Is that all you could come up with Warp? Really, it’s pretty lame.Warp’s Digimon Dungeon Presents: It’s a Digi Musical
Is that all you could come up with Warp? Really, it’s pretty lame.
Shut up and take your place!
*The curtains rise.*
Hey, Taichi. What are you doing?
Oh, nothing, but I was thinking about. . . . Goin’ Courtin’, Goin’ Courtin’, at a lovely ball or minuet.
Goin’ Dancin’
Goin’ Dancin’? Well, in that case. . . . I’m a maniac, maniac and it showwows. And I’m dancin like I’ve never danced before.
How is this a Digi Musical? Your just singing songs from other musicals, and bad musicals at that.
How could you say Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, and Flashdance are bad musicals? I mean they brought us songs like: They say when you marry in June, you’re a bride all your life.
And the bridegroom who marries in June, gets a sweetheart for a wife.
Meanwhile backstage. . . .
No way, Warp! I’m not going out there!
Stop being such a baby. *pushed Koushiro out on to the stage*
This is so stupid!
Sing! Sing or I’ll whip you!
I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. I feel pretty, and witty, and gayyyyyy. And I pity any girl who isn’t me todayyyy.
Wow, Koushiro! I never know you had such a lovely voice.
And I never knew you were gay.
Why thank you, Yamato. I’m not gay, Taichi, that was just the song that Warp made me sing. Personally, I would prefer to sing Tony’s most famous song: Mariaaaaaaaaaa. I just met a girl named Mariaaaaaaaa, and suddenly that name will never be the same to meeeeeeeeeee. Mari-oh!!!!!!!!
*standing behind Koushiro after slapping him upside the head* Who is Maria? Am I going to have to tighten security?
Warp, it’s just a song. Like: When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way from your first cigarette to your last. . . .
But Yama, cigarettes are bad for you.
Right. Just a message from us Digidestined, don’t smoke.
Will you guys stop singing! You’re giving me a headache!!
But: Officer Glitchy we’re very upset. We never had the love that every child ought to get. We ain’t no delinquent we’re misunderstood, deep down inside us there is good!!!
*Jumping on stage dressed in full drag* Belly up! Belly up to the bar boys, better loosen your belts! Only drink when your all alone or with somebody else!
I’m singin’ in the rain. Just singin’ in the rain. What a wonderful feelin’ I’m happy again!!
There isn’t any bar or any rain!!! AHHHHH!!!!
That’s all right, because no matter what happens we’ll always have each other.
Come what may.
And the finale begins
Come
What
May
I will love you
Come
What
May
Yes, I will love you
Come what may!!!!!!!!
Come what may!!!!!!!
I
Will
Love
You
Until
My
Dyyyyyyyyyyinggggggg
Dayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHH!!!!!!! That’s not even an original ending!!!! You just stole it from Moulin Rouge!!!!!!!
The curtains close.