*duo is innocently walking along with a bag of juju-bees and humming
"jimmy
crack corn", passing time until the other Gundam pilots return from
their
mission.*
Duo-- ITS NOT FAIR! I wanna go on the mission too.... but
nooooooooo... mr.
perfect soldier wants me to " hold down the fort" i swear... one of
these
days...
.... huh?
*duo hears something in the closet*
(from inside the closet)
Ow! @#^%! You little, um... little... uh.... umm.... where's my
snowcone, mommy? Prosthetic head.... system--- down....... ... ... ...
.. ..
.. ..
* beeping of an alarm clock can be heard*
Duo-- hello? Heero? is that you ? is this some sort of joke?
(in closet)
Nachos... meow, meow, meow.... grrr... cheese... f*****g doughnut,
mock
me? Fried cyclops!!.... Hnnn....
Duo-- hello?
* all of a sudden the voice stops and the alarm clock is silenced*
Duo-- hello? *suddenly afraid*
.... who...who's there?
(in closet)
its me... Johnny Carson and Regis philbin.
Duo-- so there are two poeple in the closet?
(in closet)
..nope..
Duo-- but if both you AND Regis are in there then that makes two.
(in closet)
i have feet.
*duo... gathering his last ounce of resolve, walks to the closet and
opens
the door*
Duo-- AIEEEEEGH!!!! !NOOOOOOO NOOOON OOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Duos screams stop abruptly*
~~~~~LATER~~~~~~
*Heero Trowa Wufei and Quatre walk in... all seeming tired... as they
head
off to their rooms *
*heero walks into his room to find that his lightswitch doesnt work,
and by
the dim light of the hallway, he can tell that his room has been torn
apart*
Heero-- who did this?
*sees something in the shadows*
Heer0-- whos there??
....beansa...
Heero-- Beansa?? what the hell does that mean?
.....Beansa....
Heero-- come out and face me!
*heero draws his gun and slowly heads into the room *
*draws nearer to the form in the shadows*
Heero-- what do you--
BEANSA!!!!!!!!!
*Sara charges at him*
Heero--AAAIEEEGH!
*fires the gun *
*Sara screams when shot*
Me-- GAAAAAARGH!!! ... heh... I am saying 'gaargh'
*heero runs out screaming in terror*
Me-- OW! YOU SHOT ME!!! bastard....
~LATER~
*Quatre walks into his room*
Quatre--*yawn*... hmm..... im tired.... *stretches*... im unna go to
bed...
*slips underneath the covers to find that he is not the only person in
his
bed*
Quatre---YEEEEEEEIIIIIK!
*Quatre pulls back, taking the sheets with him to reveal a
motionless body laying on the bed, covered in blood, with a Taco bell
spork
sticking out of his back*
Quatre-- DUUUUUUOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOO !!!!
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU????
.........beansa...........
*Quatre turns slowly*
Quatre-- hu--hu-- hullo?
*Jaws music plays*
BEASNA!
* Quatre shrieks*
*Trowa runs in, to see quatre laying there on his bed, not moving*
Trowa--MY GOD!!! THEY KILLLED QUATRE!!!! NOOOO! well.. they killed Duo
too..
but no big loss.... heh...
*runs to Quatre*
Trowa--QUATRE!!! NOO!!!! YOURE DEAD NOW!!!
*Quatre sits up*
Trowa-- eh?
Quatre-- THAT B***** TOOK MY SHIRT, BEAT ME WITH A FISHING POLE AND
KNOCKED ME SENSELESS WITH AN ALARM CLOCK!
*Quatre rubs his head*
Quatre-- that hurt....
*they hear a scream , then see a blur run past their doorway*
Me-- AIEEEEGH!!! BEANSABEANSABEANSABEANSABEANSABEANSA!!!!!!
*Sara (the blur) runs by being chased*
Wufei-- GET BACK HERE!!!! IM NOT FINISHED WITH YOU YET!!!!
Me- BEANSA!
*Sara runs into the bathroom hops in the toilet and flushes herself to
freedom*
Quatre-- My god.... did she actually flush herself down the toilet?
Trowa-- how is that even possible?
Quatre-- its best that we dont question such things....
Trowa-- agreed..
End of Part 3