Hi, I’m Yamato Ishida from the anime Digimon Adventure 01 and 02. Warp is keeping me here in her dungeon until who knows when, and man does she make me do weird stuff, like write this bio for instance. This is one of the nicest dungeons I’ve been in, but watching me bathe is a bit uncalled-for for. I am flattered, but still it’s uncalled-for for.
Well since this is supposed to be a bio, let me tell you about myself. I am, without a doubt, the coolest character on Digimon. Who else can play the harmonica and a bass guitar? I’m also in a band, The Teenage Wolves, and we have some amazing music. If Warp would get her act together she could put some MP3’s of our music up, but she hasn’t gotten around to that yet (great excuse).
I also have the best hair on Digimon. Now don’t get me wrong Taichi has great hair too, I just love to run my fingers through that giant brown mass....TAICHI WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!?!
Yama, didn’t I warn you about that? Don’t make me get out the whip. Finish the bio and then you can see Tai.
Fine, back to my hair. God, what a bitch! OHH, sorry just stop with the whip! Well, now that that’s over back to me and my beautiful hair. I mean just look at it, could it be any more perfect? I think not, I have achieved perfection with my wonderful head of hair...
Sorry, I just have to interrupt again. If you will refer to the graph below please.
Thanks, now notice the exponential rise in hair gel consumption just around the time Yamato was growing his hair longer. A coincidence? I think not. I also believe this rise in hair gel consumption to be in direct correlation to Koushiro cutting his hair, he just couldn’t find enough gel to keep it up anymore forcing him to make the tough decision to cut it short.
Hey, that’s ridiculous, I didn’t have anything to do with why Koushiro cut his hair. He said it was just easier to take care of shorter.
Of course it was easier to take care of he has to use much less hair gel now, therefore he is in no competition with you for this resource. Let’s see what Koushiro thinks.
Wow after looking over the data I think you may be onto something here Warp. I did cut my hair due to a shortage in hair gel, but I never linked it to Yamato’s hair growth. And this graph, well it’s prodigious.
*blushing* Thanks Koushiro, I was just trying to...
Wait a minute, I see what this is, a lame ass attempt to impress Koushiro, right Warp? I can’t believe you falling for this. And besides that this is my bio, so why are you here Warp? And why is Izzy here? This is supposed to be about me, just me, not anyone else, ME, ME, ME!!!!
Right Yama this is your bio, about you, just you and your sweet ass.
What?! I’m leaving .
back to the shrine
Yeah, it’s about me and my sweet ass. Check out my sweet ass. This bio is over, I’m not writing anymore, GOODBYE!!!!