$$60,000,000,000 Man
And here we are. Ground Zero of Trigun. Here we meet Vash, Meryl, and Milly. When bounty hunters hear about the sixty billion double dollar price on Vash's head, they of course come for him like many have in the past... only to find that the legendary gunman is a goof. Meryl and Milly come on the scene with orders to find Vash the Stampede... and mistake him for someone else. Meryl doesn't believe that such a cute and clumsy man can be what they call the Humanoid Typhoon. Oh, how wrong she is, ne?
Vash: *gasp!* I though I was gonna suffocate!
Old Man: Damn you!
Vash: *punches man out* Sorry, old timer! Guess I owe you one!
flashback: *out of bullets*
Vash: Daaa!! *dodges bullets*
Vash: That was pretty unlucky. Guess I forgot I unloaded it. What a miracle!
Man: I found him! There he is!!
Vash: Yeow!!! *throws gun at man* Got him! *dodges more bullets*
Vash: *eating Meryl's donuts* Hey, these are delicious!
Meryl: How did you...
Vash: Your arrival saved my life. Thank you, thank you.
Meryl: *takes donuts back* We didn't come here to save you.
Vash: *takes them from Meryl* Then why did you come? Are you into men like him?
Meryl: *take them back again* Not at all. We came here for a job.
Milly: We're claims inspectors from Delhern Insurance.
Vash: *with donuts again* So why are claims inspectors after a $$60,000,000,000 bounty?
Meryl: Disasters caused by Vash the Stampede have resulted in more than 300 claims being filed. Why wouldn't a claim inspector be interesting in that?! *tries to take donuts... Vash eats them all*
Vash: My, how troublesome.
Meryl: That's why we have to find Vash the Stampede within 24 hours.
Vash: *skids to a stop* 24 hours?!
Vash: *bring chased, now hiding* Getting... hungry... They're persistent. Ha ha ha ha! I'm like a sitting duck over here! I'm defenseless!
Vash: *through against a wall tied up... cringes* Can't you be a little gentler?
Vash: You shouldn't use such dangerous things.
Vash: *gives thumbs-up* I think I earned the donuts and ten bucks!
Meryl: Eh?!
Vash: *laughs hysterically*
Meryle: He's got a screw loose.
Man: You..!
Vash: Don't move, okay? I got you covered.
Man: Boss! He's over here!
Vash: I'd rather you just stay quiet and put down your gun.
Man: No way!
Vash: Do you want to get hurt?
Man: I'm used to it!
Vash: But won't your wife and kids be sad?
Man: I'm not married and I've never had a woman in my entire life.
Vash: How lonely.
Man: That's why you have to die... *turns to Vash with his gun* ... So we can be happy.
Vash: *grins* I can't really say yes...
Vash: *looking over the edge of a friggin' huge cliff*
Boss: That's far enough, Vash. What'll it be? Will you be cut down by my boomerang, or will you kill yourself by jumping off the cliff?
Vash: Kill myself? *turns to Boss* I'm afraid I don't like that option.
