Author’s note: this delightful little fanfic is not the world’s best written or the most exciting. It is meant to be funny and overly silly. I got tired of writing novellike, so I put it in more of a play format. Hope you like it.

Something Strange in Flavia

Big Mama's next assignment took the Sorceror Hunters to a small village called Flavia. It seemed like an ordinary village with ordinary people, and with no evil forces whatsoever. Chocolate:"Are you sure this is the right place, Marron? It seemed to me like the last town we went to was a little more malicious."

Marron:" Yes, I'm sure. I don't know what, but something about this town is very strange."

Carrot: "Who cares? Where's the pretty girls? Girls girls girls, I'm coming for ya!"

Carrot dashed towards the town square where several girls were playing in the town fountain. Carrot jumped and landed facedown in the fountain, splashing every one of the young ladies.

Girl 1: "You stupid little freak. I'll kick the holy crap outta you."

Girl 2: (cracking her knuckles) "Not if I do it first."

Carrot: "Huh? Uh, that's not very nice, ladies."

Girl 1: Ladies? Whatever. Get out of here."

Carrot pulled himself out of the fountain, then went back to the group sadly, and just a little confused.

Chocolate: "Darling, are you all right?"

Tira: "That was the strangest reaction I've ever seen a girl give Carrot."

Marron: "Yes. Indeed. And look over there."

Marron pointed where a group of girls were harassing a young man.

Tira: "Those girls are saying some really nasty things to him. Especially about his...you know." Tira's face grew red.

Gateau: "That is most unladylike."

Tira looked away and found a hotel. She told the others that they should get a room for the night. The group entered the hotel and asked the young man for a room. The young man leafed through a book muttering to himself about how he didn't know how to run this place.

Chocolate: "Is everything all right?"

Young man: "Yes. It is just my husb...I mean, brother, is out for the night and he left the hotel to me to run while he is gone." He thumbed thru the book until he hit a blank page. "There is one vacancy."

Gateau: "We'll take it."

Marron: "So when do we get to meet your...brother?"

Young man: "He should be back tomorrow morning."

Carrot: "That girl just gave out the biggest burp I have ever heard." Carrot pointed back to where a teenage girl was talking with some of her friends. Chocolate opened the hotel door and they looked inside. The pictures on the wall were portraits. One of them, of a woman, carried a resemblance to the man who was at the front desk. Marron looked closer at the picture.

Marron: "I really want to meet this hotel owner."

Chocolate: "You think he is the guy we are looking for?"

Marron: "Yes. I have a feeling he is."

The next morning, the hunters awoke bright and early. Carrot woke up even earlier and was already out looking for girls. The hotel owner had finally arrived, and approached Gateau and Marron.

Owner: "Hello, I hoped you enjoyed your stay at my charming little inn."

Gateau: "Yes, we enjoyed it very much."

Owner: "What brings you here to Flavia? This is a small town with no tourism, no shops, and no school. Of what interest would you have in this city? We rarely receive visitors."

Marron: "If you rarely receive any visitors, how could you possibly keep a hotel such as this one running?"

The owner was silent for a moment, and Marron's suspicions increased.

Marron: "We are looking for someone."

Owner: "Who? Perhaps I may be of assistance."

Gateau: "A sorceror. We believe that he may be in this town. So you know of any malicious magic here?"

Owner: "No. There is no magic here. We are a peaceful, God-fearing town. There is nothing a sorceror would find of interest here."

Marron: "Thank you for your help."

Marron and Gateau went out of the hotel and into the village. The hotel owner looked at his brother who was sitting at the front desk. The owner walked over and slammed his fists on the desk.

Owner: "What did you tell them!"

Young man: "Nothing. I swear."

Owner: "That's all right. I'll give them something else to think about tonight."

The group met back at their room that night. No one in the village knew of any magic, or at least they weren't willing to talk about it.

Gateau: "I asked this one lady if anything strange has happened in the last few months. She didn't answer. She was too busy spitting out her chewing tobacco."

Chocolate: "Did anyone besides me notice how many crossdressers are in this town?"

Tira: "I know. I saw men in women's clothing. Women in men's clothing. I saw a little boy in a dress."

Carrot: "Maybe they are all very open-minded."

Marron: "The owner said this was a God-fearing town, Carrot. How many Christian cross-dressers do you know of? There was also not one church."

Tira: "I know what you are saying. You think that this sorceror is changing every one's sex in the town."

Marron: "Precisely. But I'm not sure. We need more information."

Gateau: "Well there's not much we can do now. I say we go to bed and in the morning we can quiz some people."

As the team went to sleep, the owner watched in the shadows. As they slept, he opened his palm, which contained a glowing powder. He blew the powder onto the hunters, then chuckled as he left the room.

The next morning Carrot awoke with the sunrise. He knew he had to get up early if he was going to chase girls before Tira and Chocolate awoke. He rose out of bed, stretched and then stratched he face as he looked into the mirror.

Carrot: "AAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

The other hunters woke up with a start.

Tira: "Carrot, What is it?"

Carrot: " I...have...boobs."

The others looked at Carrot's chest. He did indeed have boobs. Carrot stopped looking at his chest long enought to look at the others. Then he screamed again. This time, though, he noticed his voice was higher.

Tira looked at her teammates.

Tira: "Gateau, Marron, you are both girls."

Gateau and Marron jumped out of bed and looked in the mirror. The guys had all been changed into women. Their appearance had not changed much, they were merely female versions of themselves. Gateau looked like a female body-builder. Carrot looked at Marron.

Carrot: "You look like mom."

Marron: "This is most distressing." Marron's voice was also much higher.

Chocolate: "Oh no. If you guys are girls then..." Chocolate looked at herself in the mirror. She had changed into a male version of herself. She screamed a low, gutteral scream. Tira then looked at herself, she was so shocked she couldn't say anything.

Marron: "It would appear that our sorceror is onto us."

Gateau: "We have to change back to our regular selves."

Carrot: "You know, I make a pretty hot girl."

The others gave him annoyed looks.

Carrot: "Well, I do."

The hunters went out into the village again.

Chocolate: "Well, this explains a lot. I was wondering why I saw this one lady chopping wood while her husband was making a quilt."

Carrot: "I hate being a girl. This bra is chaffing me."

Marron: "This is absolutely amazing. This sorceror has changed our sexes completely as if we had never been the opposite. Every detail has been accounted for. I even believe I am menstruating."

Gateau: "Don't take this the wrong way, Marron, but can I do your hair?"

Chocolate: "Guys...girls...whatever you are, we have more serious things to do. And my...uh...nads itch."

Carrot: "So scratch them."

Chocolate: "Here?"

Carrot: "Public nad-scratching never bothers a guy."

Chocolate: "I am not a..."

Tira: "Guys, stop fighting. We need to find this sorceror so he can change us back."

Just then, a large man approached the team. He walked right up to Carrot.

Man: "Hey, pretty lady, what's your name?"

Carrot: "Excuse me, sir, we are discussing something."

The man grabbed Carrot's hand, and pulled her to him.

Man: "I do believe you have some time to give to me." The man tried to kiss Carrot.

Chocolate: "Hey, Loser, she's with me."

Man: "Want to fight for her?"

Chocolate: "Bring it on."

Tira: "Chocolate, I don't think this is a good idea."

Chocolate ignored Tira. She/he transformed into her/his biker-chick persona, but the costume just did not have the same effect as it had before.

Man: "What the hell? What kinda freak are you? You can take her." He dropped Carrot on the ground and fled.

Carrot: "What a perverted jerk. Doesn't he know he'll never get a girl that way."

Tira: "You just remember you said that."

Gateau: "I see not everyone in this town has changed. That man had no female traits at all."

Marron: "Or maybe he has just changed completely. If this is the case, we don't have much time. Let's go back to the hotel. I would like to talk to the owner again."

The young man was at the hotel when they arrived. When they came thru the door, he gasped and almost fell off his chair.

Young man: "Oh no. Not again."

Gateau: "I think you know a little more than you are telling us."

The young man shivered.

Carrot: "If you can help us at all, please do it. Maybe we can stop what this sorceror has done to the town."

Young man: "All right. Come with me. I have something to show you."

The young man led them into an old Victorian room at the back of the hotel. On the wall was another painted portrait of a woman. The young man pointed at it.

Young man: "That woman in the painting is me. My name is Hynith. When my father died, he left this hotel and everything in it to me. I was never very good at running it, so I hired a man, Juntell, to run it for me. He was very charming and we were married after only a few months.

"One day I noticed that the people of the town were acting strangely. They were out of character. At first I ignored it, but then I saw my husband in his den with a glowing powder. I knew instantly he had something to do with it.

"My husband changed me into a man. Just as he had changed you all. You must stop him before it is too late."

Carrot: "Don't worry. We will."

Suddenly, the owner burst into the room.

Owner: "Hynith, you have betrayed me. You treacherous little whore."

Hynith: "What? No, it's not true."

Carrot: "You bastard."

Owner: "As for you, my pretty, you will die. Just as your friends will."

Tira: "Not so fast. The sorceror hunters are here and we will take you down!"

Tira and chocolate made their transformations. Chocolate was a large man in leather while Tira shed his cape and acquired a whip.

Tira whipped the sorcerer and Chocolate punched him a few times. Gateau punch him also, knocking the sorcerer into the wall. Hynith, who had been watching, picked up a sharp letter opener from the table.

Hynith: "I will not allow you to ruin any more lives!!" He ran at him and stabbed him in the chest as hard as he could. The sorcerer stumbled out of the hotel, the hunters following him, and staggered to the edge of a cliff. He looked over the edge and that was when Hynith tackled him sending both over. Gateau rushed to Hynith, grabbing her arm and preventing him from going over the cliff into the rapids and jagged rocks below.

That night, The hunters gathered in a circle on the floor. Chocolate gathered the rest of the powder and put it in the circle.

Chocolate:" Are you sure this will work?"

Marron: "Almost positive. It was not hard to analyze the contents of the powder and conjure up an antidote."

Gateau: "Where's Tira?"

Tira: "Here." She emerged from the bathroom. "Sorry, guys. I had a little problem with aiming. I hit the seat a few times."

Gateau: "That's all right. Carrot does too."

Carrot: "What?!?!?"

The powder that Marron mixed started to glow. Marron picked it up and instantly turned back into a male.

Tira: "It worked."

Carrot: "Give it here."

Carrot spread some on himself and also turned back into a guy.

Carrot: 'All right. Now I can get this nasty bra off!!"

As soon as the hunters changed back to their regular selves, they went around the town changing the people back to the way they were supposed to be.

The sorceror hunters walked out of the city.

Carrot: "You know, being a girl wasn't so bad. I was really hot."

Tira: "Being a guy wasn't too bad either. There was little weird things like having to reposition myself.

Chocolate: "And I think I had a wet dream."

Gateau: "And running as a woman is sometimes painful."

Tira: "But all in all, it wasn't too much different ."

Suddenly, Big Mama and Dota appeared in the sky.

Carrot: "Big Mama."

Big Mama: "Good evening Sorceror Hunters. I suspect that you all have grown some from this experience."

Chocolate: "Some of us grew quite a bit."

Gateau: "In strange places."

Big Mama: " I am proud of you all. But I have another assignment for you."

Carrot: "So soon? Aww. Come on, Big Mama. I didn't even get a chance to chase girls this time. Give me a break."

Big Mama: "People are disappearing from a town by the ocean. This town is called Grundy, and it has the finest library on the entire Spooner continent. I suspect sorcery."

Carrot: "Sorcery because it has a good library."

Dota: "No, Carrot. Sorcery because people are disappearing mysteriously."

Big Mama: "Go forth Sorceror Hunters. I know you can do it."

Big Mama disappeared, leaving the sorceror hunters to their next mission.