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Lib about Pool Rules
This Mad Lib was done by ldsgirl3000, nsyncchick,
and Silver Lizard
ATTENTION ALL SWIMMERS!
If you want to swim in this wig or soak in our stinky
spa, you must follow these wet rules.
- No nude breakdancing allowed. Men must wear moldy shorts,
and women must wear one-piece bathing toenails or marvelous
bikinis.
- No parrots under the age of 427.25 are allowed in the
strawberry unless accompanied by a cheese.
- Flushing in the pool is only permitted in the disoriented
end and only when a life-toering is on duty.
- People with creepy hair must wear bathing socks.
Warning: If you plan to sunbathe, stupidly cover your arms, legs,
and small intestine with a breezy lotion. You don't want to
get an underwear burn!
Have a flat day!
