Part 7!!!!!!!
::CUT TO--ALAN RICKMAN'S HOUSE IN BRITAIN. Sam and Sara are busy tying up Alan Rickman. Sam ties the last knot with a flourish and gags their captive, then holds out her hands expectantly to Sara. Sara tears her gaze away from Alan Rickman only long enough to pull an alarm clock out of her pocket.::
Sara-Ok, here ya go…you've earned it.
Sam-CHIRRRRRRRRPY!!! ::snatches the alarm clock and bounces around the room insanely while Sara glomps a terrified looking Alan Rickman. Suddenly, there is a crash of breaking glass. Alan Rickman gives a muffled groan when he sees his expensive windows in shards on the floor. Sara's eyes glow red.::
Sara-Who *&$% broke my Alan Rickman's @^#*$% windows?!?!?
Powerpuff Girls-Not so fast, bad guys!!
::Sam turns to face the powerpuff girls, who are standing in an attack formation in front of the broken window. Her eyes also begin to glow dangerously.::
Blossom-We've heard all about your plans to take over the world, and we're here to stop you!
Buttercup-So give up and we might not beat you up…much.
Bubbles-Yeah you big meanies!
Blossom-So put down that alarm clock and give up!
::A slow smile spreads across Sam's face. She chirps at Sara, who nods and races out the door with Alan Rickman, throws him in her car and speeds off. Meanwhile, Sam puts the alarm clock in her pocket and crouches down into a cricket-fighter's stance.::
::CUT TO-OUTSIDE. The gundams arrive just in time to see a gold car speed away. The only trace left behind is a single Twinkie wrapper on the grass.::
Quatre-Oh no, are we too late?
::Several explosions rock the mansion::
Duo-No, it looks like Sam's still here! Come on, you guys!
::The Gundams fly up to the top floor. They stare in shock when they see the disaster of the room. In the center of the carnage, they find Sam, who is standing over the battered forms of Buttercup and Bubbles. Sam is standing over them, with Blossom hanging out of her mouth by her hair bow. Sam spits Blossom out and cackles.::
Sam-chirp chiiirp chirpy….::Translation-Well, that was fun. Now who's next…::
::Sam surveys the gundams::
Sam-chirp! Chi--::looks at Sandrock:: Chirp, chirp. chirpy cheeeep chirrrrp…. CHIRP CHEEEEEEP CHIRRRRRRP!!! ::Translation-Yay, more victims!! Which one should I kill first--no, no, Quatre's too cute to maim, let alone kill…wait, how about that Wufei idiot. Yeah…PREPARE TO DIE, WUFEI YOU FREAKING JUSTICE OBSESSED LOSER!!!!
::Sam leaps at Wufei and latches onto Shenlong's head. Brandishing her spork, she begins to gouge the gundam's eyes out. Sparks fly as she chirps demonically.
Wufei-EEEK!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF GET IT OFFFFF!!!!!!
Quatre-Quick everyone! Get the ice cream!
::The other gundams revel the barrels of rapidly melting ice cream. Sam suddenly pauses, her eyes widening insanely. Her head whips around and her eyes almost pop out of her head when she sees the huge amount of ice cream displayed before her. She looks from the barrels of ice cream to the alarm clock in her hand, and back again. The indecision is written clearly on her face.::
Sam-Chirp chirrrrp…chirrpy, chirp cheepy? Chirrpy…chirp cheepy? CHEEEEEREEEPP!!! CHIRP CHEEP CHIRRRRP!! ::Translation-oh maaan…ice cream, or world domination? Ice cream…or world domination? EEEEEEEEERGH!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS SORT OF PRESSURE!!::
::Finally, with a howl of frustration, Sam throws the alarm clock on the floor and dives headfirst into the ice cream. Sounds of slurping and gulping can be heard from inside it::
Gundam Boys-YES!
::Suddenly, another explosion rocks Alan Rickman's mansion as yet another wall is knocked out by a laser blast.::
Heero-WTF???
Mojo Jojo-::As he emerges from the smoke with his Robo Jojo:: MWHAHAHA! YES! It is I, MOJO JOJO! I am here attacking this place of residence for one reason, and one reason only, and that is to annihilate the girl who is called Sam, for that is the name people address her by! I wish to annihilate, that is to say, DESTROY UTTERLY this Sam because of the fact that she has cheated me most sneakily in a bargain we have made!
Gundam Boys-….um…what?
Mojo-But that is of no importance right now! At this moment, I wish only to acquire an object suitably worthy for the trade that I had made with the girl in question.
Gundam Boys-…
Mojo-::spotting the alarm clock:: AH-HA! In exchange for the rotten eggs and the giant ray gun, I will take this alarm clock that have caught sight of at this very moment! With this clock I shall no longer have to face the mind-boggling problem of accidentally, that is to say, without meaning to, over sleeping every morning! Bwahahaha!
::Mojo grabs the alarm clock. Suddenly the surface of the partially melted ice cream begins to bubble and churn as something rises from the bottom of the barrel. The top of Sam's head and a pair of glowing eyes emerge from the puddled dessert.
Sam-chirpppy cheeeeerrreeeep chirp chirrp. ::Translation-@#^$*^%!@*$^#!!!!!!!!!!!::
Gundam Boys-UH-OH!
::Sam launches herself at Mojo and beats the absolute living CRAP outta him. Screaming cricket obscenities, she rips his tattered body to shreds. The Gundam boys watch with mounting concern as flecks of gore splatter against the view-screens of their gundams. Finally Sam stops, panting heavily. Suddenly, the door bursts open and the EVIL CRICKET KING, flanked by his cricket guard of honor, enters the room. Sam freezes and bows before him::
Evil Cricket King-Slave! Have you secured the new gundam plans yet?
::Sam holds out the alarm clock::
Evil Cricket King-Excellent! Now follow me, we have work to do.
Heero-::moving his gundam forward:: Wait! Hold on a second, Sam, don't you want to finish your ice cream first?
::Sam pauses, looking back at the barrels of the now-liquid ice cream longingly.::
Evil Cricket King-Foolish mortal!! ::Sam winces:: You'll do as I say! Now follow me!
Duo-::who has now realized Heero's plan:: Yeah Sam, go on, taking over the world can wait, but this ice cream won't last forever, ya know! Go on, have a bite…or two…or three…
::Sam looks back at the crickets, and then at the ice cream. She tightens her grip on the alarm clock::
Evil Cricket King-NO! You will obey me, slave!! We don't have time for your foolish sugar fetish! NOW OBEY ME!
Heero-::growing desperate:: Looks like we need to sweeten the deal. Sam! ::Sam turns to face him, blinking quizzically.:: Um..er…if you eat all this ice cream and get rid of the clock right now…um…uh…ooh, I know! Quatre says he'll go out with you!! ::pushes Sandrock forward::
Quatre-::franticly:: WTF, DUDE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Sam-CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^
Evil Cricket King-NOO! He's Lying! Get back here right now!!!
::Sam chucks the alarm clock out the window where it smashes hundreds of feet below. She then dives headfirst into the ice cream and begins to eat it insanely::
Quatre-::while he makes sandrock grabs wing gundam by the neck:: WHAT THE &^#$* WERE YOU #&$*%^$ THINKING???? I'LL #$&%(*@ BEFORE I @&#%$&# GO OUT WITH THAT #^%$&#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero-Don't worry! If all goes well--
::A GIGANTIC explosion rips through the air. The strain is too much for the already damaged foundations of Alan Rickman's house, and it collapses. A mushroom cloud blossoms over the place where the house once stood and a crater has been torn open in the ground. As the dust settles, it appears that there are no survivors at first, but then one by one, the gundams arise from the rubble, and the gundam boys exit, shaken and bruised, but relatively unharmed. The powerpuff girls also stagger out of the remains of the mansion, looking around a little blearily. Finally, the evil cricket king and a few of his minions also crawl away from the debris.::
Trowa-That's it then…she's gone.
Duo-Ya know what guys? I almost feel sorry for her, having to go like that…
Quatre-::looking sorrowful:: Yeah, imagine being forced to be that slave of a cricket of all things.
::They all bow their heads. Blossom sniffles, wiping away a tear and Duo kneels down to comfort her. Bubbles and Quatre both burst into tears and hug. But suddenly…::
Evil Cricket King-YOU LOST ME MY MOST PRIZED SERVANT, YOU FOOLS!!!
::Evil Cricket King lifts up Mojo Jojo's giant ray gun. The Gundam Boys and the PpGs freeze in fear.::
Evil Cricket King-NOW YOU WILL PAY--WITH YOUR LIVES!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::He takes aim at the defenseless gundam boys and PpGs. When SUDDENLY out of NOWHERE flies a TACO BELL SPORK!!!!! It soars right at him and impales him on a piece of rubble. He squirms and gurgles for a few seconds. The GW boys and the PpGs look around in amazement at SAM, who has just staggered out of the cloud of dust. Her eyes glow red as she limps up to the impaled cricket king. She yanks her spork out of the wall and brings his struggling body up close to her face. The cricket king gasps in rage and pain.::
Evil Cricket King-Y-you!!!
::He gives on last gurgle and dies.::
Sam-damn…in…vertebrate…
::Sam collapses on the ground::
All-…
::buttercup walks up to Sam cautiously and rolls her over onto her back.::
Buttercup-I can't believe it…she's asleep!!!!
All-::Sweatdrop:: …!!!
::Sam suddenly stirs, blinks, and yawns. She stretches, wincing a little, and sits up. Everyone backs up nervously.::
Sam-yaaaaaaaawn--erk..ow…crap…that’s gonna hurt in the morning. Man I'm hungry…where the fook am I? ::She suddenly notices everyone gathered around.:: Hey…cool! It’s the powerpuff girls! And the guys from Gundam Wing! Very cool. Wow…I just had the trippiest dream…like, I was just chillin, right, and these crickets came and I was helping them take over the world…and yeah. It was pretty wicked. So yeah, it was weird. Well, I'm gone. ::begins to walk away. Suddenly she turns around, narrowing her eyes. The others back up nervously.:: Hey…hold on a minute…
Quatre-::trying to keep his voice casual:: Y-yes?
Sam-Anybody got any money?
All-::!?!?!?!
Sam-Cause I'm really hungry, and McDonalds has this really cool ice cream brownie sundae and their only $1.99 but I don't have any money.
::Quatre nervously pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to her. He backs away when she takes it.::
Sam-Heeeeeey, thanks!!!!! I can buy like…TWO sundae's with this! And STILL have CHANGE! You ROCK!! ::gives him a biiiiiig hug and skips away.::
Heero-Can somebody explain to me what just happened here?
Bubbles-Sometimes…its just better not to ask.
Narrator-You said it Bubbles!! And so, once again…THE DAY IS SAVED!!! Thanks to---
Sam-chirrrp….
Narrator-EEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!
Sam-hee hee hee!! Just kidding! Heh heh…that was pretty good…eh heh…oh wait…your not laughing…but…well, I thought it was funny…see…the narrator…he was all like "The day is saved" and I was all like chirping…and…uh…it scared him…and it was funny…and now you're suppose to laugh…cause its…oh never mind. THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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