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Oxymorons and other contradictions ...and if I have offended you by any of these, it was purely unintentional
fast food
bittersweet
military intelligence
smart blonde
tragic comedy
jumbo shrimp
low-flying jet
panda bear
guinea pig
self-help group
freezer burn
fast Internet
white gold
human animal
dry ice
controlled chaos
government intelligence - Ian H.
dull needle - Mom
mighty weak - Mom
pretty ugly - Mom
honest lawyer - lazermario
summer school - lazermario
Native American - lazermario
living dead - lazermario
happy Puritan - lazermario
friendly fire - Eric R.
same difference
men at work - Justin C.
Edify, stupid, edify! - Vanessa H.
Redundant things
bunny rabbit
kitty cat
puppy dog
slow Internet
non-human animal
penniless pauper - Mom
Department of Redundancy Department - Vanessa H.
wet water - Justin C.
dry desert - Justin C.
busy work
tooth dentist - John K.
reverse reverse order - dlove19812000

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