No Point 1
Sara's Story!
Part 1!

* Trieze Khushrenada walks in with several guards*

Treize-- yes... there you are Sara... she is the one. get her.

Me-- THE HELL?

*they bind me and drug me*

Treize-- take her back and throw her in the cell... i will begin to interrogate her tomorrow.

*they carry me off and throw me into a dank and gloomy prison cell *

~~~~~ THE NEXT MORNING~~~~

*Trieze and Lady une walk down to POW sect of the Prison. ( prisoner of war=POW)*

Lady une-- my lord... why do you wish to interrogate her... what does she know?

Trieze-- She knows the location if the Gundam pilots. she is a key to finding them.

Lady Une-- sir... i dont think that shes the person youre looking for .. i mean look at her...

*Sara is sitting with a glazed look in her eyes and ocassionally twitching*

Lady Une-- shes talking to herself...

Me-- Hnn.... I'm in trouble... yeah.... it worked. ...Hm? Hidden... Am I drugged?...Pooh... Look at the smurfs... oh, sorry... visit me.... please. I'm so sad... can't come...hn... home yet... I'll bring him too... Hn?.... Try the trash compactor, that should work....

Lady Une-- see what i mean?

Trieze-- That is simply an act... she is very stable indeed.... she wants us to think shes mentally unstable so we'll release her.

*trieze enters the cell and leans over Sara*

Trieze-- where are the Gundam Pilots... i know you know.

Me--Homicide is... illegal... beautiful... I'm ok... sep for when that happens.... slave... torture... bad stuff. No... nah... nope.... uh-huh.... it'll happen... just keep at it. I feel weird...

Trieze-- I KNOW YOU ARE MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU LET ON! NO ONE COULD BE THAT STUPID SO DROP THE ACT!

Me--...Eggy weggy... in the sky... eggy weggy... Fff...F**** you, Satan! Size six, my butt! ...I eat your tuna!!

Trieze-- you disgust me.

Me--Ramen! ...Juvenile mongoloid demon babies are after me!

Trieze-- lady une ... you were right.... she IS mental. TAKE HER AWAY!

ME-- mooo.... superdog... hngg... come bite my head and give me superpowers... hngh.... I'm trying to assist the happy time... ighhh. moooo, mooo!!!

*they carry Sara away*

Me-- I'm voodoo cursing yoooooou.... hnnrgh... mommy...

*they throw sara in a dumpster with old chinese food inside of it*

*Sara peeps her head out of the dumpster*

Me-- hullo? hullo? I AM KING CRAP OF FECES MOUNTAIN! GYA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA~ MALAKI!

End of Part ONE!
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