Peace Maker
This is the episode I dub "Vash get Drunk." Why? Well... duh. In this town, our hero in shades stumbles across a broken, downtrodden man named Frank Marlon. Well... actually, Frank staggers onto Vash... literally. Once Frank forces Vash to buy a drink for him, the two get drunk together... a lot. Meanwhile, Milly and Meryl end up in the same time and yet again, Meryl refuses to believe that the intoxicated idiot is /the/ Vash the Stampede. Vash learns of Frank's past while a group of bandits come into the lawless town with a leader posing as Vash the Stampede. After a "face-off" in the middle of town, the men are run out and Frank has picked himself out of the gutter. Boy, you gotta love those happy endings!
Frank: Don't keep your distance. We're related!
Vash: Idiot! I just met you!!
Frank: What, brother?!
Vash:What are you doing? Stop it! Stop!
Frank: Buy me a drink, brother!!
Meryl: We'll ignore him. Ignore him.
Vash: Insurer, wait!
Milly: *following Meryl* Boss...
Vash: Are you guys going? You heartless fellows!
Frank: Heartless brother...
Vash: Help me!!
Frank: Oh, I don't know your name yet.
Vash: I... I... *gets sick*
Frank: You drank too much.
Vash: I'm sorry!
Frank: I can't help.
Vash:*inside a trash can* Solution one: take the hostages' place.
Frank: *pushes down the lid* Reject.
Vash: *pops back up* Solution two: create a panic by shouting earthquake.
Frank: *leans down on the lid* Reject.
Vash: *stands up with lid on his head* Then what can I do?
Frank: If I were you, I'd take solution three: do nothing but watch.
Vash: Reject.
Vash: *drunk off his arse* You're excellent.
Frank: *drunk off his arse, too* A toast to the excellent ladies!
Both: Kyo! (don't ask, I have no clue)
Vash: *drunk once again* A toast to everybody who save the town. Cheers!
Everyone: *cheers*
Vash: *laughing* One more, granny! *gets smacked by a mug* One more please, miss...
Man: Get out!
Vash: What are you doing?
Frank: I'm still drinking and in a good mood.
Vash: Give me back my gun, granny. *gets hit in the face with it*
Frank: Are you all right, brother?
Vash: I have a headache.
Frank: Is that right? That's terrible. Okay! Let's go to my home and drink some more!
Vash: Okay, okay...