Once upon a time, deep within the non-subterranean, not-quite-caverns of Talpa's castle, there was a big metal meanie named Talpa who wanted to rule the mortal world. This meanie had other, little metal dollies that he sent out to do mean things, like say, kill the Ronin Warriors, Talpa's arch-enemies.
Now one day, Talpa decided to send out two of his dollies. One with pretty green eyes and red hair, and the other with pretty silver hair and a blue eye.
Talpa was not a happy camper. Pretty-eyed dollie broke his brand new helmet that Talpa got for $99.99 plus tax from eBay, while Pretty-haired dollie got ... well, burnt to a crisp and ridiculed by the Ronins.
What Talpa decided to do, was slap Pretty-haired dollie across the face and sent him to his room, while Pretty-eyed dollie got shoved in a pool of orange goop. Why? We don't know.

ON WITH THE SHOW...:

"MASTER TALPA! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?" Anubis shrieked, thrashing around in the orange goop while his superior watched from above.
Talpa rolled his non-existent eyes. "Be-CUZ, you silly goose, you ruined your brand new helmet. Now how am I going to get this fixed? They don't make feudal Japanese samurai helmets like they used to! And besides," he paused to sip at his coffee, "you lost to the Ronins again."
Anubis jumped up and down, bouncing off the liquid's surface due to the water-wags on his arms. "But Taaaaalllllllllpa...."
"Don't whine! You sound like Cale!"
"Pwwwwwwwetty pwwwwwwease lemme out!"
"ARRGH! THAT IS IT YOUNG... ermmm.... NOT-REALLY-YOUNG-IN-THE-SENSE-YOUTH, BUT-YOUNG-LOOKING MAN!" Talpa stood and reached into his pocket to produce a small red and white ball.
"BADAMON! I CHOOSE YOU!" and Talpa hurled the thing. It opened in mid-air and out popped the blue Nether spirit-lord.
"Bada-bada...ahem, yes Lord Talpa?" the blue-thing's whiny voice asked.
Talpa smirked. "I think Anubis needs to be ... properly adjusted to better fight with the Ronins."
Anubis' eyes widened, "NO! Please Master! Don't .... please no! ARGGHH!"

In another part of Talpa's spooky palace, Dais was sulking, sitting atop a large bag of ice. "Stupid Talpa, stupid Ronins, stupid girl, stupid staff..." he mumbled on, petting his plushie spider-shaped pillow, affectionately known as Mooshy. "At least you wuv me Mooshy."
"How touching."
Dais snapped his head up to see a grinning Cale in the doorway.
Shit.
"Master Talpa wanted to see you Dais," Cale smirked some more, then added, "that is, if he can pull you away from your precious time with Mooshy."
"ARGGH!"
A flying digital alarm clock connected with Cale's forehead, knocking the little shit out cold.
Dais carefully lifted his bruised crotch from the ice and gave Mooshy a quick kiss before snuggling him under the covers. Hey, stuffed animals have feelings too!

Meanwhile...

Meanwhile...

....

NEO STOP IT! FER GOODNESS SAKE IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY!
:Neo chokes on a Skittles mint, keels over, and dies from laughing so goddamn hard:

Anyways...

The :counts fingers and mumbles: um...eight darkened figures walked closely towards the center of downtown. Having no earthly idea on how to get into Talpa's crib (which was 90 degrees upward), they decided that the best plan was to walk around aimlessly until they found a way.
Rain clutched the staff and kept giving her female blonde companion glances to make sure she didn't need to use the age old staff on her. Ryo walked towards the back of the group, still wondering if Amariie and Rain had truly forgiven him. Sage separated the girls from the boys as they walked farther into the dark streets.
Sage quickened his step to walk next to Amariie. "So, 'arrie...you probably need to stay close to me while we're here. It could be dang--"
"OH MY GOD!" Amariie squealed as her eyes found a designer store a few blocks down. "THAT'S YVETTE CORLEIA'S DESIGNER STORE! I thought they were only in L.A.!!!" She then proceeded to skip towards the glass front.
Sage, obviously peeved, yelled, "You whore! Get back here before you get lost!"
Rain narrowed her eyes.
:THWACK:
"No one calls MY bitch a whore. You got it?" Rain said as she held her staff, which just met Sage's head.
Sage nodded.
"Good," she said. "Amariie! Get back here you whore!" Rain followed Amariie to make sure she didn't break into the store.
The others laughed at the scene, but the cheeriness died down once the fog came rolling in, separating the two girls from the Skittle Squad and their kitty.

GETTING BACK TO THINGS...:

Dais waited patiently in front on Talpa, while the big metal dude finished off his drink and placed it beside his lawn chair, elegantly spread out in front on the pond of glowing orange goo + red-headed warlord. Dais snickered at Anubis' undignified position. If only he had a camera...
"Dais, I have a job for you," Talpa began.
Dais, eyes still on Anubis, replied, "No shit sherlock..."
"WHAT?!" The armoured giant roared in anger.
Dais = sweatdrop = red eye beams + ass = ouch
Anyways...
"I will ignore that smartass remark, Dais, for you are going to infect one of the Ronins with the most dangerous infections." Dais raised and eyebrow, prompting Talpa to continue. "Fear and doubt."
Still thinking Talpa was a severe nut-case, Dais obediently nodded and exited the room, grinning to himself when he noticed a sore-headed Cale scurry out of his way as he past him in the hallway.

Rain jogged after the ditz as she was admiring some furry tan colored jackets in the store window. "Amariie! It would be highly advisable to not run off at this particular moment..." She breathed while leaning on the staff.
Amariie turned to inform Rain about the new fall fashion but her halted her words. “Um..Where are the others?" she asked, pointing behind Rain.
Looking back, all she saw was shadow. "Oh crud."
Sage cupped his hands over his mouth to expel his voice. "AMARIIE! WHERE ARE YOU!?" Yet the only thing that returned was his echo.
Rowen with his arms crossed paced back and forth on the street corner where they had stopped to search for the missing girls.
Cye rolled his head to the wind dude. "Ro, sit down for a while. You're starting to make a pacing path in the concrete."
The black haired leader stretched out his leg. "I'm sure they'll be fine. Rain's got the staff and if some soldiers attack, she'll go DBZ on their asses."
Amariie clutched Rain's sleeve. "So you will go DBZ on their asses if cans appear...r-right?" she stuttered.
"Oh good god, stop being so nervous. We'll be fine."
:Metal-footstep-sound:
"YOU SAID WE'D BE FINE!
:WHACK:"
Rain would have smacked Amariie back if it wasn't for the Dynasty soldiers coming out of mists. She gave Amariie a good shove in some general direction and yelled at her to run. And run she did.
The soldiers marched towards them and seemed to gain distance on them, despite their slow speed. There were too many for Rain to fight off and they seemed to be multiplying by the second. A dull white sign bearing Japanese symbols and a red arrow point down separated from the black shadows around them.
Rain cried out, "Go for that! I think it's a subway!"
Amariie nodded and scooted her butt to the stone stairs leading downwards. Rain followed her friend closely behind as they descended into the underground. When they reached the bottom, Rain threw down the staff with a loud clanging sound and pulled close the emergency doors. As soon as they slammed shut, the darkness crept through. "Well, Rainey. This was a great idea..."
"Don't start with me.. just don't." Rain sneered back, feeling the ground for the staff. She found it, and to her surprise it gave off a faint golden light when she held it up. "Heh, hope this baby takes rechargable batteries..."
The two crept down the passage and soon noticed they were in what seemed to be an underground parking lot. Amariie containing more than her share of the undistributed fear, clung to Rain's green shirt. Rain rolled her eyes. Amariie could be such a chicken-sh...
::VRRRROOOMMMM::
An unoccupied car slammed right into a large concrete pillar, barely missing the two girls. They were betting that it wasn't on purpose that it missed.
The sound of screeching tires caught Rain's attention and she pushed Amariie out of the way, jabbing the staff into the hood, deftly pulling off a pole-vaulting, Legolas-on-horse stunt, landing safely behind the car.
"Run dammit!" Rain called out to Amariie's retreating form, turning to face yet another possessed automobile. Unfortunately, Rain didn't see the other car aimed towards her, and promptly froze before becoming what would later be identified as road-kill.
::SMASH:: ::CLUNK::
Two armoured bodies appeared in front of our damsel in distress and made modern art out of the cars. Exhaling a large gust of air, Rain smiled at Sage and Cye, her two saviors.
Sage grinned and dashed off to do some more car vandalizing, Cye close behind, while Rain took the hint and ran after where she thought Amariie was headed.

The staff's iridescent glow softly filled the cement hallways of the underground system. She jogged a ways, hoping to see Amariie's blonde hair ahead of her. She didn't dare call out to her friend, knowing that some evil beings are probably lurking around somewhere. Then again her staff-turned-lamp would give her away anyways.
"Bitch? You there?"
Nothing replied to her call, so Rain sighed and jogged onwards in hope of finding something.

Amariie fearfully walked down a large corridor, her eyes darting across the dark walls. She would squeak in surprise whenever a small rat or a shadow would cross her path, yet she kept determination to keep going. She thought she heard Rain come down here, but the echoes of voices had long since passed. A few minutes later, Amariie came across a large opening. Once her eyes adjusted to the bleak colored air, she realized she was standing in the middle of a subway station.
"Well hell! How am I supposed to get out now?? I'm going to be completely tanless by the time I get out of here," she whimpered as she crossed the floor to find a way out.
Her crystal blue eyes covered the high walls, looking out for anything to fall in her hair. As she took another step, her foot did not connect with the ground as it should have. Instead, gravity took over and her body fell a few feet. Landing with a loud "oof," Amariie looked around to find herself lying on a train track. She carefully picked herself up and made sure not to touch the rails. A dozen movie moments floated back to when a hero(ine) has landed on train tracks and they make sure not to touch the metal. If they didn't do it, then surely Amariie found that as a good reason to not touch anything at all. "Good thing the electricity's out or else I'd--"
:WOOT WOOT:
A bright light pierced through the mists and landed directly on Amariie. She gasped loudly as this nightmare came true. The light obviously belonged to a still train lurking a few dozen meters in front of the blondie. The tracks began to rumble in the darkness as the light grew bigger. Putting the two together, she guessed that the train was moving towards her; how fast, it didn't matter to her.
She frantically tried to pull herself up onto the platform, but something had grabbed her ankle. She whimpered as she noticed that her foot was wedged tightly between two broken wooden boards. Amariie yanked at her leg to make it move but it wouldn't budge.
She stared at the light growing bigger and bigger. "FUCKETY FUCK!" she shrieked. "LEGGO NOOOW!!"
Just as the large shiney train was nearly on top of her and Amariie had prayed to every deity ever conceived, something wrapped itself around her waist and with a sharp pull, she was laying on the safe platform. She opened her eyes to find Rowen lying next to her, gazing at the train passing by.
"R-rowen?" she squeaked, not sure if it were a dream.
He looked at her and smiled. "Yeah. You ok?" he asked, concerned.
She nodded but when she tried to get up, her foot gave away beneath her. Rowen caught her just before she fell and both of them blushed deeply. "Ok maybe I'm not ok. HOLY CRAP MY SHOE!"
Limping over to the edge, she saw her forlorn shredded pink boot laying alone on the track. "That thing cost me $300! WHAA!"
Rowen gently took her arm and guided her over to a bench nearby. "I'm sure you can find another pair. Here, sit here. You're ankle's hurt."
She obeyed his request and let him take a look at her ankle. It was cut a little, but it still hurt like the dickens. After a few moments of him wrapping a piece of tissue around her foot and Amariie enjoying the hell out of it, they sat together in silence.
Amariie looked at him out of the corner of her eyes. "Um...thanks for saving me."
Rowen blushed again. "N-no problem. It's what I do, heh."
"Where are the others?" she questioned softly.
He shrugged. "No clue. We'll find them though."
Slowly, she leaned her head against his shoulder. "I hope so."
After a hesitation, he put his head on top of hers, both content in each other's company. "We will."

Rain, feeling a stinging feeling in the back of her throat from the yelling, kept running. Screw if the whole Netherworld heard it, it wasn't safe to be alone in this condition. After Goddess-knows-how-long, Rain heard sounds of swords clashing. A little up the tunnel, she came to another parking lot, this one occupied by a brown figure and a green figure.
"Black Lightning Flash!"
"Sage!" Rain called out, suddenly taken aback by the hoarseness of her voice. The two fighters didn't hear her.
Streams of ...well black lightning sprung out of Cale's sword and pummeled Sage. The blonde warrior couldn't fight them all off, and it seems as though Cale was winning this fight. The black energy cords bound tightly around him, sucking his strength and squeezing the breath out of him. Black electricity swam all over Sage's body, rendering him useless.
Miffed at her non-existence, Rain charged at Cale, determined to free the playboy. She yelled and the staff burst into light, shredding apart Cale's black lightning and rendering Cale harmless for the moment. Cale blinked in confusion and winced around for the source of the light. A tall figure stood nonchalantly with the staff of light. While Sage was trying to regain composure, Rain distracted the Warlord of Darkness...or Corruption....or something.
"I don't believe we've met. My name is Rain and we're about to kick your ass. Have a nice day," she called out to him.
Cale growled like a wolf and pointed his sword at Rain. "You, girl, are no match for me! YAH!" A bolt of inky electricity shot at her, yet the staff blocked it just in time.
"Geez, that would have sucked..."
Sage gained back his...well...Sageness and was about to effectively kick warlord booty.
"Thunder Bolt Cut!" he cried out, striking his sword right at Cale.
Game over for Cale. Rain ran over and gave Sage a hearty whack on the back. “So, where are the others," she asked, already dreading his answer.
"You're guess is as good as mine, chicka," he muttered, pushing the thick poofy hair out of his eye.
Rain sighed and cocked a head towards the stairs up to the streets above. Sage nodded and the two ascended.
Sage climbed the stairs first, to make sure the swarm of soldiers was still there or not. Finding the coast clear, he motioned for Rain to come on out. Once they were out on the streets again, Rain sat down on a corner.
"So since ya'll don't carry cell phones or beepers on those armored suits, how do we find the others?" she asked quizzically.
Sage joined her side and leaned back. "We wait."

An exhausted Ryo, a tense White Blaze, and a breathless Cye came jogging into sight soon afterwards, obviously they found themselves somewhere in the underground. Forty minutes later, Rowen came bounding into the area with the blondie accompanied by an unusually quiet Kento. Rowen sat down with Amariie to take a breather. Kento, eyes to the ground, stayed on the outside of the group. Ryo gave him a questioned look, but his friend did not return it.
"Kento? What's wrong?" Cye asked his best friend.
Kento looked up silently with a stone face. "Nothing," he said, then walked in the opposite direction to lean against a street light.
Cye's face scrunched, worried about his friends obvious state. "Kento, wha-"
The sea warrior's voice was offset by a loud rumbling sound that cracked the street beneath their feet.

~Flashback~

The dark lord Talpa stood, watching mercilessly as Anubis' strength quickly faded. The other three warlords stood behind him, also observing the event. Yes, it was cruel and full of malice but it was quite necessary for the occasion. Badamon had already sent his spirits into Anubis' body, tearing and ripping apart his spirit to make way for evil. Now Anubis hung nearly limp against the threads of physical evil slime. With a quick motion with his hand, Talpa's power was unleashed and it weaved itself into the fallen warlord's body. Anubis screamed one final scream of agony and then his empty eyes glowed bright red. Anubis of Cruelty was no more.

~Flashback end~

Ryo's eyes quickly found the source of the quake. Turning, he saw a figure with shadows of darkness strung about it. The figure came from the deep stairwell they had used moments before. As it ascended the steps, its face came into the lighter air above ground. The red hair was a giveaway but the aura about it made them think twice.
Anubis stood tall and powerful in his full armor, only lacking his helmet. The boys barely saw small jolts of red electricity flow around his body and they knew that this man not who they thought it was.
Rain stepped forward as her heart stopped. Something had changed the warlord from a loyal and honorable servant of Talpa to a mindless and destructive slave. His eyes carried no more emotion and his smile was of pure cruelty.
Ryo made no hesitation and called his armor, hoping the others would follow suit.
"Armor of Wildfire! Tao JIN!"
"Strata! Tao INOCHI!"
"Halo! Tao CHI!"
"Torrent! Tao Shin!"
Amariie and Rain backed up to give their friends room, White Blaze by their side. Amariie's back hit someone else and thinking it was another warlord or lackey, she whirled around and nearly knocked him out with her Purse of Death.
"Kento?" she asked. "Why aren't you fighting?"
Kento stared at the ground. "I can't," he said weakly.
Sage happened to turn around and noticed Kento in the back. "Kento! Get up here and call your armor!"
When the said friend did not move, Ryo and the others turned, too, yet keeping an eye on Anubis at the same time.
"Kento?" Ryo asked, very lost.
A loud cackle caught their attention. Anubis laughed loudly. "It seems to me as though your friend has lost his faith! How pitiful!"
The others gasped and Ryo's eyes widened. "It's not true...is it, Kento?"
Anubis lead on. "Hardrock has been shown the light," he said as he raised his head to seem more glorious. "He knows the truth now."

~Flashback~

Short fat orange dude wandering through subway tunnels all by his fat short lonesome, when he comes across a small baggie on the ground. The contents of this bag happen to be a white powder. Being the dumbass that he is, he decides to smell the contents to see what it is.
::Ten minutes and a mind trip later::
Short fat orange dude is wandering through a field, glowing from a sunset frozen on the horizon. Suddenly, five figures pop up from the grass and start attacking him! Oh dear. Well, as he fights back, he notices that they five figures are the armours of his friends, the Ronin Warriors. Rather distraught, he decides to crumple to the ground and shake like jello.
Now Mr. Dais comes along and laughs at the quivering blob of Kento, and rubs it in his pudgy face.
"Your armours were meant for battle. They belong to Talpa. Come join us!" he beckoned loudly.
Kento decides to act like a man (for once). "No! Talpa is evil! .... hang on, what the hell am I doing in this place?"
"You sniffed my dark Crack of Illusion."
"Oh"
"Yeah, so giddy-up. I gotta pedicure in 10 minutes,” Dais said while leaning casually on one leg.
"No, you evil.... um warlord!"
::Dais sucker-punches Kento in the face:: "Moron" and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
Kento blacks out, and then wakes up to find himself sniffling like mad. Anyways, he is also filled with the doubt Dais has placed in his heart. 'Anubis was human... the warlords were human. Were they like us? Was he right? Shit! This sucks! I was totally hoping to be the hero, and maybe even get laid for once, but nooo, I gotta end up being evil...'

Flashback End:

Ryo gave Kento a hard look, wishing that what Anubis was saying was just some sort of Warlord-Dais'-Flour-Sniffy-Stuff-Trip. "Kento?" he asked, waiting for his friend to fill in the rest.
Kento stared at the ground, hoping he'd disappear. "If I put on the armor, I'll turn evil."
Cye gasped loudly. "Wha?!"
Sage gave Anubis a glance and when he thought the warlord wouldn't pull a move on them, he slowly asked, "Kento...what are you saying?"
Anubis grinned widely. He was enjoying this too much to interfere.
Kento sighed deeply. "Our armors...the Ronin armors....are the same as theirs," he said lowly while pointing towards Anubis.
Ryo and the others spun their heads towards the all too happy warlord and shot out their own confused yells.
Rowen stepped forward. "Whatever you've told Kento, you're lying. We're not like you."
The warlord smiled tauntingly, "Oh but we are. We are brothers. The armor we wear was born from the same womb."
Angered by Anubis trying to trick them, Ryo screamed, "You're LYING!" and then lunged at him, sword in hand.
All at once with Ryo's movement, a fight erupted. Rain and Amariie backed away, trying to find some shelter. Between the weapons and the girls stood a single man. Kento's eyes were still locked on the ground beneath him, contemplating Dais' words of poison.
The warlord of cruelty was far too powerful for the Ronins, despite their recent jumps in power. Anubis swatted away the boys like flies and he laughed gleefully with every move. The four were seriously getting hurt even with their armor on. Within a few minutes, they're energy was nearly out. Sage was lying on his side, trying to get up while Cye's limp form laid a few feet away. Rowen was on one knee, gasping for breath while Ryo was desperately trying to fight an invincible Anubis with White Blaze aiding him.
Rain and Amariie could only watch on as all hope seeped away through the cracks of uncertainty (LOL that sounds professional. Either that or really cheesy). The taller one gripped the Ancient's staff, hoping she wouldn't have to fight Anubis because A. He's pretty tough and B. he's just pretty.
When Ryo and White Blaze were both down and Anubis was about to deliver the final blow on the unsuspecting weaklings, Amariie turned to Rain. "What do we--" her eyes met the staff "DUH! We're dumbasses! Give me that!" and with that, Amariie sprinted off to kick the warlord's ass. Kento, who we all forgot about and was standing next to Rain the entire time, tried to grab ahold of her but all he could get a grip on was Amariie's purse.
"Amariie! WAIT!" he screamed, but knowing it was too late.
Anubis raised his chain high and looked to the sky, sensing his fellow warlords and Talpa watching on. "Quake...With....FE-"
"HEY BUCKETHEAD!"
Being the dumb lackey he is, he paused and turned to see the blonde running towards him with the staff in her hand.
She slowed down a bit and yelled, "I hope Talpa showed you how to pull a Ancient’s staff out of your ASS!"
Without being taken back by her courageous words, he used his chain like a whip and snapped it at Amariie. A dull red glow sprouted from the end, hitting Amariie head on. The staff fell from her hands with a clang and her body hit the cement hard. Her blonde hair spilled out on the ground as he eyes closed. A weak Rowen nearby tried to cry out but his voice was lost. He crawled slowly over to her and cradled her head.
"Amariie..." he whispered, eyes filling with tears and knowing this was the end of them all.
The general of malice laughed at the scene before him. Rain and Kento had arrived just as Amariie fell. Rain's eyes flashed silver and she spoke to the warlord. "I don't know what's happened to you but you will die for this TREACHERY!"
Kento had kneeled next to a seemingly dead Cye and a few tears crept down his face. He slowly stood up to face the madman who was responsible. "I will wear my armor and use it to protect and fight for good. Even if I'm destined to turn, I'll fight for good til then. My virtue is justice and I will keep that in me," he said while stretching his arms out. "I WILL NOT BECOME LIKE YOU! ARMOR OF HARDROCK TAO GI!!" he screamed loudly.
His armor welcoming him back and helped him proceed in kicking Anubis' ass.
:BAM:
"AOW!"
:SMASH:
"IRON ROCK CRUSHAAAAHH!!!!"
boom. yeah and so forth.
"YEEEEKKKKK!!!!!!!" with an incredibly girly shriek, Anubis flopped on the ground unconscious, a few broken rocks falling to the ground around him.
An unseen face roared over the city. "Shit! You useless pieces of ***************ing *********** of a ***********, I could pull a better *************ing ****** out of my ********** ************* ************! You stupid ****!"
The Ronin (well all who were conscious) gang looked blank. Talpa had such a potty mouth. I somewhat think he's mad....
Talpa conjured up one of those nifty light pillars (and he DOESNT need a pendant. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Hitomi) to suck up Anubis, when Mystery Dude appeared and made his own little light beamy thing to counteract Talpa's beamy thing, and the beamy things were like... um yeah, so anyways, the Ancient ended up with a K.O.ed redhead and Talpa ended up with a wet ass.
The Ronin gang started up at the Ancient, still looking blank.
The Ancient looked back at them.
Still looking blank.
Still looking back.
Amariie cracked an eye open to find her face smushed against a dark blue breastplate.
Still looking blank.
She coughed.
Still looking back.
Amariie broke his hold and stood up, giving a curious look to the petrified forms around her.
Still looking blank.
"Ok cut the crap."
Kento shook his head and looked up, "Hey Amariie, you're not dead."
She scowled at that, "SOO SORRY to disappoint you..."
He shrugged, "Well, I was hoping to get shotgun one of these days..."
"HEY!"
They burst into laughter.
Still looking back.
"You know you want me," Amariie tossed over her shoulder, snatching up her purse and strolling over to a still-petrified Rain, avoiding the large puddle of drool around Rain's feet.
"Yeah, want you DEAD!"
Ignoring him, she followed Rain's gaze to a silent, still figure holding a sexy evil dude in his arms. She waved a hand in front of her eyes frantically, to no avail. As a last resort, Amariie gave Rain's ass a sharp pinch, snapping the silver-haired girl out of her little fantasy world.
"You bitch-face! I was .... erm, having the nicest, CHASTE, NOT-IN-THE-LEAST-BIT-SEXUAL daydream about a certain miscellaneous guy who shall remain unnamed and WHO IS NOT unconscious at the moment in front of me an a provocative position... which I also DIDN'T notice," Rain firmed declared, just to straighten up the situation. Amariie made a mental note to lock away the grapes and whipped cream, and that leather whip she kept in her purse for security purposes.
"Uh huh..."
The Ancient decided to move his ass, hoping down like 3-million feet to the street, and still managing to keep his eyes hidden in shadow under that crazy hat. "Shall we go to a place more... private?" he hinted, considering that Talpa had a great view of their current position.
"YE-AH!" Rain burst out, to be stared at strangely by the rest. "Oh... I thought you meant just me and Anubis... heh whoops *sweatdrop*"
Nobody chose to respond to that, instead turning to follow the monk to the city park.