Sorcerer Hunters: Darling I hate YOU!!!
By
Lane Kramer
Carrot Glace felt himself immersed in darkness. Throughout his time in the darkness he heard voices
come to him and then fade away. Sometimes they were his little brother Marron, other times his friend
Gasteau, and still more frequently then not he heard Tira and Chocolates voices ringing in his mind,
many times causing him to recoil in horror or attempt to look for a place to hide. It seemed like eternity
that he was trapped their but then he started to hear another unrecognized voice one that slowly drew
him to a light that had started to fill the darkness that surrounded him. The voice merely said, "Open
your eyes. You are healed my young friend." Carrot at first was unsure what to do, but then he also
heard another soothing voice. "Darling please open your eyes and show me you are all right." Carrot
remembered hearing a similar voice just before he fell into the darkness. He thought about it for a
moment then through his shoulders up and headed into the light. And then Carrot Glace opened his
eyes.
Carrot slowly opened his eyes and found himself looking into the face of a craggy-looking old fan. This
immediately caused him to shoot up in bed and have a slowly un-nerved look on his face. The old man
smiled "Well I see your reflexes are completely healed. So how are you feeling today. It certainly took
you long enough to heal. Of course us not being to use magic wards on you didn't help much."
Carrot heard the word magic and then realized he was in a bed. He was left wondering how he could
be in a bed when the last thing he remembered was seeing the wall following towards Chocolate and he
ran knocked her out of the way and then "thunk" and darkness. And he remembered hearing "I love
you" and him saying "I know and I care for you." He then asked the old man "Where am I and how did
I get here?"
The old man merely laughed a little and said "Well your a lucky lad. You helped take care of that
horrible sorcerer in the nearby village. Some of our villagers were going to check out the place when we
found you and a young lady there. We found the Sorcerer dead and found you badly hurt. They rushed
you back here and then we have a local sorcerer who is good with healing spells and were gonna use
them on you when she would not let us. We thought her mad, but agreed so we had to use some
potions on ya and luckily it worked. Your lady friend also was hurt, but she had been healed for several
days."
Carrot took in the comment on days and asked "How long have I been out?"
"I would say about ten days. You barely survived. That lady of yours was by your side for almost every
hour of each day. We had to heavily persuade her to eat and sleep. She should be back any moment to
see how you are doing and will love seeing you awake. You are very lucky to have a gal like her who
loves you so much."
After the old man finished he took in the comments of what the old man said and thought young lady
and realized that he must be talking about
"DARLING!!! YOUR AWAKE!" A happy voice cried out. Carrot looked to see familiar red hair on
the lady in the door. Chocolate then started to run towards Carrot. Carrot responded a little differently
then she expected. "AGGGHHH!!!" he cried and leapt from the bed into the nearby corner away from
Chocolate. Carrot normally would have figured she would pout or would come over and then bash him.
But instead Chocolate just stopped in mid-stride and had a look of complete sadness fill her face. Her
beloved darling has coiled away in fear of her and she just didn't understand why. All the tough
emotional stress she had been through the last days suddenly came out all at once. She fell the floor and
tears started to stain the floor.
The old man quickly saw this situation was not one meant for three so he spoke "Well judging by you
action your healing just fine and should be ready to journey...So I have somewhere else to be right
now." Then he took off through the door and shut it behind himself.
Carrot just stood in the corner a second and then realized he just made a mental goof. He felt like such
a jerk at making Chocolate cry like that. He finally moved away from the corner and near Chocolate
who didn't want to be doing this, crying all of a sudden, but the emotional stress she had gone through
the last few days just made it too much for her and she knew running right at Carrot to glomp him might
cause he to instinctively react and jump away she knew that, of course what hurt more was his leaping
away from her. Then Chocolate felt a hand touch her shoulder. She looked up to see Carrot putting that
goofy smile he does and then she heard him say "Hehehe, sorry about that ya just caught me off guard."
he said soothingly. Chocolate quickly cleared the tears from her eyes and then smiled. "Its ok I know I
probably over reacted, sorry." Carrot merely nodded his head. Just then Carrot was sure he heard a
noise from the window, which sounded like GIRLS. And instantly the giant libido of Carrot Glace was
instantly healed. The compassionate Carrot suddenly was gone and girl-crazy Carrot was back. He
then looked to Chocolate who just stood next to him smiling. He suddenly wanted to get her out of
there so he could look for some beautiful girls. And if by coincidence Chocolate remarked "You must
be famished Carrot I will run downstairs and get you some food." Carrot merely smiled and watched
Chocolate exit the room. He then jetted over to the window opened the drapes and felt his tongue fall
out of his mouth. He saw at least three beauties across the street in a bar. Suddenly Carrot wanted to
get out of the room. He realized Chocolate was not around so now was as good a time as any. He got
sneaky grin on his face and turned to leave when he found Chocolate standing in the doorway. "Darling
I forgot to ask what you might want to eat, but I see you already have girls on the menu." Suddenly
Carrot Glace was feeling very small and scared. Chocolate had that sinister
I-am-going-punish-until-you-call me queen look on her face. She started to move towards Carrot and
he started to pray and then closed his eye expecting to see stars. Instead he waited a moment and felt a
kiss on his cheek. He opened his eyes slightly and saw Chocolate was pecking him on the cheek.
"Normally I would punish you Carrot, but seeing as you did save my life the other day I will spare your
life this time and I will assume the hit you took on the head has damaged your brain seeing as I don't
understand why you would even look at another lady other than me." she said smugly. He just nodded
and thank whoever would listen to him not being beaten. Then Chocolate spoke again, "But promise me
you will just stay here with me tonight and not go out. I really mean this darling I have been so worried
about you" Chocolate looked at Carrot with a serious look, but also with a touch of pleading in it.
Carrot felt like he probably should say yes, but his great libido was also playing with his mind and in the
end it won. "OK. I promise Chocolate I will not leave." he said as he crossed his fingers behind his
back. Later that night around the witching hour Carrot was asleep on the bed under the covers with
Chocolate asleep next to him, still in her clothes. Carrot opened one eye and then the other. He looked
at Chocolate who slept soundly. She was going to go to her room, but she was so tired she fell asleep
next to Carrot on his bed. Carrot slowly got up through his shirt on and crept out of the room and
moved down the Inn's stairs quietly and then ran across the street looking for signs of Chocolate waking
up. He then smiled mischievously and wonder what beautiful women he would meet that night.
Carrot slowly woke up from the counter of the bar. He started to feel like he had a splitting headache.
He slowly raised his head of the bar and then looked to the outside and realized it was light out. His
mind, even while half soaked in beer, registered that Chocolate might wake up any minute and then. He
merely gulped and then jumped up and slowly managed to make his way out of the bar and back into
the Inn where he had been laid up. As he made his way up the stairs he mentally scolded himself for
doing something this dumb, it being dumb since he found no beautiful women, and that Chocolate will
pound him through the floor when she finds out, but just maybe he can sneak in without incident. He
slowly opened the door peering inside and then saw Chocolates eyes were focused right at him. He felt
overwhelming fear, but that fear soon turned to confusion as Chocolate didn't say or do anything. She
merely glared at him with annoyance and maybe some hate in her eyes. But then those eyes of her
showed nothing but pain and then it turned to cover her whole face. Carrot could only stare
dumb-founded. Then Chocolate spoke "Darling how could you? You promised that you wouldn't
leave." She said as a few tears fell down her face. Carrot glace only threw up his hands and started to
walk forward trying to think of an excuse. "Umm...Chocolate ya....see...I..ugh..I mean to say..." he tried
to speak as he got near her and put his left hand on her shoulder. Then just as suddenly her arm
knocked off his left hand from her shoulder and her other hand moved and slapped him violently on
face. It caused Carrot to stagger back and then grip his face.
"I don't want to hear it. Do you know how much I have gone through Darling. I have been wondering if
you would live for days and I ask that you stay with me for one night, and not even to do anything with
me, and you disregard it. Did I do something to make you hate me or not care about what my feelings
are?" she asked bluntly.
"No Chocolate its just that there were some beautiful girls across the street and..." Carrot never finished
his sentence.
Chocolate leapt up and tackled him and just started to hit him. Carrot through up his arms to protect
himself, but the way Chocolate was attacking him she really wasn't trying to hurt him, she could really
hurt him if she wanted to, but just whacked with her fists not striking him hard. But then she stopped.
"Darl...Carrot I hate you. I want you to leave now and don't come back. I will join up with you and the
other hunters later. But for now I just want you gone. So please...leave."
Carrot felt his whole world crash hearing her saying hate and his name in the same sentence. He never
thought that Chocolate of all people would tell him that. He moved backwards after she stopped her
assault and wanted to go and hold her and tell her he was sorry. He always ran away from Chocolate
and Tira but he never purposely hurt either of them. He got up and left though because of the plea that
Chocolate had in her voice, something she never did. Carrot exited the room and left Chocolate to cry,
her heart breaking after every step he took..
The End...(To be continued)