Things That Turn Tai On

Welcome, Glitch and I performed a very scientific experiment to see what exactly turns Taichi on. Here are the results:

Yamato, Yamato’s guitar, cucumbers, Ken’s control spires, Ken, The Washington Monument, portable phones, coke bottles, T.K.’s hat, Gilligan, T.K., Angemon, Gatomon’s tail ring, bananas, Duran Duran, clogs, Pokemon, Gabumon’s horn, Spike Spiegal, water, pink aprons, Jude Law, Tarzan, aliens, Izzy’s pineapple laptop, Izzy, goggles, gloves, Queer as Folk, calculators, swords, polka music, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Eiffel Tower, soccer balls, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Ken’s whip, plungers, arrows, flutter ponies, Ronald McDonald, push pins, light sabers, baseball bats, umbrellas, beanie babies, Tentomon’s antennae, Warp’s glasses, Tenchi Masaki, Yolie’s helmet, E.T.’s finger, Little House on the Prairie, Marilyn Manson, Davis, himself, Glitch.

Hey, Glitch doesn’t turn me on.

< How about when I do this *Puts on gillagan hat, angel wings and goggles*

That works *jumps on Glitch*

Hey, what’s going on here? Taichi you slut!!!!!!

Well,Yama why don’t you join us?

Not with that bitch!!! Get off my man!!!!!!! *grabs Glitch and they began the greatest bitch fight Tai has ever seen*

Hey Yama, hit her in the face, THE FACE!!!! Oh you’re still here? You should leave before it gets any uglier.

Couldn’t get any uglier than you, back stabbing whore!!!! *grabs Warp’s hair*

Hey stop fighting, I’m horny!!!

I can fix that.

Takeru? Where did you come from?

I’ve been here all along. Now lets get nasty. *grabs Tai’s bal.....

Takeru, what are you writing? Not another twisted story about bitch fights and you makin it with Taichi? That’s never gonna happen he loves Yamato.

Don’t try to crush my dreams you bitch!!!! Someday Taichi will see that I’m way better than Yamato, even at suc......*Warp smacks Takeru’s head*

Sorry about that folks, um here’s the exit.