Once upon a time... long long ago...
*crimson taints the sky, as it slowly turns to night; the
bloodstained sun
slowly descends into the horizon. The ground is nothing more than
sheets
upon sheets of glistening ice,which perfectly mocks the colors of the
sky as
if it were nothing more than a mere continuation of the sky, as if the
horizon didnt exist....
A solitary ice mount stands alone against the sky , barren and
devoid
of life.... strong winds pick up and swirl around the mount , as if
trying
to pick it off the ground and sling it away...but the mount, ancient
and
beautiful, remains as solid and untouched as it has for thousands of
years...
WHEN IT BLOWS UP! *
*Gunfire echoes throughout the night... screams and shouting can be
heard.. finally two men run across the ice plain, guns in hand, firing
at
everything and anything that moves in the night....
Trieze-- We're almost there...
*something moves off Triezes right and Trieze fires mercilessly at
it..
its screams echo in the night*
Scream-- TEQUIZA!!!!!!!!~~
Zechs-- we're almost there.... to bad we couldnt keep our
clothes....
damned stupid
penguins...........
(yes... not only are they escaping beer-swilling penguins.. as
if
that is not bad
enough.. they are also wearing NOTHING but their boxers.... ah the
humiliation... )
* a small aircraft is seen in the distance..*
Trieze-- THERE IT IS!!!! *point to the aircraft*
*feeling a sudden rush of adrenaline they pick up speed, heading
towards
what they
know to be their freedom*
*they quickly board the plane and it promptly takes off the ground,
speeding
them away back to OZ*
Trieze-- well... at least you were right Zechs.. there WAS a mystical
“shiny
thing” out
there... and now its OURS!!! *Tireze pockets something wrapped in a
small
leather cloth*
~~~~~Elsewhere~~~~
*in a cold hospital waiting room, four of the five Gundam pilots
wait,
apprehensive of
what they may find has come to pass... Trowa is sitting, trying to
comfort
Quatre--(perhaps a little too well???) and holds his hand (?!?!?!)...
Heero
sits at the edge of his seat looking pensive, and Wufei is off in the
bathroom somewhere ... (!!!!!!!!!!!!) ... heh...
*Hojo walks out , wearing his white labcoat and glasses, holding a
clipboard
in one
hand*
*everyone around him grows silent, awaiting what he has to say.*
Hojo-- good news... your friend Duo will live... but he will always
have a
permanent
Taco-Bell Spork scar on his back from where he was stabbed...
Heero-- and?
*Hojo looks around nervously*
Hojo-- and what?
Heero-- Cmon... im not stupid... youre Hojo... i KNOW you did
SOMETHING with
Duo.. what now? did you practice gene splicing on him?
clone
him with the DNA of a stupid chicken?
Sara#2-- Bgock... ?
Hojo-- Gertrude is NOT stupid!!~
Heero-- what did you do then?
Hojo-- i may have replaces his vital organs with a hampster in a
wheel.....
Heero-- youre kidding.. right?
Hojo-- ummm.. no...
Heero-- YOU ACTUALLY REPLACES HIS VITAL ORGANS.... WITH A
HAMPSTER IN A WHEEL!?!?!?
Hojo-- .... its a very cute hampster...
*Heero moves for his gun, but hojo scurries away.*
*Duo walks out*
Duo-- man... i feel like crap.. i am SOOOO gonna kill her... SHE
STABBED ME
WITH A FORK!!!! not only that but she managed to give me an atomic
wedgie...
Quatre-- an atomic wedgie?? i thought that was only a myth... do you
mean
that she
actually was able to do a fabled ATOMIC WEDGIE???
Duo-- yep...
Trowa-- so she ACTUALLY got your underwear to go OVER your head??
*duo nods, and everyone shivers convulsively thinking about what that
must
feel like.*
Heero-- I have recently been informed that Sara has managed to steal
the
plans for the next Gundam .. which were hidden in triezes alarm clock..
*everyone looks at him*
Heero-- well.. would YOU think to look in the alarm clock?!?!
*they all nod understanding now.*
Heero-- SO! now all we have to do is get to Sara before OZ does...
already my
contacts have told me that Trieze and Zechs have managed to find the
mysterious “shiny thing” in order to lure her out... so we'll
have to think
of something else... what would lure Sara out....
~~Later~~
Vincent Valentine-- What are you DOING?!?!? UNTIE ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Heero-- no can do...
*Vincent bites Heero on the leg*
Heero-- AAAUGH!!! you stupid VAMP!!!!!
*Heero attempts to stuff Vincent in a potato sack, but Vincent casts a
spell
on heero and gets away*
Duo-- what do we do now...
Quatre-- well.... theres something out there that would be WAY more
effective than
Vincent... but i dont know if youd want to go after THAT one...
Trowa-- what do you mean pookie?
Duo-- yeah .. what do you --- WAIT!!! did you just call him
Pookie??
Trowa--- umm... i ...er..... NO !!! i called him ..... Pronki.... its
his
uh... middle name...
Heero -- i thought it was Raberba....
Trowa-- well... you thought wrong... *trowa shifts uneasily*
Duo-- uh huh.... sure...heh heh...
Quatre-- well.. anyways... we could lure her out using ... *shivers*...
her
child...
Trowa--- she has a child?
Quatre-- ......... Rufus...... (DUM DUM DUUUUUM!!!!)
*everyone screams and falls back in fear* *Wufei covers his nose with
his
hands*
Trowa-- I DON WANNA GO BACK TO BEIN IN A WHEELCHAIR!!!!
Duo-- NOT HIM!!!!!
Wufei-- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!~~~ I DONT WANT ANOTHER UTENSIL
STABBED INTO MY NOSE!!!!!!
Heero-- well it looks like we have no other choice......
Duo-- IM sure as hell not gonna go get im~! HE'LL KILL ME!
Quatre-- i cant go... im ... uh.. sick .. *does fake sissy cough*
Trowa-- i have to go feed the Lions... yeah.......
Wufei-- i have to... u,m..... uh... i have to..... i .... *Wufei runs
away*
Heero-- DUO! youre going to come with me...
Duo-- NOOOOOOOO!!
Heero-- YEEEEEEES!
Duo--did you just try to be funny?
Heero--shut up.