Written by, Xan Steel.

General Furpital.

Characters, Doctor and Nurse are Wolves.

We walk into O.R. and hear a heart monitor beeping in the background.
The Doctor and Nurse look over the human patience, and begin to operate on him.

Doctor:  Scalpel.
Nurse: Scalpel.

Doctor: Sponge.
Nurse: Sponge.

Doctor: Clamp.
Nurse: Clamp.

Doctor: Tarrier.
Nurse: Tarrier.
*ARF*

Patience goes flat line.

Doctor: WHAT THE.....
Nurse: BLOOD PRESSER 900 OVER 20!!!
Doctor: Get me 20 deciliters of phail-alameans stat.
*Splashing sound*
Nurse: No response.
Doctor:  Nurse, get me the electro cardiovaculur stimulators.
Nurse: The WHAT?!?
Doctor: THE JUMPER CABLES YOU FOOL, HURRY!!!!!
Nurse: OH, HERE.

Adjust nob on machine.

Doctor: CLEAR! *BZZZZ*
Nurse: Nothing.

Adjust nob again.

Doctor: AGAIN, CLEAR!!! *BZZZZ*
Doctor: LIVE DAMN YOU LIVE!!!!
Turns nob to full power.
*BZZZZZ ....... BZZZZZ...... BZZZZ... BZZZZ.. BZZZZ.. BZZZZZ.. BZZZZZ... BZZZZZ*

Nurse: Doctor, we've lost him .
Doctor: DAMN!! *looks at the smoking patience, and then at the Nurse* So, how bout some dinner??
 

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