Sonic the Hedgehog Age: 18 Born: New York, New York Sonic is the main star of That’s My Sonic, his name being in the title and everything. He lives with Tomato and Psycho inside his Megaman EXE house (gotten from sprites inc). He’s pretty out going, kind of dumb, and probably a little on the homo side. He isn’t that flamboyant and really tries not to make heterosexuals uncomfortable. But, c’mon, when you gotta pinch that ass you just gotta. He likes to go on big adventures and just normally goof off all day. He doesn’t have a job and hates working for anyone other than himself. How he manages to pay for the house is a mystery to me.
	Shadow Age: 6,789 (Man, that’s old) Born: Space colony Spork Shadow got trapped inside that chaos emerald by…some guy…who was bored…and liked trapping things inside orange chaos emeralds for no good reason…yeaaaaa… Anyways, due to the fact that Shadow is pretty much pure chaos energy, when his body entered the chaos emerald his negatively charged black color got turned into positively charged white colors. Or…I dunno…something….Anyways he’s white now. And, you’re just gonna have to live with it. He acts like a bad ass and pretends to be cool. And…uh…He likes pie.
	Tails Age: 12 Born: New York, New York The boy genious himself that can go into the woods with a toothpick and matches and build you a shopping mall… …made out of toothpicks and matches. But, you could still find the best pair of shoes at a low low price that nobody could beat. Let’s see…he attends school and tries to get perfect grades occasionally bugging Sonic and his pals because he’s really bored and lonely. One of his friends who is actually nice to him, Apple, is…nice to him…and….is his friend….with niceness… God this profile is so lame. OKAY! He’s smart. He doesn’t have a lot of friends except for one (APPLE) and he has two tails. FREAK.
	Jub-jub Age: ???? (MYSTERIOUS!) Born: Super Mario Land Once an evil toad that worked for the great bowser gone good by a freak accident involing a non dairy creamer and a microwave (no one really knows how those things work). He now hangs with his pal Marty and tries to take over the world at various times with out any real motive. It’s kinda like his hobby. Some people carve, other’s draw, this guy…tries to take over the world. He’s pretty much a toad re-color with wings on his head. THERE! ARE YOU HAPPY!!!?
	Marty Age: 2 (That’s in robot years) Born: Eggman’s lab A Megaman recolor, you say?! WAH?! No no no! Marty is MUCH more than a megaman recolor! Okay…maybe he’s a little less… But, he’s still a nice guy and doesn’t know his best bud (jub-jub) is an evil mastermind trying to take over the world for his hobby. I don’t know? Uh…he’s really cool and could take on yo’ momma any day, FOO’!
	Amy Age: 19 Born: The green hill zone Amy is married to Eggman because she needed a green card to get into this country. She had two kids because she got really horney…and now she’s stuck with him. Oh well. They kids are cute and funny.
	Eggman Age: 41 Born: Over there…*point* EGGMAN! THE EVIL GENIOUS WHO IS BENT ON DESTORYING THE WORLD!! HA HA HA HA!! Or…well..was. Then he got married to 19 year old Amy, had two kids, and tried to perfect his cure for cancer. He lives next door to Sonic, who he HATES. Because, Sonic won’t go out of his way to get to know Eggman, and all Eggman really wants is to be friends. BUT…UHN…AAA…EE… SONIC’S JUST A BIG MEANIE-POOPIE-HEAD!
	Knuckles Age: 19 Born: Sydney, Australia This guy could play the crocodile hunter. He runs a black market of “getting revenge on people and generally pissing people off for legal tender” business. His partner, the SA-X, usually does his dirty work and sets up various monster robots that REALLY SUCK. And, I mean really suck as in they’re a pain in your backside to beat. Not that they break apart for no good reason or anything…or do they? That’s what you get for being a genetic fakie evil clone of a woman bounty hunter. OH RIGHT, this profile is about Knuckles. How silly of me. So, *AHEM* do do do…he has a funny accent and stays behind the curtain while big things take place. He’s shy of women And his favorite fruit is grapes. Like you care.
	Psycho Age: 18 Born: Anchorage, Alaska Psycho, or Psyguy, or even Psy for all I care, likes to goof off and do nothing while being stupid. He’s actually pretty smart and a nice guy. We should all give Psycho money and love him.
	Edwardo Age: 5 Born: In a hospital The first born son of Eggman and Amy (FIGURE THAT ONE OUT, HA!). He haen’t done a lot and doesn’t really have a big enough role for a profile yet. He’s just…a son…and had one line. Wooooo… Wait? He's 5? So...amy was...19...minus 5....19...18...17....16...15...14.... 14?! What the crap?!?!?
	Pablo Age: 4 Born: Mexico The second love child…uh…CHILD of Eggman and Amy. He’s…he also doesn’t have a very big role. Pablo’s cool looking and looks like Shadow’s baby. I’ll write something once I give a big enough crap.
	Tomato Age: 17 Born: Houston, Texas FINNALY! Someone important! He’s Sonic’s roommate and somehow pays all the bills for that HUGE house, tv satellite, and Cable internet connection. I think he’s running an online drug store…or…something. He won’t tell me. Tomato’s a great guy, once you get to know him. But, don’t press your luck or he’ll do something mean to you. So just…back off pal! BACK OFF!
	Orange Age: 16 Born: Houston, Texas HEY! It’s ORANGE! SHE’S NOT IN THE STORY YET!
	Apple Age: 14 Born: Behind Dilliard’s in an alleyway Gaaah…I don’t know! He doesn’t have a major role in the story yet! Come back later when he’s…yano…MAJOR!
	SA-X EVIL LACKY OF KNUCKLES! PHEAR THE LAKIENESS THAT IS EVIL!!! FEAR IT!!! I SAY!!! FEEEAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!