Gateau Mocha For President

Gateau Mocha in 2000!

Gateau Mocha knows the hardships of the commoners and will never turn his back on someone in need. In the important issues, his stand will never waiver, and if you vote for him, you will be voting for a man who gets the job done, who will not make empty promises, and will achieve his goals.

He man behind the political icon:

Gateau grew up a normal childhood with parents and a sister. He also knows the heartache of losing a loved one. When his sister disappeared he swore he would find her and has not stopped searching for her. This is a man who wold never break a promise to you, the voter.

His job as a sorcerer hunter is a grueling one, so he understands the hardships of the working man and woman. Every day he risks his life to help villagers in need all across the continent.

His stand on the issues:

Environment
"I have seen this world crumble into dust. I have seen pollution fill the creeks in the air. This once beautiful land has been contaminated by sorcerers, and it must be stopped. I will find these sorcerers and crush them beneath my huge bulging biceps." (Then proceeds to rip off his shirt and flex.)

Education
"The school system of the Spooner continent has become nonexistent. This must be changed. Every town should have a school with capable teachers. So many commoners are uneducated and this leaves them suseptible to sorcerer influence. Education is the first step in stopping the sorcerer's power."

Health Care
"Every citizen should have access to sufficient health care. Unhealthy people are not beautiful and my goal is to make the world a beautiful place. Everyone should have access to a gym so that each person can build their body to glorious perfection such as mine." (Rips off his shirt and flexes)
 

Gateau's running mate:

"Hi, everybody. Aren't I just the cutest Vice Presidential candidate ever?? I have stands on issues too. Like I believe in Pro Choice, but not censorship. The artistic structure of animation is often destroyed when it falls under the scrutiny of overprotective parents. Hee hee. I just said soem big words. Anyway, Vote for me and Gateau! Bye Bye!"
 

And the opposition:

Carrot Glace
A man with clearly no moral standards, he tries to get votes by promising young women a fun time in bed. He is cowardly and weak, with an ulterior motive whenever helping young women. Is that what we need in the Octangular office now? Another womanizer with scandal after scandel under his belt? Carrot is known to be greedy, selfcentered and easily persuaded.

Chocolate Misu
She is well known for her flaming hot temper and selfishness. She has no interest in helping the common man by running in this election, only to keep her eye on Carrot. It is rumored in the House and Church that the two of them are engaged and it will just feed the scandals that already plague the Transparent House. Bringing these two into power would only damage our fragile reputation with aother countries on the continent.

Gateau and Dota
Campaign 2000
Make the World a Beautiful Place!
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