Tai Saves the Day.

by: Glitch

Disclaimer: I don't own digimon or songs and movies quoted in this story I'm just Warp's sidekick, also with too much time on my hands.

Once upon a time in a glorious kingdom, on the most perfect sunny day, on the best beach sat a beautiful princess named Glitch. She was the fairest in the land and enjoyed sex on the beach.

TK: Okay, okay get over yourself can we just move on with the story?

Shut up and let me continue!

Anyway, while she was enjoying her strawberry dackary, an evil pirate known as the Dred pirate Roberts who had been stalking her for quite sometime, and who wouldn't stalk her? With a quick grasp she all of a sudden went from sitting in her lawn chair on the beach to being pulled aboard on the Dred pirate Robert's ship. After sailing for a couple of days, and when the princess thought all hope was lost for she did not think the Dred pirate Roberts was attractive. Her hero came to the rescue the one and only sexy pirate Taichi.

Oh my God could this story get any more cheesy?

Shut up and let me continue!

*jumps on the boat and pulls out his cutlass* Hey does anyone know where the bathroom is? My boat prop bathrooms out of order.

Taichi go along with the story, your bathroom needs can wait.

No, I really gotta go now!!

Oh damn it! Hurry up then.

*Taichi goes to the bathroom and returns with lipstick on his cheek*

What the hell were you doing in there?

Uhmm nothing.

Who else is in the bathroom?

Uhmmm

: Nevermind! I want to do my story!

*Taichi takes out his cutlass, beats the Dred pirate Roberts over the head and kisses Gli.....*

Hello, help save me I'm Buttercup.

Warp what are you doing here? Hey I'm the princess!

Really? Not according to the script.

But, it's my story!

* snickers*

Taichi, I finally found you at last.

Yes, my hero, now take me away you big stud muffin.

I am the pumpkin King!

All for one and one for all.

What!!??

I have girl power.

Shut up not one of you makes any bit of sense.

Were just following your script, Glitch.

That's not my script! Someone screwed it all up.

*whistles*

I'm Buttercup yeah Buttercup saves the day ... fighting crime trying to save the world here they come just in time the Powerpuff Girls...

If this is turning into a Powerpuff Girl story, I'm Bubbles!

I'm Blossom!

If I must play a part in anything, I'm Mojo Jojo.

Wait, I'm Mojo Jojo.

No.

Yes.

No, this is not going to be a Powerpuff Girl story! Warp go away, and Yama especially you, I hate you, you leave as well!

Fine we'll do your pirate story. I'm Captain Hook and Koushiro’s Peter Pan!

Darn! I wanted to be Peter Pan.

You could be Tinkerbell, Yama.

Why would I be Tinkerbell?

Takeru!

*Meanwhile fighting on the deck*

Curse you Peter Pan! Take that and that and this....

Owe! Warp stop I can't really fight. I'm not well experienced in these types of roles.

Oh, in that case want to explore the Captains Chambers?

Uhmmmmm

ARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!! No, no, no, no not that stupid pirate story!

Oh, Whoops. Muppet Treasure Island then.

No!

I got cabin fever it's driving me insane.

We got cabin fever were flippen our bandanas.

Something, something, blah, blah, we have simply gone bananas.

Something, something, this vessel has become a floating psycho ward.

We were sailing, saiiiiling the wind was on our side.

But, then it died.

I hate you guys.

Still not satisfied? Lets sing a different song then.... I'd like to be under the sea.

In an octopuses garden in the shade.

Ogggghhhh Oggghh.

Beneath the storm.

No one would tell us what to do.

ohhh ohhhh beneath the ocean waves.

Come on Glitchy, join in the fun.

No.

Okay, instead of getting mad just tell us what you want to happen.

I have been trying! I wanted to take off from the part where you were supposed to kiss me.

Is that the only reason you created this story? Just so you could kiss me?

Well, yes.

All you had to do is ask.

Really?

Yeah, I'm horny twenty-four seven.

In that cas.....Warp. Koushiro. What the hell are you two doing? Koushiro why are you headless?

*with his head in his lap* Well Glitch you wanted a pirate plot for your ridiculous story so, Warp and I thought of The Secret Sharer.

I'd offer you tea if you weren't headless.

ARRGGHH! Fine! I quit this story's over.

Oh, over Glitch? That's a shame really but, wait look there's still a little more left. It says here in the script that Taichi's supposed to give me hea...

*THWOMP!*

Ouch Glitch! Why did you do that? AHHH. *runs away*

I should have known it was you who screwed up the script, and you stay away from Taichi! You want something up your ass, Takeru? How about my foot?!?!?!?! *continues to chase Takeru*

I did not, your just jealous because I have better taste when it comes to fan fiction. Your title doesn't even make any sense. *continues to run away* Warrrrrp Helllllllllp!

Stop it you two I'm exhausted, and I need someone to join me in bed for a nap.

Heyyyy Taichi.

What? *Looks down* Oh!

Why am I always left out?

Heyyy Daisuke.

*looks down* Ohhhh yeah.

Wow, I have never seen Glitch so upset. It must be that time of the month.

Or something.

*takes off costume* Well thank God this story is coming to an end. I mean it is at least not as perverted as Takeru's fan fiction but, it is pretty dumb.

*silent*

Warp, why so quiet? You’re never quiet.

It has just occurred to me, Koushiro, that in The Secret Sharer the headless man was naked.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

Well, play your role right Koushiro strip! Come on.

But, Warp this story's ending.

Not while were still talking. Come on, I want nudity!

No I refuse... Huuuuuhhhh Warp! Stop, get your hand offff....

What's wrong Koushiro, afraid your going to like it?

Huuuuhhh Done! Done! This story's officially over!

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