Could you be Yamato's girlfriend?

I know this is a question on just about everyone of Yamato’s fangirl's minds. And I have the answer: NO, you cannot be Yamato’s girlfriend.

Here are the reasons why:

1. He’s a cartoon.
2. He is in love with Taichi.
3. He’s not real. So technically he could be your imaginary boyfriend, but how pathetic would you be?

Umm Warp, isn’t Koushiro your imaginary boyfriend?

Glitch will you please be quite, I’m trying to break some fangirl's fragile spirits. Did I mention Yamato is a cartoon and you are pathetic for even clicking on this link in a desperate attempt to see if you have what it takes to go out with an imaginary character. I mean how much of a total nerd loser are you anyway?

Hey, aren’t you a bigger “nerd loser” for having a web site where you pretend you locked Koushiro, Tai, Ken and myself in a dungeon, and then continue to have conversations with us? If I’m not real than who’s talking to you right now Warp?

Hey, pointing out the obvious is my thing. You stole my thing, Yama.

Your thing? Get over here Taichi and I will “steal your thing”.

This is my dungeon and I really have you all locked up in here!!! You’re all mine!! I won’t share you with any other pathetic fangirls. I am the most pathetic fangirl of them all!!!!

I agree.

Me too.

I’m with you guys.

I doubt you have ever been more correct, Warp.

Yep.