"Slut!"

"Tomboy!"

"Prissy!"

"Crackhead!"

The two girls' argument increased even though all the lights in the airport went out and people started to get nervous. Rain shoved her hand over Amariie's mouth before another rude comment flew out. Rain looked around at waves of people run and scream through the airport. She grabbed Amariie and dragged her outside to get an idea on what was going on. The streets seemed desolate as the last civilian fled from the scene.

"Ummmmmm, just what the fuck is going on?" Rain asked to no one in general.

Amariie turned to face her, "Just how the hell am I supposed to know?!"

Just then a strange little man ran up to them from out of nowhere. He had about 4 teeth, long scraggly brown hair and was wearing some kind of rags from the Shakespearian era. He started skipping around the girls.

"Ohhhhh. It's so cold! The goblins are striking! Pity poor Tom, has no place to sleep. Ohhhhh the goblins!" the little man started pawing at Rain's arm. This caused them to promptly run away screaming.

"Pedophile! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" both girls shrieked and ran away. When they stopped to catch their breath, they realized they ran into a clearing where a girl with long black hair was wearing some sort of red bikini. In front of her was another bigger metal thingy that held a chain in its hands.

"Am I the one you're after? Face me!

"I'm Ryo...of the Wildfire!"

This "Ryo" character ran forward, but the metal guy took his chain-thingy and smacked Ryo with it, resulting in Ryo sailing through the air, then getting knocked onto her ass. Suddenly, Rain and Amariie noticed that this "Ryo" was actually a guy.

Amariie and Rain faced each other. "I thought that was a girl!" Amariie hissed.

"And that's not a bikini!" Rain replied.

Their realization of a certain gender caught the creature's attention. It turned around to face the two girls, a sinister smile seemed to spread across its face.

"This was a private matter, but while you're here..." It quickly flung the chain towards the girls and Rain ducked instantly, but Amariie's reflexes were unfortunately slower. It coiled around her and before Amariie knew what was happening, she was being dragged towards the creature.

Amariie scowled. "Listen, Tin Man, if you don't let me go right now, you are going to have a MAJOR lawsuit on your hands. My Daddy knows this mean-ass lawy... EEEEKKKKK!!" before finishing her statement the chain tightened, resulting in one of her high-pitched squeals.

The *ahem* boy ran forward, "Hey, Dynasty creep, let her go!"

From beside the boy a white tiger jumped forward, but was smacked in the jaw with the other end of the chain. Next, the Ryo girl...I mean guy ran forward, but was knocked on his ass, yet again.

Rain, standing at the sidelines, rolled her eyes. "God, you wuss, get off your ass! You are one sad excuse for a hero!"

The Tin Man laughed and threw his chain-thing at Ryo once again. Ryo, unable to get out of the way, just raised his arm in defense (which, might I add, is useless). Suddenly, out of nowhere, a guy with blue hair leaped out and blocked the chain- thing.

"Aren't you going to introduce us to your friend? I'm Rowen of the armor Strata. This is my friend, heads up!" the guy had the same kind of skin tight suit on, but instead of red like Ryo's, it was dark blue. He had an annoying, fake New Yorkish accent that made everyone around them shudder with disgust.

On cue, a fat guy with bad hair and an orange suit on jumped out into the clearing. "Hey buddy, looking for me? I'm Kento, of the Hardrock! Justice is..." he didn't have time to continue.

Rain interrupted him with steam practically coming out of her ears. "Listen, no one gives a flying frick if you are a hardrock or anything. My friend is kinda held hostage so if you would kindly get done with the introduction speeches, it would be REALLY nice of you if you would HELP HER!!!!!"

The 3 boys stood staring at her dumbly as two more jumped down from skyscrapers, not saying a word after Rain's little outburst.

Amariie lifted an eyebrow, "How the hell did you do that?!"

The creature shook its head. "Ummm, ummmm, oh yeah! I remember! *Ahem* Hahaha I will destroy you Ronin Warriors!"

"Ronin Warriors?!" Amariie and Rain yelped at the same time.

Kento smiled proudly, "That's us!"

A guy with crazy blonde hair looked up, "We were chosen to protect the mortal world. Oh, and by the way, I'm Sage...and I'm single," he said ending with a wink.

The Rain groaned and Amariie rolled her eyes. "Well, we're screwed."

The metal guy grew impatient and stomped his foot like a toddler with a temper tantrum. "Guys, stop ignoring me!" it said in a whiny voice.

The "Ronin Warriors" all turned towards the metal guy. Each of them charged at it, but ended up on their asses...again

"Bwwwwaaaaaahahahahahahaha! Looks like I've defeated you, Ronins!" the metal guy cried triumphantly.

Rain raised an eyebrow, "Say, were you ever made fun of as a child?"

The metal creature went silent and avoided all eye contact. "Um, uhh, NO! Of, of course not! I don't know what you're talking about! Having greasy hair and acne was the cool things to have!"

"And I'll bet your mother even made you wear flood pants up to high school," Rain snickered. She couldn't resist this.

The Tin Guy dropped Amariie and broke down into tears. "They never wanted me on their team in dodgeball..."

Amariie made an irritated growl as she hit the ground. "Gee...thanks."

The Ronins, finally getting to their feet, quickly "transformed". There was lots of flower petals and ribbon.

"Armour of Hardrock, Tao Gi!"

"Armour of Torrent, Tao Shin!"

"Armour of Strata, Dao Inochi!"

"Armour of Halo, Dao Chi!"

"Armour of Wildfire, Tao Jin!"

The girls stared at them.

"What..." Amariie began.

"...the hell?" Rain finished.

"Are they like, digivolving, or something?" Amariie asked.

Rain gave a sidewards glance to her ditzy friend, "Uhh, 'ariie........ I think you watch to much cartoons.."

After a minute of swirling the spectacle finished. The five boys stood in shiny samurai armor, each a different color and with a different weapon.

"EEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!! They look like skittles!" Amariie squealed.

Rain didn't comment. The Metal Guy wiped his eyes and prepared for battle. It seemed as though the Metal Guy was winning, but then Ryo, with his double katanas, somehow summoned energy into his swords and jumped REALLY high.

"FFFFFLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP, NOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!"

"Yaaaaaa! Go Metalryomon! Kick his ass!" Amariie cheered.

There was a blinding flash of light. When it faded, the Metal Guy was gone and so was the chain around Amariie. But there was a big ass split down the middle of a rather large building.

"Sweet ass! Good job boys!" Rain shouted.

"Yeah, the way you changed into your armor-stuff, it was like, it was from a cartoon!"

The Ronins chuckled a bit.

"Cartoon, hahaha, good one 'ariie!" Rain snickered.

The Metal Guy's chain flew up into the air and was caught by another armored hand. Maniacal laughing came to their ears as they saw the owner of the hand. It had a robe on over some more armor stuff and it was laughing at them below him.

"I've been watching your battle carefully Ronins. You barely won! You're all VERY weak!" the figure laughed some more.

"Ewwww peeping tom! Get a life!" Amariie sneered.

"Who are you?" Ryo asked. Suddenly 3 other figures came into focus behind the laughing psychopath.

"We, small boy, are the fou..."

Rain interrupted him. "Ooooo, I like his voice."

"*ahem* We are the four dar..."

Amariie smiled at Rain. "I like it too. It's nifty."

The figured scowled. "We. Are. The. Four. Dark..."

"Nifty? You've been hanging around Melissa too long."

"We..."

"Melissa? Isn't it Joanna who says 'nifty'?"

"W..."

"No no no, it's definitly Melissa..."

"SILENCE!!!!" the figure's voice echoed through the city. Both girls shut their mouths, but Rain was desperatly trying to hold back a laugh. Her body shook with convulsive laughter.

"As I was saying. We, small boy, are the four dark warlords who serve the Emperor Talpa. I am their leader Anubis, Master of Cruelty," he hissed.

"I am Cale, Warlord of Corruption," a whiny voice came from the guy with ugly brown and red armor.

"I'm Sekhmet, Warlord of Venom," an ugly, globby voice matched its ugly snakeish armor.

"And I'm Daaaaaais, Waaaaarl..."

Rain whispered to Amariie. "His is cool, too."

Dais gave Rain a glare that made her close her mouth instantly.

"Shutting up..." Rain looked at the ground.

"I am Daaaaaaaais, Waaaaaaarlord of Illuuuuuuuuuusion," came from the guy in purplish spider-like armor.

There was a flash of lightning. "I, Ronin Warriors, am Talpa, ruler of the evil Dynasty." this voice came from nowhere and had a surprisingly Scottish accent.

Suddenly the "warlords" disappeared and a floating castle appeared.

The guys sneered and the girls rolled their eyes. "What a five star cast," Amariie sniffed in her valley-girl manner.

Rain looked up at the castle. "What a piece if shit castle! I mean, I could pull a better looking one out of my ass!"

The boys turned to face them. "So," Sage said, "who are you two?"

"I'm Rain and this is Amariie."

Amariie walked up to the one with orangish-brown hair with sideburns. She tilted her head to the side, "Who are you?"

He smiled, "I'm Cye of the Torrent," he said.

Her eyes widened, "EEEEKKKKKKK!!!! He's got a British accent! That's sooooo cute!" She squealed and started poking him in the cheek.

Rain looked down at the ground, "I, ummmm, don't know her...."

"Fuck you, bitch!" Amariie shot at Rain.

"Bite me, slut!"

"Go to hell, asshole!"

"Make me, Crackhead!"

Seeing that this would get ugly, the boys broke them up.