\ # 1-What Happens When You Mix Bakuretsu Hunters and Pointy Objects. ~ ~ ~ SCENE: A nice day on a country road. Carrot, Tira, Chocolate, Gateau and Marron are walking… Carrot: "What a perfect day!" Marron: "Yes, brother, we know. You've said it three times already." Carrot: "Well, it is! And do you know why it is such a perfect day?" Marron: "Because it is so beautiful outside?" Carrot: "Right! Clear skies, fresh air, bright sun…means people will be outside…people, including girls! Lots and lots of girls!!" Tira: "Carrot!" Chocolate: "Darling!" Gateau: :laughs then tries to change the subject:: "So where are we heading?" Tira: "We don't know yet. Big Mamma just said to head west." Carrot: ::grumbles then sighs and hops in the cart that Gateau is pulling. Suddenly his instincts kick in and he jumps up causing the cart to tip over.:: Carrot: "A girl!!" Tira: "Carrot!!" Chocolate: "Darling!" Marron: <sigh> Gateau: "Oh, great-just what we need" Chocolate: "You don't want us to have to restrain you, do you darling?" Tira: "Yeah" ::Tira gets ready to pull off her cloak:: Carrot: "eep!" SCENE: A nice day on a country road. Tira, Chocolate, Gateau and Marron are walking. Carrot is on a leash. Tira: "Now you won't get away!" Chocolate: "Darling, you look so cute!" Carrot: <sigh> "This isn't any fun…I'm so bored!" ::He begins his usual routine of picking up rocks (or any other object for that matter) and trying to eat them. His eye spots something gleaming in the sun. "MY SHINING THING!" -whoops wrong show- "I mean-Yum!" He picks it up and shoves it down his throat. Unfortunately this isn't your usual run-of-the-mill inconspicuous object and Carrot begins to choke.:: Chocolate: "Oh, look! Darling's face is turning blue-oh, it brings out the color in his eyes! Darling, you look so cute!" -Cue choking, gagging noises- Carrot: "Choke!" "Gag!" Tira: "You probably deserve this, Carrot!" ::She whips out an unusually large mallet:: Gateau: "Where is she hiding this stuff?" Chocolate: "I really don't know. maybe there's some sort of a bottomless pit under her dress?" Tira: "Haaaaaaa!!!" ::Tira smacks Carrot hard on the back with her mallet, resulting in a needle containing unknown liquid to go flying out of Carrot's mouth, and land smack dab in Marron's arm:: Chocolate: "Uh-oh" Marron: ::Takes the needle out of his arm and examines it:: "A needle containing unknown liquid. How inconvenient…" ::Marron faints into Gateau's waiting arms:: Tira: "Marron!" Chocolate: "Darling, what are you doing eating needles?!?" Carrot: "I couldn't help myself! I'm hungry and it was so shiny!" Gateau: "Hey! He's waking up!." Marron: ::Opens his eyes:: "Thank you Gateau, but I'm fine now" Gateau: "Are you sure?" Marron: "Yes…bunnies!" Gateau: "What was that?" Marron: "Nothing-bunnies!" Group: o_0 Chocolate: "I wonder what was in that needle. This *can't* be Good…" Marron: "Bunnies! Ha, haâ, bunnies! Bunnies!!!¦" To be continued....... Comments, questions, a large sum of money (!) are welcome ^_^ Plumb76@aol.com #2-What Happens When You Mix Bakuretsu Hunters and Dessert ~ ~ ~ SCENE: A nice day on a country road. Carrot, Tira, Chocolate and Gateau are walking. Marron lies in the back of the cart…everyone else is covering their ears. Marron: "Somewhere oooover the raaaaainbow!!" Carrot: "I don't know how much more of this I can take!" Tira: "Who knew he could sing?" Chocolate: "Or had such lung capacity?" Gateau: "You call that singing??" Marron: ::Stops singing:: "Bunnies!" Gateau: "Not this again" Marron: "Fork!" Carrot: "Yeah, I'm hungry too." Tira: "Then let's eat!"::Reaches under her dress and pulls out a tray of fine cuisines and desserts:: Gateau: "She did it again!" Chocolate: "My sister… 'the bottomless pit' strikes again!" Carrot: "I wonder what else is in there" ::He crawls towards Tira and starts to lift up her dress …only to be smacked:: Gateau: "Ok, who *didn't* know that was coming?" SCENE: A nice day on a country road. Carrot, Tira and Gateau sit stuffed from Tira's meal while Chocolate is attempting to spoon feed Marron. Chocolate: "In comes the airplane! Pppfffft" Marron: "Ha, ha...yummy plane!" Tira: "Time for dessert! Who wants cake?" Chocolate: "Ooh…cake sounds good, sis!" Carrot: "Wait a minute! Who says we have to have cake? We always have cake! I want ice cream!" Tira: "That's because it is known to be true that cake is better than ice cream" Carrot: "Says you!" Chocolate: "I want mine to be chocolate!" Tira: "Actually I was thinking of having it Italian" Gateau: "I only eat mine in coffee form." Carrot: "Of *course* you'd all say that! You're all named after cakes!!!" Chocolate: "No need to get snippy, darling" Carrot: <grumbles> "You cake-named people are all the same" Gateau: "Speaking of names-if you're French, shouldn't it be _Carrotte_Glace.... <snickers> as in *feminine* ? Carrot: <shouting> "I'm not French! I'm Japanese!" Gateau: "Yeah right, femme boy" Carrot: "hey-!" -Carrot's ranting is cut short when a new character enters the scene- Milphy: "Hello everyone!" Tira: "Mirufy Yu!" Gateau: "You're here a little early. aren't you supposed to show up in the later episodes?" Milfy Yu: "Yes, but I was getting a little pale from wearing that big dress Big Mama makes me wear and I decided to get some sun" Marron: "Bi, bi! Bi, bi!" Millefy: "Why, yes, I am…thanks for reminding me, Marron" ::He inches up close to Carrot:: "I also came here because I have a message from Big Mamma." Marron: "Bunnies! Ha, haâ bunnies! Bunnies!" To be continued....... Comments, questions, a large sum of money (!) are welcome ^_^ Plumb76@aol.com #3-What Happens When You Mix Bakuretsu Hunters and a Rather Large Woman. ~~~ SCENE: A nice day on a country road. Tira, Chocolate and Gateau are walking. Marron is tied up in the back of the cart and Millefiru is getting rather close to Carrot. Carrot: <nervously> " A..a..message?" ::He starts to take a few step away from Miyufiyu:: Milphy Yu: "Uh-huh…" ::Takes a step forward for every step Carrot takes back:: -Suddenly a puff of pink smoke appears and Big Mama and Dota stand…err… float in front of the hunters- Big Mama: "Hello hunters" Carrot: ::Pushes past Millephy:: " Milf-I mean Milleph- I mean Miruf- dammnit! How do you spell your name anyway?!?" Milfi: "Well, in keeping with the food context it should be Millefeuille…but *you* can call me Millie" Chocolate: "Millefeuille? Something like a 'thousand layers'?" Tira: "Why a thousand?" Millie: "You can't eat just one!©" ::He puts his arm around Carrot:: "We French people have to stick together" Carrot: "I'm not French!!!" Big Mama: "*ahem* I sent Millefeuille but I decided to tell you in person anyway. I have decided to get a haircut." Tira: "A haircut?" Big Mama: "Yes, and the only salon who will work with hair as big as mine is very far away and I won't be able to keep watch over you" Gateau: "What salon is it, Big Mama?" Dota: ::Giggles then flies right in front of Gateau:: "Le Salon Des Grands Cheveux-" Gateau: "*KA-CHOOOOOOO!!*" Dota: "AHH! You sneezed all over the cuteness that is me!" Gateau: "*sniff* You're… too close! *sniff* I'm…allergic to *sniff* Yuuyokujin!" Dota: "Hmph!" ::Flies back up to Big Mama:: Big Mama: "So while I'm gone I've decided to put Marron in charge" Chocolate: ::Looks at Marron who is tied up:: "But, Big Mama!" Gateau: "*sniff* You don't understa-!" Big Mama: "No buts! I've made up my mind. I must go now. Dota will be watching you!" -With that, Big Mama and Dota disappear- SCENE: Stellar church. Big Mama stands while Dota flies haplessly around knocking things off their respective shelves. Dota: "Ohhhh! That Gateau makes me angry!" Big Mama: "Calm down, Dota. Am I going to have to get your wings clipped?" Dota: <whispers> "I've got to redeem my cuteness somehow." Big Mama: "I want you to control yourself, Dota, I have to go now. Keep close watch over them. I fear a new challenge coming ahead." Dota: <thinking> "Hee,hee..with Big Mama gone, I can do whatever I want! Party in the stellar church!!!" SCENE: A nice country road. Carrot, Tira, Chocolate and Gateau are staring at Marron who is chewing at his ropes. Tira: "Are you sure those are tied tight enough?" Chocolate: "Who cares? He's in charge of us now! What are we gonna do?" Gateau: "And *sniff* Dota…is watching *sniff* us!" Carrot: "Well, since my brother isn't mentally capable at the moment, I think I, Carrot Glace, should take over." Gateau: "He's still more mentally capable *sniff* now then you would ever be! KA-CHOOO!" Carrot: ::Blocks Gateau's sneeze:: -the group all stops and turns to Marron again who has stopped chewing the ropes. He somehow realizes that he has power over the group right now and cracks a smile.- Tira: "Why is he smiling like that?" Chocolate: "I don't know" ::Grabs Carrot's shirt:: "Darling... it's scaring me!" Marron: "I wanna play a game" Gateau: <eagerly> "Doctor?!" <a little *too* eagerly> Marron: "Hee, hee, hee hmmmmm Mwa-ha-ha! Ha! HA, HA! HA HA HA! Carrot: "What the-!?" Marron: "Ha! HA HA HA! Hee, ha! Ha,ha! HA!….. - - - - - - To be continued Comments, questions, a large sum of money (!) are welcome ^_^: Plumb76@aol.com Note: this chapter may contain lemons SCENE: A nice day on a country road. Carrot is walking. Tira, Chocolate and Gateau are trying to restrain Marron. Marron: "Mwua-ha,ha!! HA! HA! HA!" Chocolate: "Gateau! Will you please hold him down??" Gateau: "I'm gladly trying!*sniff* But he's moving around too much!" Chocolate: "Tira! Hand me the needle, quick!" Tira: "Are you sure this is safe? I mean, we don't know what substance made him this way in the first place. Couldn't mixing it with tranquilizers be dangerous?" Marron: "HA! Hee, hee. Ha, ha, ha!! Hiyyaaaaaa!!" ::kicks Chocolate and Gateau off of him:: Chocolate: "He's getting dangerous we won't be able to use the needle. Tira! You're the only one who can do it now!" Tira: "Alright" ::She pulls out a mallet with a long handle and gets ready to send Marron on a trip to the land of unconsciousness when....:: Carrot: "Ow! Something just hit me on the head!" Chocolate: "Oh, are you ok, darli- Ow!! What the-!? Something just hit me, too!" Tira: "OUCH!!" ::drops the mallet:: Gateau: ::looks to the sky only to be smacked in the face by a lemon.:: "What?!" Carrot: "It's raining lemons!" Chocolate: "Well, we were warned about them at the beginning of this chapter" Gateau: "*sniff* C'mere you sexy thing!" ::grabs Tira:: Tira: <giggles> "Oh, Gateau" Carrot: "What the hell?! What are you guys doing??" Chocolate: ::seductively walks up to Carrot:: "You know, darling, now is a better time than ever..." Carrot: "Ahhh! Get away from me! What is wrong with you guys!? It's gotta be the lemons! Snap out of it! It's the lemons!!!!!!" Marron: "Lemons! Ha,ha¦lemons!" ::crosses his eyes and makes a pucker face:: -weather stops producing lemons- Gateau: ::notices he is holding Tira:: "Huh?" Tira: "What is going on!?" Carrot: "The lemons! The lemons are responsible!" Gateau: "*sniff* Those damn lemons. You never know when they are gonna show up and they always put you in that *sniff* 'mood'" Chocolate: ::Ignores everyone else and keeps getting closer to Carrot:: Tira: <angrily> "Chocolate!! It's over! You can stop now!!" -Millefeuille walks up to the group- Carrot: "Hey, where did you come from?" Millefeuille: "I actually never really left ¦the author decided the last chapter was too long already to have to announce my departure. I took advantage of not being mentioned and got a manicure" ::takes a look around:: "Hey, where did all these lemons come from?" Gateau: "We're not really sure *sniff*" Millefeuille: <thinking> "Well, I might as well take advantage of the lemons, and I *look* enough like a woman…" ::he starts to walk towards Carrot, but Tira notices and steps in front of him. Millefeuille slips on a lemon and goes sprawling forward under Tira's dress and disappears:: Carrot: "He's gone! Maybe those lemons weren't so bad after all!" -If Tira's glasses weren't so big, you would have noticed a satisfied look in her eyes- Chocolate: "Hey, does anyone else hear music?" SCENE: Stellar Church. It is filled with unknown people, decorations and plenty of sake. Dota: ::grabs some sake:: "Hey, this is fun! I wish Big Mama would leave more!" ::downs the sake and grabs another one:: "Even the Haz Knights are joining in! *hic*" Cerise: "Hey, Dota! Having a toga party was a great idea!" Haz Knights: "Toga! Toga! Toga!" Cerise: "Are you sure the music isn't too loud, though? I mean you could get caught" ::grabs the sake from Dota:: "You shouldn't drink this" ::and downs it himself:: Dota: "I would never get caught! I'm just _way_ too cute! *hic* Everyone would forgive me" Cerise: "And didn't you say something about watching the sorcerer hunters?" Dota: ::drinks more sake:: "Oooooh those sorcerer hunters! *hic* They think they are the cutest! Well, Mama isn't here right now so I am in charge! Cerise, let's pay them a little visit *then* we'll see who is cuter!! ¦*hic*" To be continued... Comments, questions, a large sum of money(!) are welcome ^_^ Plumb76@aol.com #5- What Happens When You Mix Bakuretsu Hunters and Amateur Magic ~~~ SCENE: A cool night on a country road. Carrot, Tira, Chocolate and Gateau lie cowering on the ground with their hands to their ears (once again). Marron lies in the back of the cart with a straightjacket on trying with a limited amount of success to stuff his hair into his ears. Music plays (more like 'blares') in the background. Chocolate: <yelling over the music> I TOLD YOU I HEARD MUSIC!! Carrot: "OH MY GOD!MY EARS! MY EARS! MY HEAD IS GOING TO BURST!" -Chocolate, realizing her Darling is in pain, takes her hands from her head and attempts to comfort him only to immediately put them back again- Gateau: "IT JUST KEEPS ECHOING AND *sniff * ECHOING AND ECHOING AND…? Carrot: "ALRIGHT! WE GET THE POINT, GATEAU!!" Chocolate: "HOW CAN WE SLEEP WITH THIS RACKET?!" Tira: "I CAN'T STAND IT!" ::lifts up her dress and bends over:: "I SWEAR I'LL DO IT! I'LL JUMP!!" Chocolate: "TIRA, NO!! KILLING YOURSELF BY JUMPING INTO AN ENDLESS PIT WON'T SOLVE ANYTHING!!" Carrot: "YEAH, AND YOU'LL BE STUCK WITH MILLEFEUILLE!" -a faint male voice can be heard saying "I *said* it's Millie!!!" Carrot: "HUH? DID ANYONE HEAR SOMETHING?" Gateau: "BESIDES THIS BAD *sniff* TASTE IN MUSIC, NO!" -Suddenly, the music stops- Carrot: "HEY! IT STOPPED!" Gateau: "You don't have to *sniff* yell anymore, Carrot" Carrot: "I'M NOT YELLING!" Gateau: *sniff* <sigh> ::Gateau suddenly goes on a sneezing fit:: *KA-CHOOO!* "Why am I" *KA-CHOOOO!* "sneezing? It…must…mean…’ *KA-CHOOO!" -A puff of pink smoke appears. Dota and Cerise stand…err, â…float in front of the hunters- Dota: "Ha! *hic* There you are!" Gateau: "Oh, my God! *KA-CHOOO!* There's two of them! *KA-CHOOO!* Stay away! *KA-CHOOO!* ::backs up and covers his nose with cloth:: Dota: ::Gives a menacing glance to Gateau:: "This is the night! *hic* Yes, this is the night that you hunters get what you deserve! You think you're *so* cute! *hic*" Group: o_0 Tira: "Dota, what are you talking about?!" Dota: "Don't play innocent with me! *hic* I know about your plans!" Chocolate: "Plans?" Dota: " *hic* Yes! Your plans!" Cerise: ::Grabs a bag of popcorn from out of nowhere and settles down on a nearby rock:: "Ha! This is gonna be great!" Dota: "You are trying to be the cutest! *hic* Well, that title belongs to me! And I'm gonna make sure of it! *hic*" ::flies lopsided right above the confused group and pulls out her crystal ball:: Chocolate: "Dota, what are you doing!?!" Dota: "Oh, magic crystal *hic* ball, concentrate your power on these five below me and do, um, something *hic* really bad so they won't be so cute!" Carrot: <thinking> Heh,heh…I can see up her skirt! -A bright light flashing pastels protrudes from the ball and advances jaggedly at the hunters- Cerise: "Um, Dota, I don't think those '*hics*' are supposed to be a part of the incantation" -the smoke clears to reveal the hunters all lying on the ground (minus Marron who is still in his permanent spot in the back of the cart)- Dota: "uh-oh" Cerise: "<nervously> Um, as much as I would like to stay, I, um have to go to my dentist to get a root canal I completely forgot about" ::flies off in the distance searching for a place Big Mama (*especially* Big Mama) can't find him:: Gateau: ::sits up:: "Why am I so damn cold? *sniff*" ::looks down at his body to see himself clad in a tiny black leather bikini/thong outfit with a whip in hand:: "What the hell am I *wearing*?!?!" Tira: ::tries to sit up but keeps falling over backwards:: "I…can't…move! Big…spikes…on…shoulders!" Chocolate: "Oh!" ::cuddles the purple tank top she is now wearing:: "I'm wearing darling's clothes!" ::hugs herself:: "I feel so warm and content! I must be dreaming!" Carrot: <muffled> "Someone please help me!!! I'm in a straightjacket! Not only that, but I'm wearing my brother's pants!...and they're riding up on me!" Marron: ::Stands up, tips his biker chick hat and snaps his suspenders:: Dota: "Um, whoops <laughs nervously>" -another far-off voice can be heard, this time from a woman, that echoes throughout the entire land- Big Mama: "DOTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" To be continued… Comments, questions, a large sum of money(!) are welcome ^_^ Plumb76@aol.com #6-What Happens When You Mix Bakuretsu Hunters and a Mother's Wrath SCENE: A very messy Stellar Church. Big Mama stands with clenched fists toting a Charlie's Angels-style haircut. The Haz Knights lie groaning on the church floor…. Haz Knight #1: "Groan..." Haz Knight #2: *burp* Haz Knight #3: "Toga! Toga!" ¦::tries to stand up but topples over:: Hey! DJ! Spin it one more time!" Big Mama: "DOTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" SCENE: A cool night on a country road. Gateau is staring at himself in a mirror, Tira is on her back plastered to the ground and Chocolate is in a happy little starry-eyed daze. Dota looks nervous and Marron keeps hitting Carrot with his garrote. Carrot: "Marron, cut it out!!!" ::he tries to free his arms from the Strait jacket but is unsuccessful:: Dota: "Oh-no.I am so *dead*! Big Mama is going to kill me!!" Carrot: "Or just step on you" Voice: "I heard that!" -Big Mama appears looking really pissed off and hair fresh from her new haircut- Group: o_0 Carrot: "Wow! That is one *ugly* haircu- ::realizes Big Mama's veins in her head are going to burst:: "Um, I meant wow! That is one *snugly* haircut. Very fluffy…" ::chuckles nervously:: Dota: "Yeah! It's um, great!" ::The rest take a pause in their activities and nod in halfhearted agreement:: Big Mama: ::turns to Carrot:: "I'll deal with you later, Dota! Come here!" Dota: <thinking> Uh-oh here it comes¦ Big Mama: "Dota, you are now grounded until further notice. You must be touching the ground at all times. Absolutely *no* flying!" Dota: "What!? You're grounding me?! That's not fair! But walking all the time is soooo common!!!" Big Mama: "It's perfectly fair your music has flooded the entire continent! Already 5 cities have claimed it as a natural disaster and people across the land have become delirious! Not only that, but it was so loud that it caused my hairdresser to do this!" ::turns around to show a big bald spot on the back of her head:: "Now go to your room to think about what you have done…and for goodness' sake, put on some pants!!" Dota: <sigh> "Alright." -floats to the ground and disappears- Tira: (still lying on the ground) "Poor Dota" Big Mama: "I'm really sorry about what has happened to you but it unfortunately might be awhile before I can figure out how to turn you back meanwhile, I have an assignment for you" Carrot: "What?! An assignment in a time like this?!" Big Mama: "Yes. Your target's name is Capn' Crunch. He has been doing whatever it is he does to suppress the people and it's your job to stop him. Luckily, he is in the next town called Part of a Balanced Breakfast." Tira: "We will do our best, Big Mama!" Big Mama: "If you are successful, you can have some of the cake left over in the Stellar Church" Carrot: "Cake? CAKE? Why cake?! We always have cake!!! Dammit, ice cream is better!!! Gateau: ::puts down the big mirror:: "Hey, carrots on ice boy! *sniff* We've been over this before! Sheesh, all those rumors about the French being rude sure are true" Carrot: "I. Am. Not. FRENCH!!! Do you hear French words coming out of my mouth? No! It's Japanese!!! Tira: "Actually, Carrot, you're speaking English." Carrot: "Huh? I can speak English!? Wow! Since when?!" Gateau: "Since around February" Tira: "You can speak other languages, too" Carrot: "Really! What else? I never knew I was so educated!" Gateau: <snickers> "Me either" Big Mama: "I hate to interrupt, but you should all get some sleep. I must go find some aspirin. I will check up on you later" -Big Mama disappears- Carrot: "Yeah, I'm beat" ::starts walking but trips over Tira. Since he incidentally doesn't have any free hands to catch his fall, he hits the ground hard on his head:: Chocolate: ::snaps out of her daze:: "Darling!" Tira: "Carrot! He's unconscious!" Gateau: "Thank Kami-Sama" Marron: ::Continues hitting his unconscious brother with the garrote:: -To be continued… - - - - - - Comments, questions, a large sum of money(!) are welcome ^_^ Plumb76@aol.com
