TASWNS

A senshi would never say...

Ami: I am dumb. Shoot me now!

Usagi: Look everyone! I got an 100 on my quiz!

Haruka: Will you just shut the f**k up already Michiru with your stupid viloin!

Sailor Mars: You are the best leader I have ever seen Sailor Moon!

Sailor Pluto: (to Chibi Usa) Damn you Small witch!  Get the hell out of my time warp!

Sailor Pluto: I'm King Endymoin's girl!

Minako: That Sailor V is soooo fake!

Usagi: Mamouru I'm leaving you.
Mamouru: Nani?! For who!?
Usagi: Prince Dermando.
Mamouru: Oh well, I was going to tell you that I've been cheating on you with the other Sailor Senshi anyways.
Usagi: What?!

Haruka: Michiru, I'm really a man.
Michiru: Really? Well it doesn't matter.
Haruka: You're serious?
Michiru: Yeah besides I've been with Mamouru the past few months
Haruka: What?!

Future Trunks: (hiding behind his time machine on the phone with his mother) Mother the time machine still doesn't work!
Bulma: What do you mean? What's wrong with it now?!
Future Trunks: Whenever I use it it takes me to this weird foggy place where some kind of Time Ho stands guard at some big door and tries to chase me calling me a trespasser! And I think she likes me!
Bulma: Well, why don't you kill her?
Sailor Pluto: (in her Sailor Moon R dubbed voice) Come here trespasser!
Future Trunks: Oh no she found me!
Sailor Pluto: Let me give you a big kiss trespasser!
(Trunks runs around the Door of Time as Sailor  Pluto chases him)

Sailor Saturn: I'm going to destory the whole world! Bwhaaahahhahah!

Sailor Pluto: (talking to Chibi usa) Small Lady, I am your mother.
Chibi Usa: Noooooooo! It can't be  true! Oh, wait? That means that dumb Usagi won't be my mother. (jumps in Pluto arms) Yeahhhhh!

Sailor Moon: Final Flash!!!

Hotaru: (to vegeta) Oh I'm so happy that we got married. Now we can destory the world together!

Michuru: How are we going to find the ones with pure hearts that have a talisman in it?
Haruka: I know we call some people and ask if they have one!
Michiru: Good idea!
Haruka: (calls Usagi)
Usagi: Hello?
Setsuna: (on another phone talking in her Sailor Moon R dubbed voice ) Do you like talismans?
Usagi: Uh, who's this?
Setsuna: Talk NOW trespasser!
Usagi: Sailor Pluto?
Setsuna: Be that way! DEAD SCREAM!!!!!!!!
Haruka: (haruka walks in Setsuna's room and sees her using the phone. Haruka takes the phone from Setsuna) Stop that Setsuna! I was doing the talking!
Setsuna: **starts to cry**

SM fans: SAILOR MOON SUX!!!

People that hate Sailor Moon: SAILOR MOON IS A COOL SHOW!!!

Naoko Takeuchi: Usagi-chan is the dummiest character I have ever drew!

Sailor Moon: **to Sailor Pluto** Are you lonely here at the door of time?
Sailor Pluto: Remember that outfit that I showed you at the mall the other day?
Sailor Venus: Don't change the subject Pluto. Tell us.
Sailor Pluto: ...................................
sailor Venus: Well?
Sailor Pluto: ....................................
Sailor Moon: Uh, Pluto?
Sailor Pluto: Dead Scream!!!!
Sailor Venus and moon: PLUTO!! Ahhhhhhh!

Inner senshi: Those Outer Senshi are too childish.

Outer Senshi: Please oh please let's work together! We are all senshi!

**Ami, Minako and Mako-chan are getting drunk**
Ami: Look Minako! I'm on top of the world!
Mako-chan: Look! I'm on top of you!
Minako: Minna, I'm on top of Mamouru!
Mamouru: Help me someone!!!

Michiru; Get away from me Haruka! I don't go that way!

Ami: Oh no not another 30 on my test!

Chibi Usa: Kame Kame Ha!

SM dubbie fans singing: "I'm sorry that I'm not gentle. I can only say that in my dreams...."

Sm subbie fans and japanese fans singing: "Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight....."

Sailor Neptune: You're the bomb!!

Sailor Pluto: Nobody touch the Door of Time! I just polished it!

Sailor Chibi Moon: Pretty Sammy is cool!

Haruka: Michiru! I don't go that way so get away from me!

Usagi: Hey! Let's stop all of this Sailor Senshi stuff! Let's be Spice Girls!
All Senshi: Yeah!!
Usagi; I'm Baby Spice!
Setsuna: I'm Scary Spice!
Rei: I'm Posh Spice!
Makoto: I'm sporty spice!
Minako: I'm Ginger Spice!
Usagi, Setsuna, Rei and Makoto: GINGER SPICE!?
Usagi: Get away you ex-spice girl!

Hotaru: (picks up her phone) Hello, you've called the Mistress Nine hotline. Tell me your fantasies.
Haruka: (on another phone) Uh, Hotaru?
Hotaru: (gasp) Haruka-papa!? Why are you calling this line!? Wait 'till Michiru-mama here's this!
Haruka: Um, well, why do you have a hotline like this?!
Hotaru: Um no reason. Gotta go!

Chibi Chibi: PIKACHU!!!

Hotaru: Poor Setsuna-mama, you must of been lonely at the Door ot Time, right?
Setsuna: Well, DUH!!!

Chibi Usa: Hey Puu! Why do you look like Lady Kyra?
Setsuna: Oh just shut the f##k up!

From hotaru_13@altavista.com
Hotaru: Look everyone! I'm goth!!! Ha, ha, ha!

Naoko: WOW! The NA dub is way better than the japanese one. Especaily my manga!

Naoko: Why is Tuxedo Kamen so ugly?!

From Serina174@aol.com:
Sailor Uranus: I'm not gay Neptune.

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