La la la. *walking around*

Ahhhhh!!! God!!! Yama what are you doing?!?!?!

I’m just walking around. Geez, Glitch.

Put some clothes on then. You’re going to make me go blind! *covers eyes*

Hey, what’s going on. . . . Oh God!!! Yama, put something on! That’s really rude! *covers eyes*

What is the big deal about me walking around naked?

Well, dear brother, that’s just the point. It’s no BIG deal. In fact, it’s quite small.

Yeah, Yama. Takeru’s right, I’ve seen a bigger dingle on an ant.

*turning red* Glitch. Takeru. I’ll give you five seconds to get out of here or I’ll. . . .

What are you going to do Yama? Whip them with your inch long willy?

KOUSHIRO!!!

Did someone say whip? Uh, Yama’s naked, how charming.

Really? I want to see. *runs to check out a naked Yama*

Okay, I was just taking a nap when I heard someone say naked Yama. Then I got all horny. Well hello, naked Yama. *smiles*

Taichi!! You’re not going to settle for that are you?

Yeah, you should try me. I’ve got the real Ishida gene. Yama takes after our mother’s side, he’s a woman.

Yama, you’re a woman? How come you never told me?

I’m not a woman!!! A woman wouldn’t have a d *Warp whaps upside head*

I’ve been hearing a lot of talk about a naked Yama. And frankly, I don’t like it. If anyone is going to be naked it’s Koushiro.

*blushes*

Well? I’m waiting. And everyone else leave. Yeah, go on. No one gets a naked Koushiro but me.

Help.

Shut it and strip.