sara? You mean THE sara?
Duo-::growing pale:: You can't be talking about the psychotic beansa Sara…can you??
::Quatre nods resignedly::
Duo-Aww man…we should have known freaks like that would know each other. Birds of a feather…
::The others shrug, seeing that there is no other way.::
Quatre-Lets just get this over with…
::gundams race off towards sara house::
::CUT TOO MOJO'S VOLCANO TOP OBSERVITORY where mojo had just started to prepare his breakfast::
Mojo-NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what is this? these eggs that had been given to me by that cricket girl are rotten! rotten eggs are not part of a nutritious breakfast! I will go back to that girl and demand my ray gun for it was not a fair exchange for rotten eggs are of no use to me! CUUUUUUUUUUURSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::mojo jumps into his robo jojo (a huge tank like machine) and goes off towards saras house to seek revenge!
::CUT TO....THE POWERPUFF GIRLS HOUSE!::
Blossom(answering the hotline)-yes mayor? the world is being taken over by a girl who thinks she's a cricket? don't worry, mayor, we're on it! buttercup, bubbles, lets go!
::fly away towards saras house, accompanied by their theme song::
Narrator-oh no! what cataclysmic event awaits our heroes and villains at saras house? does anyone know where sara lives? I sure don't. anyway! it doesn't matter now, join us next time for THE CRICKETS ARE COMING PART SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh I can't bear to read it! this is truly horrible! I--what was that?
Sam-chirrrrp....
Narrator-who's there?
Sam-chirrrrrrrrp....
::Sam rips narrator in half::
Sam-chirpchirpchirpchirpchirp! ::translation-MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!::