I had no idea.There was once a boy named, Takeru, who was quite good looking and great in the sack, but he had an evil older brother named Yama, which meant demon screwer.
I had no idea.
It makes a lot of sense though.
Yama doesn’t mean demon screwer!!!
Shut up and let him continue.
Yama always had people drooling over him because he wore a mask that made him seem beautiful, but in truth his face was hideous due to years of screwing unruly demons. Then one day as he was walking down the street a demon jumped out “Hello, my name is Sora. I hear you enjoy screwing demons. Lets get it on.”
Since Yama was such a slut he jumped at the chance to screw the horrible demon Sora, and they started there sexfest right there. It only lasted thirty seconds because Yama was so horrible at makin it, but the demon did not mind because she was stupid.
Then all of a sudden a demon hunter named, Taichi, jumped out of the bushes. “Demon, I have been looking for you for five minutes. Good bye, beast!” And with that he pulled out a large gun and shot it at the demon, disengaging her head from her body. Yama screamed like the girl he is and tried running, but Taichi had a plan incase that happened. As Yama ran away, he triggered a trap and an anvil feel on his head rendering him dead.
Takeru was overjoyed to hear of the death of his evil demon screwing brother. He approached Taichi and said, “How can I repay you for what you have done?”
Taichi smiled, “I can think on something.” He grabbed Takeru and beginning kissing him wildly before going down. . . .
The end.
But I was just getting to the good part. Taichi gives Takeru a blow. . .
I said, THE END!!!!!!!!! *smacks Takeru in the head*