*falls softly to the cushy ground* Where. . . where am I? Sad Clown face?!?! Where are you? I don’t understand what’s going on.
*falls softly to the cushy ground* Where. . . where am I? Sad Clown face?!?! Where are you? I don’t understand what’s going on.
*falls next to Quatre* What the hell is going on! I was just about to get in on with Trowa and now I’m. . . . Oh hey Quatre!
Duo!!! You’re here too! I don’t understand what’s happening. I was with Trowa than all of a sudden I was falling and now I’m here with you.
Yeah, and it looks like we’re alone. *grabs Quatre* So let’s make the best of it.
*lands on top of Duo and Quatre* Hmmm.
Heero!!! Now you’re here too. Do you know where we are?
Who cares? Now that we have Heero, I always say the more the merrier.
*Gives Duo death glare* No, it isn’t the time or the place for sexual interaction.
But it’s always the time and place for sex!
*falls on top of Heero* So this is what it is like to wear Trowa’s clown pants. It is a very spiritual experience.
Wu Fei!!! What are you talking about?
Hey, with Wu Wu it will be even better. Were you trying to get into Trowa’s pants too?
Weakling! I have always wanted to get into Trowa’s giant clown pants. I needed to see what was behind those green eyes and that calm exterior. But now I realize he is calm and at peace with himself in his pants.
Ahh, right.
*Falls on top of Wu Fei* There you guys are. Why are you hiding from my cooking?
No Warp, that’s not right at all. We wouldn’t hide from your wonderful cooking. We just don’t know where we are.
Once again I say who cares? We’ve got four guys and a girl so lets have some fun!
I totally agree with Duo. Everyone get naked!
*Gives Warp death glare*
Ahhhhh. *lands on top of Warp* Ahhhhhh. Oh, I stopped falling. What the hell?!?! So that’s where all you guys went? Why are you having a screaming party without me?
We weren’t having a screaming party we were going to have a sex party. But I can make you scream, Glitch.
Okay, cool!
Wait, everyone. Don’t you know where we are? Just look up.
*Everyone looks up and sees bowls of tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches slowly floating down*
How mystical!
Do you know where we are Heero?
Yes, it is a very dangerous place. On the border between life and death. We are inside Trowa’s clown pants.