Hello. I am Quatre Raberba Winner. Warp has locked me here in her dungeon with my friends, but I don’t mind. She is a very good cook, and the dungeon is roach free. I am a bit concerned, however, about her obsession with Duo and I. She keeps locking us in dungeons together alone, and although she says nobody's watching I keep hearing people crunching on popcorn. It’s very strange.
Hey Quatre, are you comfortable? Can I get you something? Duo, perhaps?
Ahh, no thanks, Warp. I’ve had enough Duo for today.
You can never have enough Duo. *grabs himself*
*blushes* Umm, well, I’d like some Trowa, please?
No can do. Trowa’s is with Heero, Glitch wants them together.
You can’t just force people to be together, it doesn’t work that way.
Duo, get to work.
Right away.
*leaves and clicks on hidden video camera, then pops popcorn*
What’s that humming sound? And who’s eating popcorn? Duo!!!! OH. . . . . .