*Trieze and zechs are both, in the furthest reaches of the Antactic,
freezing
to death*
Zechs-- dont worry... its only a little further.....
Trieze- i hate cold... i HATE cold... I HATE COLD!!!
Zechs-- yes, sir.... we're almost there...
Trieze-- could you be a dear and REMIND ME WHY THE HELL WE"RE OUT
HERE?!?!?!?
Zechs-- because it is rumored that there is an area here in the
antactic
that contains a fabled "pretty thing".. an object that is
shiny,sparkly,and
covered in bells and blinking lights.
Trieze-- but we MADE one...
Zechs-- true... however i dont think that we could make one as good
as the
one we will find here.....
Trieze-- Look! *points* Look ahead! theres an igloo! maybe someone
there
knows where the object is!!! FINALLY!!! A SIGN OF LIFE!
*they run for the igloo and enter*
Trieze-- Greetings! I am Gener---.......Zechs.... these arent
people....
*trieze and Zechs look aroung the igloo to find a group of penguins
looking up at them*
Zechs-- hmmm.... well a minor setback...
Trieze--MINOR?!?!? YOU CALL THIS MINOR?!?!? THERE IS NO ONE HERE
ZECHS!!!
THERE IS NO PRETTY OBJECT!!! WE ARE LOST AND ALONE!!!!!!!!!IM GOING
BACK HOME!
*Trieze pulls out a cell phone to call someone to come get him...
however
the cell phone is FROZEN! Dum dum DUUUUUUM!!*
Trieze-- ...mygod..*panicked*.....We're
nevergonnagohome!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iwannagohome!!
Zechs-- i have an idea Trieze... step outside for a moment.. i need to
speak
witht the penguins.....
Treize-- My GOD man! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!?!??! whatever....
*Trieze walks out*
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~~~~~~~~~LATER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``~~
Trieze-- YOU DID WHAT!?!?!?
Zechs-- i made a deal with them! they claim that they can take us
back....
however they also want our clothes...
Trieze-- they ARENT getting my clothes...
Zechs- yes.. and i knew you wouldnt want to give them up, do i
proposed
that the two of us make a little bet against the penguins... Heres the
deal..
the penguins have agreed to a drinking game. if we win.. they take us
back
home and we keep our clothes... however... if we lose.... we have to be
penguin slaves for the rest of our natural lives... and they get our
clothes.
Trieze-- the penguins MADE THIS DEAL WITH YOU???
Zechs-- why not? i mean its a fair deal...
Trieze-- BUT THEYRE PENGIUNS!!! THEY CANT FLY! MUCH LESS MAKE DEALS!!!
FOR
THE LOVE OF GOD ZECHS! .. you actually TALKED to them???
Zechs-- yep... and heres the beauty of the deal... WE CANT LOSE!
*zechs smiles*
*the penguins walk out*
Zechs-- EVERYONE knows that penguins cant hold their liquor!!!!
Penguins-- ĦTEQUIZA!
Trieze-- my god....
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~~~LATER~~~
*trieze and Zechs... obviously drunk beyond belief are sitting at a
table
with the penguins looking very disheveled... however...the penguins are
passing around the tequiza and seem unaffected by the alcohol....*
Zechs-- I'll be damned... they CAN hold their liquor!~
Penguins-- ĦTEQUIZA!
*treize passes out*
Zechs-- but i remember the drinking contests i had with them when i
was
training to be a pilot.... oh wait... those werent penguins... they
were
nuns.... crap.
*the penguins throw up their wings in triumph and give another shout
of
"TEQUIZA"*
Zechs-- ah well... i suppose being a penguin slave for the rest of my
natural
life isnt so bad........
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ End of Part 4!!