The Naked Chinese Chef LIVE!!!

Hello, I’m Wu Fei Chang. And welcome to the Naked Chinese Chef LIVE!

Umm, Wu Fei? The real Naked Chef isn’t really, well naked.

Yeah, isn’t that a bit dangerous?

Hush weaklings! Why is he called The Naked Chef if he wears clothes? He is just as weak as you.

I don’t know why you two are complaining. I love a naked Wu Wu. And a naked Wu Wu who cooks is even better.

Thank you, Duo. Now back to the show. Today we will be making a very ancient Chinese recipe, Devils Food cake.

Wait a minute, chocolate isn’t even native to China. How is that an ancient Chinese recipe?

Can it Winner. First we add some flour, butter, sugar, and cocoa to a bowl and mix. Next we add some milk and some bacon, like so. *begins mixing concoction*

Bacon? What kind of chocolate cake is this?

The best kind, keep going Wu Wu. I’m getting hungry!

*pulls at hair* Ahhhh, you don’t put bacon in chocolate cake!!!

I told you this is an ancient Chinese recipe. Now after those ingredients are mixed we add some egg and some of Trowa’s old playdou.

I can’t take it anymore. *runs away screaming*

Now you just pour it in the pan, and let it bake until done. About twenty-five minutes.

What are you guys doing in my kitchen?

Warp, you are interrupting The Naked Chinese Chef LIVE!

He thinks he has a cooking show.

And he was doing a good job until he got interrupted.

Oh, well pardon me. Hey do I smell chocolate cake?

You bet, Warp. And you can have the first slice.

I get the second slice!

*rolls eyes*

Hey, do you guys know what happened to my playdou?

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