Hello and good evening yet again. This is the second chapter (third if you count the prologue) and they still haven't met yet. But not to fear! They meet in this very chapter! Woo-Hoo! Before muddling through this and trying to figure out what I'm on, you might want to read the previous chapters. You can find them at: http://www.angelfire.com/anime/Slacker I don't really need to put in a disclaimer, do I? Everybody knows Ranma and Co. belong to the Goddess Takahashi and Sailor Moon and Co. belong to the Goddess Takeuchi. If I even tried to claim them as my own, hordes of totally insane otaku would lay some hurting down on me. (And I don't like pain.) Ready? Let's do it! *************************************** All The Small Things-Chapter 2 A Sailor Moon/Ranma 1/2 fanfiction By: Slacker(r_heins@yahoo.com) *************************************** Previously on our program: While at a meeting, Setsuna revealed that she lied about whether they'd face another threat, and was about to reveal all when the chapter ended (this is known as a "hook"). Meanwhile, at the Tendo Dojo, Ranma had woken Nabiki up at 3 a.m. to ask her help to "run away from home." (This is also known as a "hook".) Now on with our fic! *************************************** Tendo Dojo, 3 am, Nabiki's room. Nabiki thought she was pretty much Unable to be shocked. She was wrong. The fact that she was sitting there staring at Ranma without saying a word kinda proved the point. "You need to 'run away from home'?" she asked, a bit incredulously. "Yeah, basically," Ranma replied in a nonchalant voice. "Why?" "I got my reasons." "Such as?" "Such as they're my reasons, and I don't wanna share." Nabiki got a bit pissed at _that_ response. So pissed she used what one of her associates termed "The Voice." It was so cold you had to check for icicles after she was done talking to you, and anyone who knew her was terrified of it. "Ranma, you woke me up at three in the morning, let me stand there butt-naked in the window, asked me to help you 'run away from home', and you won't tell me your reasons for it? I don't think so. No reasons, no help. Now get out and let me sleep." Ranma just sat there with an unusual look on his face. "What? Didn't hear me? Don't get what I'm saying? I said get out!" "What I say isn't to go beyond you, in any way, shape, or form. You will not tell anyone, you will not let anyone find out. Agreed? Otherwise I figure out a way to do it on my own. Take it or leave it." Ranma stated. Nabiki was going to try to bargain, until she looked into his eyes. "I agree." she said. "I'm blacking out." Dead silence. Utterly and completely quiet. "Excuse me, did you say, `I'm blacking out'?" Disbelief wasn't an adequate word for what she was feeling. "Yes." "'I'm blacking out.' And for this you woke me up at 3 am? Get out. I need my sleep." Nabiki was feeling quite disgusted. "I'm serious. I'm blacking out at weird times. You remember last week? The finals? How I had to stay after the Science test?" His voice was earnest, almost pleading. "Yeah, I was running pools on just how badly you flunked it." "I aced it. Hell! I corrected the test in three places!" "You what?!" "Got the second highest score in Japan. The highest was some girl in Juban. They made me retake it, to make sure I didn't cheat." Some pride was evident in his voice about his scores and some anger about them thinking he had cheated. "You didn't?" Nabiki asked. "NO!" Ranma yelled. "Quiet! You want to wake everybody up?" "That won't happen. A bomb could go off and no one would wake up. Trust me." Ranma was still steamed about her question. "How do you know?" "I added a few herbs to dinner." Ranma said with a shrug. "I doubt anybody but Kasumi even noticed them." "Then why aren't I asleep?" "I hit a few pressure points that would counter-act the effects." "Where did you learn how to do that?" "Dr. Tofu showed me some stuff before he went to study in Shinjuku. And Cologne has so many scrolls, she never notices when some are missing." "You stole scrolls from Cologne? That's nuts! She can kick your butt!" "When did you learn to read Chinese?" "I didn't steal them, Shampoo gave them to me. I asked her nicely, and she was `too, too happy to help Airen.' As for the Chinese, I can learn very quickly when I'm motivated, you know that. And being chased across China by a homicidal Amazon is a great motivator. Besides, as long as Cologne doesn't find out, I'm fine." Ranma said as he crouched down by the window, which was still open. "Great. Why don't you shut that window? I'm getting cold." "Yeah, I noticed." "What do you mean `I noticed'?" Then she realized something: Cold air + silk pajama top - bra. She glanced down, "Eeeped!", and quickly crossed her arms over her chest. Ranma got up and closed the window. Nabiki tried to get back to the subject. "So what about the test?" she asked. "I remember walking in, sitting down, picking up my pencil, getting the test, and handing it in. I don't remember actually taking it, and I don't know how I managed to do so well." "So you panic-blocked it." She said diffidently. "It's been known to happen. When someone panics too badly, their brain just goes `PFFFT'." "Yeah, right. I'm a martial artist. I don't `panic-block' anything. Besides, it happened again. In that fight with Ryoga the next day. Remember that?" He asked sarcastically. "Yeah, I got a lot from the betting pool. No one expected you to win in one hit. How'd you do that?" she asked, then said, "Oh. Another blackout." It wasn't a question. "Another blackout." He confirmed. "I remember Ryoga screaming his usual `Prepare to die, Saotome!' spiel, him running at me, and then standing over him with him out cold. I don't know what I did or how I did it." Ranma was looking, not scared, (Ranma would rather have open-heart surgery without anesthesia than admit he was scared) but worried. "I need to get out of here until I figure out what's going on." "So, why don't you just go on a 'training trip' if you want to get away?" She asked. "Remember the last time? Everybody followed. It was worse than here. I didn't get anything out of it but a broken rib, courtesy of Ryoga. Besides, I need to get rid of my pop, too." "Why don't you just up and leave?" "Because if I did that, they'd try to find me and probably would. Especially if they got you to help." "So, let's talk about what we're going to do." "Does this mean you'll help?" "That depends on what you're willing to do for me. Some pictures, perhaps?" "No nudity." "Well, that cuts down on my selling price, but if you cooperate I can still make it worth my while. How soon do you want to leave?" "Yesterday." Ranma said with complete seriousness. "How about in two days?"