Taichi's Bio

Hi, I’m Taichi and this is my bio. Glitch was nice enough to write out a script for me: My name is Taichi, and I love soccer and Glitch because she is beautiful. Uhhh, Glitch? I think there is a typo.

Why?

Because I don’t love you.

Yeah Glitch, Taichi loves me.

Ahhh, no he doesn’t!!!!

She’s right Yama, I don’t think I love you.

What?!?!

Ha!! In your face, Yama!!

I knew you’d eventually come around, Taichi. No more unsatisfing nights for you once you get some Takeru. Yama was just practice, but I’m the real thing.

Takeru!!!

Takeru!!!

No, I don’t love you either Takeru.

Who do you love then?

Do you love me?

No.

How about me?

Nope.

What about me, sexy?

Huh? Well, I don’t know. Have we ever, you know?

No, but I’d love to give you a try if your up to it.

DUO!!! Get back to the Gundam Wing Dungeon!!!

All right, all right. Hey, call me.

Well Taichi, who do you love then?

The thing is I’ve been spending a lot of time with Koushiro, and man is that little dork hot!!!

KOUSHIRO!!!

KOUSHIRO!!!

Uhhhh, It’s not my fault!!! He said he wanted to see how my laptop worked!!

No, you misunderstood me Koushiro. I said I wanted to get to work on top of your lap.

Huh? What does that mean?

Poor, naive Koushiro. It means he wants to give you hea. . . .

AHHHHHH!!!!!! Everyone out!!!! Taichi, you are only allowed to, you know, with Yama!!!

Hey!!

Hey!!!

Hey!!

Yeah *smiles*

Thank God.

Come on Koushiro, I’ve got to make you forget the last few minutes with a tender massage *wink wink*.

Uhhh. . . . *is dragged away by Warp*

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