*Heero and Duo slowly approach Rufus , who is sitting, placidly
sipping his
drink.*
*heero pushes Duo forward*
Duo-- hi... Rufus... isnt it a beautiful day??
*rufus closes his eyes, sips the last lingering drops from his glass,
then
turns to duo with
his "im the rich good-looking guy who doesnt need people like YOU!"
look.*
*Rufus carefully pushes a bit of his blonde hair away from his eyes *
Rufus-- you know Duo, many years ago i was over in Tibet studying with
Buddhist
monks at a temple high in the mountains. They taught me how to focus my
mind
to alter
reality...
Duo-- what do you mean?
Rufus-- Well for instance, by merely focusing on a mental image, i can
manifest that
image into actual existence... here ill show you.. okay i have a
mental
image in my mind.
This'll prove it.
*rufus closes his eyes*
Rufus- And.. by the amazing powers of my conciousness, i have created
reality.
If you go take a look at your favorite stuffed teddy bear, you'll
fing
that he is ripped
apart and he has hung himself with a length of rope upon a nearby tree.
Duo-- NOOOOOO!!!!! *sniff* If he is... you went and did it earlier..
YOURE A
DUMB
JERK!
Rufus-- Yes, but i am a jerk who is one with the universe.
*Duo begins to cry*
Duo-- YOURE SO MEAN TO ME!!! you better not be... or you'll go to
hell when
you
die.
Rufus-- i dont think so Duo.. You see... I am never going to die..
Duo-- Huh?
Rufus-- Several years ago an Oriental mystic told me about the ancient
secrets of
immortality.... I can do what i want and i have nothing to fear..
Duo-- YOURE LYING!!!! only a god can live forever...
Rufus-- What if I'm not lying? What if I, Rufus Shinra , have beaten
god at
his own
game?
Just imagine... if you will.... what kind of delicious suffering
awaits
you at the hands of
the most powerful rich man in the universe...
Duo-- YOURE LYIN!!! you cant do anything to make me suffer!!
Rufus-- Oh no? Seen your Teddy Bear lately???
*Duo runs away crying , while Rufus laughs manically *
Heero-- you are one sick sadistic bastard.... playing mind games with
Duo...
why dont you
pick on someone your own size??
Rufus-- *smiles demonically* .......like you?
Heero-- umm.. *backs away* ... er.... no. ... i meant more like Trowa..
YEAH!
no one
likes Trowa... heh...
*Rufus turns to pour another drink when Heero injects him with a
sedative ,
courtesy of
Hojo*
*Rufus collapses into Heeros arms, and Heero drags him away.*
~~~~~ Elsewhere~~~~~
Evil Cricket King-- COME FORTH MY MINIONS!!!! no longer shall we make
useless
attempts at Sam by scaring her with our corpses in her pajamas... WE
WILL
MAKE THE
FINAL MOVE !!!! We shall DESTROY HER FOR GOOD!!!
Evil Cricket Minions-- chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp( and various
other
evil cricket
noises)
Evil Cricket King-- We will BUILD A GUNDAM!!!!! all we need is
TREIZES
ALARM
CLOCK!!!!!
Evil Crickets-- Chirp??
Evil Cricket King -- Well... would YOU think to look in the alarm
clock?!?
Evil Crickets-- chirp.
Evil Cricket King-- Alright then..
Evil Crickets-- Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp
Evil Cricket king-- THere is only one problem though... the alarm
clock is
in the
posession of Sara Curran...
Evil Crickets-- CHIRP!!!! (that was a fearful chirp.. )
Evil Cricket King-- WE need something to lure her....
Evil crickets-- Chirp??
Evil cricket king-- I KNOW!!! TWINKIES!!!!!!
*the crickets bring forth a twinkie to their Cricket master.*
Evil Cricket King-- WE STRIKE!!!!!
~~~ Elsewhere~~~
* Trieze and Zechs sit upon a feild holding the fabled “shiny
thing”*
..... beansa.....
Trieze-- why do i have the feeling that weird shit is about to happen?
..... Beansa...
Zechs -- because it is...
*Sara ambushes them both , and pelts blue gummy sharks at them*
!!!!!!!!!!!BEANSA!!!!!!!!!
Zechs-- AAAUGH!!!
Trieze--- AAAIEEGH!
*she Beats them with the corpse of the Taco bell Dog and knocks
them both
senseless
with a Barbera Striesand CD*
*Sara runs away, weilding the Shiny thing*
~~~~ELSEWHERE~~~~~
*Rufus is tied down near a cliff overlooking the sea, the Gundam
Boys
gathered around
him.. *
*however they are not alone, as a swarm of crickets carrying a single
twinkie approach*
*The gundam boys look over at the crickets*
Heero-- OH NO YOU DONT!!!! LEAVE!!! SARA IS OURS!!!
Evil Crickets-- CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!!!!!!!!!
*the Gundam Boys and the Evil crickets break out into a HUGE fight*
*While they are fighting, they notice that Rufus has been freed , and
a
shadowy form is
slinking towards the twinkie*
*Heero runs toward the crickets with the twinkie, and knocks it away
before
Sara can get
to it.. however.... he knocked it over the cliff....*
*Sara watches the Twinkie plummet off of the cliff*
BEANSA!!!!!!!!!
*Sara jumps after*
BBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAA
*Sara plummets hundreds of feet , clutching a shirt and an alarm
clock, one
arm reaching
out for the Twinkie*
*The Gundam Boys run to the cliff, but by the time they look over,...
its
too late.. Sara is
lying upon a rock, next to a smashed twinkie, with the water lapping
around
the rocks
edges, as if trying to get to her*
Quatre-- OH MY GOD!!!!
Trowa-- Is she alive???
Duo-- THERES NO WAY SHES ALIVE!!! that was a good 500 FEET!
Heero-- Duo is right... lets go ..
*they walk off*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
eh heh heh ... eh heh heh heh heh.... *cough* .... beansa..... *cough*
*a smile spreads across her face, her eyes glazed and half closed*
..... eh heh heh heh ....
BEANSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heh heh.. OW! ... dammit..... this sucks..... but i win.... eh heh
heh
Eh Heh Heh ...
EH HEH HEH...
AAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***** THE END!*****
~ or is it ? ~