Hey, come on in. So this is my bio huh? Well, I’m Duo Maxwell, also known as the God of Death. And anyone who messes with me has got a date with their maker. That includes you Warp!
Hey, Duo, what’s wrong?
What do you mean ‘what’s wrong?’ You locked me up in this dungeon that’s what!
Yeah. But at least its better than that dump you were living in before. I mean that place had roaches, our dungeons are very comfortable and roach free.
Yeah, that place was a dump, and I am pleased with the cleanliness of these dungeons. You know, cleanliness is next to Godliness. That’s very important for the God of Death.
If it’s so important to you Duo, why don’t you take a bath with me?
I love taking baths with you Heero, but I also love taking baths with Quatre, Wu Fei, Trowa, Zechs, Hilde, and now I want to get all suded up with Warp.
Quatre! How could you! And I’ve never gotten naked and clean with you Duo!!!
Right *wink wink* we got naked and dirty.
Well Trowa we weren’t going out then, and you were off galavanting with Heero. How could I resist Duo’s charm? And his braid *drool*
I don’t deny taking a bath with you Duo, I’m not hiding anything.
Okay, so Warp what do you say?
Well, ahhhh, all my dreams are coming true!!!!!! Of course I’ll take a bath with you ^_^ I’ll go start the water.
Great, don’t forget the toys.
Toys?
Yeah, you know the rubber ducky and the other bath toys.
Is rubber ducky code for something?
Um, no. It’s a rubber ducky. See *pulls out a rubber ducky* Quack Quack, rubber ducky your the one. Who makes bath time so much fun....
Oh well, please leave now.