You know, there’s nothing more pathetic than a flame-retarded dragon! ~ Deven, Quest for Camelot
"Into older girls, eh? Should I be scared?"
"I don't like tomboys" ~ Misty & Ash, Pokemon Manga
Oh hush! Were gonna be teeny-boppers again! Back to high school, its so exciting! Dates at the library, love letters in your locker, school festivals, etc., etc. ~ Michiru, Sailor Moon Stars Manga
Clark, you are still our son! Whether you can bench press the tractor or not. ~ Mrs. Kent, Smallville
Wake up Kaiba! You programmed me to torment my prisoners, not let them sleep! ~ some random Duel Monster in a VR game on Yu-Gi-Oh!
Yeah... Brute force, Barbecue, heat plus cow... Without even seasoning it... ~ Tenchi; No Need for Tenchi! Manga
You know, the only way James could be any fruitier is if you dressed him in a big orange ball labeled ‘Florida Orange Juice’! ~ Nepu-chan
Galaxy Police Federal Law says that, ...I can't remember! ~ Mihoshi, Tenchi Universe
"We're in for it now..."
"She's preparing tell us her whole life story..."
"We'll be stuck here forever..."
"I wonder if she has any string cheese..." ~ Todd, Ash, Misty & Brock (in that order), Pokemon
Mr. Tinklepuss! What did I just tell you? She’s not the princess, she’s Darlene, aren’t you princess? ~ Jack, Abbott & Casstello in Jack and the Beanstalk
Okay, so I was afraid. But not because of the graveyard or your “ooga-booga” rap, IT WAS YO’ CREEPY FACE THAT GAVE ME THE WILLIES!!! ~ Joey, Yu-Gi-Oh!
She’s drunk! She’s never had more than one glass of wine in her entire life, and she chooses today to show up totally, zonked! ~ Annie, The Parent Trap ’98
So let me get this straight, cookies are sweet, but yours is not. Sweet is kindly, but that is not is name. Audrey is sweet, but she is not your doctor... ...and the little digging animal named “Mole”, h-he is your pet? ~ Kida, Atlantis: The Lost Empire
A floatin’ castle with it’s own forest?! I think Kaiba needs to spend more time in reality! ~ Joey, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Don’t take away my teddy bear mommy! I promise I’ll misbehave! ~ Evil Prince Excentro, Mon Colie Knights
Gahh! Four panels and I'm suddenly in high tech manacles?!! And why in my underwear?! ~ Tenchi, No Need for Tenchi! Manga
That's Clark all over. Part Knight in Shining Armor, part "where did that come from?" ~ Cloe, Smallville
"Since when did the Twerps get selected for this mission?" "Since the mission became scary!" ~ Jessie & James, Pokemon
“Have the two of you figured out where we’re going yet?”
*point in opposite directions* “That way!”
“I’ll take that as a ‘no’…” ~ Tora, Satoshi, & Tenchi, Poketto Monsutaa: Ai no Natsu!
This is a big problem! What am I gonna do? I want to exist!! ~ Rini, Sailormoon SuperS
“What kind of idiots do have working here?!”
“The finest in New York!” ~ Mrs. McCallister & hotel receptionist, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Behind every man is a good woman... ...or six. ~ Tenchi Muyo! internet ad for Cartoon Network
Resistance is Futile to the Joys of the Season ~ Chichi-san
Okay... when did the subject suddenly get switched to, my clothes?! ~ Inu-Yasha, Inu-Yasha
Hey Joey, you look like an over-grown throw rug in that outfit! ~ Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh!
I never run out of energy! I'm Hyperactive! ~ random kid from Tama and Friends (This is also one of Nepu-chan's favorite mottos)
Mr. Tinnkles may be a bubmly villain, but one advantage he has over Team Rocket, is that he has an IQ higher than zero. ~ Nepu-chan
"Kenji-kun?! Why the heck are you dressed like a punk?!"
"I'm trying to express my inner feelings by breaking through the barrier mold that society has cast upon us."
"Still sketching, I see, good for you!" ~ Satoshi & Kenji, Poketto Monsutaa: Ai no Natsu!
Stay in your rooms! This is an emergency! There’s an insane guest, with a gun! ~ Tim Curry, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
You have the right to remain unconscious, anything you say, ain’t gonna be much! ~ Mel Gibson, Lethal Weapon 3
Jes, we're here to take Pokemon, not Baths... ~ James, Pokemon
“Stop rhyming now! I mean it!”
“Does anybody wanna a peanut?” ~ Viccini & Fezik, The Princess Bride
There’s a monster outside my window can I have a glass of water? ~ the little girl in Signs
Gee, Simba, the good news is; we found your daughter, the bad news is; we dropped a warthog on her. Is there a problem with that? ~ Timon, The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride
Good-bye my mechanical Washu, I had wanted to take over the universe with you. ~ Washu, Tenchi Universe
"Ex-gilrfriend?"
"No, worse! She's my sister!" ~ Toad & Pietro, X-Men: Evolution
“I weren't dropping no eaves! I was just clipping the hedge under that window there!”
“What did you hear, Samwise?!”
“I didn't hear nothing, at least, not anything of much importance. That is, I did hear quite a bit about; a ring, a dark lord and the end of the world. Please, don’t turn me into anything... unnatural. ~ Sam & Gandolf, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (non-animated movie, paraphrased)
My new Dolls are so cute! What game should I play first with my brand new Brock and Misty dolls? Maybe we could have tea! ~ Sabrina's Doll, Pokemon
Corisant, uh, that doesn't compute, uh wait, you're under arrest! ~ Battle Droid from Star Wars Episode I
Ah yes, a bolt of lightning into a huge copper conductor... I thought you lived at a school... ~ Magneto, X-Men: The Movie
This guy's a cream puff... ~ Lita; Sailormoon Manga
I kiss you and you say 'yuck'?! ~ Riker, Star Trek Inssurection
"I thought you said this thing could cut through a femur in 28 seconds!"
"Less talk! More saw!" ~ Audrey & Sweet, Atlantis: The Lost Empire
It means: Buckle your seat belt, Dorothy! `Cause Kansas is going bye-bye! ~ Scypher, The Matrix
Give me Liberty, or give me a piece of pie! ~ Shaggy, Scooby Doo: The Movie
If you're gonna read minds, I'd rather you stop than Logan's. ~ Prof. Xavier, X-men: The Movie (it's from a cut scene)
Humans can't feel pain! They're numb from the brain down! ~ Batty, Fern Gully
Oh? Heh heh... I just reached level 70 on EverQuest online and all the members of my company are throwing a party in my honor! Just for me! Little Washuu, the greatest elf-paladin cleric mage in the universe! ~ Washuu, Poketto Monsutaa: Ai no Natsu!
No one tosses a dwarf! ... ...Agh! Not the beard! ~ Gimli, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (non-animated movie)
Statistical fact: Clark Kent can't get within five feet of Lana Lane without tuning into a total freak show ~ Cloe, Smallville
Muffins aren't breakfast! They're cake and doilies! ~ someone from Just Shoot Me
Sure, I'll go out to dinner with you, if you promise to choke on a pork chop! ~ someone from SheSpies
Yeah, I know what your sensors say, but right now you're blind and confused, like a lot of my dates... ~ Hunter, Andromeda
That was 20,000 years ago that I had a husband, had a husband! Oh, but I'm still quite so young! That I'm lonely, come bedtime. ~ Washu, Tenchi Muyo!
If you lie down in front of an open refrigerator, and wrap yourself in an electric blanket, you'll be hot and cool at the same time. ~ Ash, Pokemon
To whoever took the "L" from the Motor Pool sign; Ha, ha we are all very amused... ~ Mrs. Packard, Atlantis: The Lost Empire
You see, a crybaby brat like her could never be a Sailor Scout, much less Sailor Moon! ~ Sailor Mars, Sailormoon S
Fear not maiden. I am a servant of Buddha, when I tried to grab the Shikon Jewel, I did not realize that you came along with it. ~ Miroku, Inu-Yasha Manga
I'm holding a camera, what do you think I'm doing? ~ Sakuya, Tenchi in Tokyo
"It's going to be difficult without our crests..."
"Crests! We don't need no stinkin' crests!" ~ Joe & Kari, Digimon01
"So, who's your princess?"
"Li." ~ Kero-chan & Sakura; Card Captor Sakura Manga
Just think of it this way Tea, There are two Yugi's; the cool one up there, and the puny one down here! ~ Joey, Yu-Gi-Oh!
You know what Great-Grandma, I just played you in school! ~ Maggie, Hook
I'm afraid to see the bill for the glass. Plus the broken furniture and the remodeling... It'll take a fortune to pay for all this. And the rent here is $2,000 a month. ~ Sailor Uranus; Sailormoon Manga
"Hey! My kid has one of those!"
"It's called a cat, Doug..." ~ two dudes from Tama and Friends
I made one simple request! Kill one prince! ~ Prince John, The Princess of Thieves
Earth to Ratso! Valmont would be a kid, a British kid. He's not gonna be in San Francisco! ~ Fyin, Jackie Chan Adventures
“Okay, then if you aren’t here to see Aikirei-chan, then explain to me how you mysteriously showed up here today. You weren’t here yesterday, neither you or Tora-kun have cars, Tsunami-sama would die before she let you drive hers, and the buses from Kuchiba to Pallet don’t start ‘til noon, it’s 10 o’clock.”
*looks at watch* “Actually, it’s ten fifteen.”
“Details shmitails, I wanna know how you got here!” ~ Kenji & Satoshi, Poketto Monsutaa: Ai no Natsu!
Chicks love that romantic crap! ~ Donkey, Shrek
We're gonna die! We're gonna die! I'm gonna throw up, and then we're gonna diiiiieeeee!!!!!! ~ The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas
(the following quote may not make sense, but it's the concept that The Wizard of Oz and Star Wars: Episode I were made thirty years apart, yet these two lines fit together perfectly)
1 “Well, how can you talk if you haven't got a brain?”
2 “The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.” ~ 1: Dorothy, The Wizard of Oz (MGM) 2:Qui Gon Jinn, Star Wars: Episode I
Stop grumbling and remember, always put off til tomorrow what you can do today... wait a second, that didn't come out right... ~ Nobuyoki, Tenchi Universe
Okay, I have no clue what's going on, but the dude talking to his computer... Kaiba... o-kay... he's hot! Not that fake one, he's ugly! But the real one, he's hot! ~ Nepu-chan
And I'm not going to barf, barf. I'm just gonna vomit in a barf fashion! ~ Kira, Reba
Just in case, I'm not enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara! ~ Mia, The Princess Diaries
No, I don't need people, I don't want people, people suck! ~ Tuxie
"What took you so long?"
"Oh, well, you know Master, I, uh, couldn't find a speeder I really liked!" ~ Obi Wan & Anikin, Star Wars Episode II
"I beg your pardon, your Highness, I did not see you"
"Your aim, would suggest otherwise..." ~ Danielle & Henry, Ever After
Yes, if you chip us, will we not flake? If you moisten us, do we not grow moss? ~ Victor, The Hunchback of Notre Dame
I can't bear to watch! Can someone please cover my eyes?! ~ Rex, Toy Story 2
I’m back here... And back here where I’m stayin’. I’m wearin’ a bathroom mat, Mai! ~ Joey, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Smart people are really stupid! ~ Venus-chan
When I wake up, remind me to be very angry with you... ~ Static, Static Shock
It's so soft! It must be 2ply! ~ Ogremon, Digimon01
Use the Wasabi, Luke! Use the Wasabi! ~ Chichi-san
“Whew! I thought for a moment there you were really gonna eat me!”
“I don’t eat junk food...” ~ Sid & Diego, Ice Age
Welcome to: nowhere, population: us! ~ Mihoshi, Poketto Monsutaa: Ai no Natsu!
Well, riddle me this Batman, why do you always paint such bleak pictures when you're always Ms. Blue Skies? And why do you always paint water? It's like you're obsessed with it... ~ Amarah, Sailormoon S
This is more exciting than my two-part special on Kadabra's spoon removal! ~ a reporter from Pokemon
*singing* So, now I say to you, you 700 year old Mummy-Woman. I envy your incredible, bluntness! ~ Aeka, Tenchi Universe
“You're not going to sake a hand on my lay!”
“Oh no! The town drunk is going to beat us both up!” ~ Daisuke & Kojiro, Poketto Monsutaa: Ai no Natsu!
Oh, wait, I'm getting a brain storm! Look out! ~ Yuzuha, Tenchi in Love 2: The Daughter of Darkness
I can't believe it! Next you'll be telling me we're going to commercials! ~ Evil Prince Excentro, Mon Colie Knights
Okay Vulcan kitty, you can’t scar me for life any more than you already have, so shoot! ~ Satoshi, Poketto Monsutaa: Ai no Natsu!
Okay! Who left their Orange Happy Juice here?! ~ Yami-Yugi, Yu-Gi-Oh! commercial
As a princess, I am gifted with; beauty, intelligence, and LOTS OF POWER! ~ Aeka, Tenchi Universe
You must have good eyes, I can't see 'forever'. ~ Giyomon, Digimon: Tamers
Why not? My Sato-chan is one of the luckiest guys on... whatever planet we end up on, so why don't we have him look for it? ~ Aikirei, Poketto Monsutaa: Ai no Natsu!
"I don't know about you, but I'm getting 'funned out'!"
"Uh-oh."
"Lemme guess, we're about to go over a huge waterfall."
"Yep."
"Sharp rocks at the bottom?"
"Most likely."
"... ... Bring it on. Bhooyahahahaha! Whooo!" ~ Pacha & Cuzco, The Emperor's New Groove
I shall hit you with cheese! ~ Nepu-chan
Strange town San Francisco, when I purchased the pumps, they asked if I wanted them wrapped, or if I wanted to wear them. ~ Joe, The Princess Diaries
What? A super hero can't use a pay phone? ~ Static, Static Shock
No, you cannot make it hip Mr. Puff! ~ director from KidsWB's Crazy Takes
My no know. Me day startin' pretty okie-day with a brisky morning munchie, and boom! Me gettin' bewy skared and grabbin' dat Jedi, and pow! Mesa here. Mesa gettin' bery, bery scawred. ~ Jar Jar Binks, Star Wars Episode I
“Katana-chan! Quit fooling around and get rid of them!”
“Sure boss! After this I'm leaving to haunt an old house in Kyoto...” ~ Bookun & demon, Poketto Monsutaa: Ai no Natsu!
My name is Indiyo Montoya, you killed my father, PREPARE TO DIE! ~ Indiyo Montoya!, The Princess Bride (and anybody that's seen that movie [except Tuxie, whom is scared to death of that movie, not really...])
Flurries lead to snow, snow leads to blizzards, blizzards, lead to shoveling. Use the blower, Luke! Use the blower! ~ Chichi-san
I don’t know, everyone I talked to also received an anonymous invitation. But there is a buzz going around that it’s someone with tons of cash and an obnoxious attitude. My guess would be Kaiba! ~ Mai, Yu-Gi-Oh!
“Sir Knight, where art thou go?”
“Well, I gotta go save my ass!” ~ Princess Fiona & Shrek, Shrek
“Well, what’s up there now?”
“The ceiling.” ~ Hahá-san & Chichi-san (Haha-san is Chichi-san's wife)
Aw, geez! Hoshikari-san, you have officially over-stepped the boundary between sick and mentally ill! ~ Seto Kaiba, Poketto Monsutaa: Ai no Natsu!
“Ah… I feel like writing poetry...
Without my Tenchi-sama, my heart would weep,
And Ryoko-san’s love he cannot keep,
Our love to each other is wide and deep,
And… um… what rhymes with deep?”
“You might try ‘sleep’! ~ Aeka & Kasumi, Poketto Monsutaa: Ai no Natsu!
"Peanut Butter!"
"Well, he is a growing boy." ~ Giyomon & Tagato; Digimon: Tamers commercial
“You know, you should probably not eat as much, we don't know when we'll get more food.”
“Besides, in the future you'll be a king, you've got to learn to eat more nobly!”
“What is that supposed to mean?!” ~ Tora & Aikirei (addressing Satoshi), Poketto Monsutaa: Ai no Natsu!
Listen, the conditions for great prima ballerinas are 90% sweat and 10% talent! ~ a Remules, Sailormoon SuperS
Don’t try to turn on the car when it’s already on, that’s your first drivers’ lesson. ~ Hahá-san
Why is it the 80’s are the best years of every century? ~ Aunt Vesta, Sabrina: The Teenage Witch
Okay, you play me. And you, you owe me ten bucks and a beer! ~ Tenchi (addressing Aikirei & Joui), Poketto Monsutaa: Ai no Natsu!
“It looks like an ordinary briefcase to me!”
“It’s in the briefcase you moron!” ~ Joey & Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sega Saturn is the future of our company! ~ Sega CEO, 1995
“A-around the leaf?! I-I don’t think we can do that...”
“Oh, nonsense! This is nothing compared to the Twig of ’93!” ~ random ant & Mr. Soil, A Bug’s Life
“Gee! You sure are sensitive about someone who’s not your boyfriend!”
“Look! He’s a boy, and he’s a friend, but he’s not my boyfriend!”
“You talkin’ about me?” ~ Melody, Misty, & Tracey, Pokemon Movie: 2 (Melody and Misty are talking about Ash)
Isn’t it rather dangerous to put one’s entire vocabulary in a single sentence? ~ Francis (or Frankie!), Oliver & Company
*hands Nepu-chan a bag of ice* Careful! It’s cold! ~ Hahá-san
“We don’t dare say the ‘h’ word.”
“You mean the one that deals with work and the place that we live?” ~ Hahá-san & Chichi-san
“Margolo? Where are you?”
“I’m in the can!”
“Okay, I’ll wait.” ~ Snowbell & Margolo, Stuart Little 2
Tenchi, what is that woman from Okayama doing coming out of your toilet? ~ Sakuya, Tenchi in Tokyo
Tonight’s dinner will include baked beans, musical program followed... ... ...who wrote this? ~ Mrs. Packard, Atlantis: The Lost Empire
“Here’s your Christmas present! Dark Chi Warriors!”
“And here’s your present! Dark Sock Warriors!”
“They’re a little small...”
“Small, but stinky, just like you!” ~ Dao Long Wong & Uncle, KidsWB’s Holiday Sock Party
Salut, USA! Je sius cool, je suis sympa, et j’adore le rock, les pizzas, et les garcons! (Hello USA! I am cool, I am nice, and I love rock, pizzas, and boys!) ~ quote from a pen pal letter on a French quiz Angie took (Allez, viens!)
“Do I look stupid to you?”
“YES!!” *roaring with laughter*
*choking up* “I cannot take this anymore! This is the 15th take! I will be in my trailer!”
*stops laughing* “I need a break...” ~ Hopper & Adda, A Bug’s Life Out-takes
“Oh Ryoko! I want you to beat up the Space Pirate when you see her! Okay?”
“Can you believe she has completely forgotten that I am the space pirate?”
“Very easily…” ~ Mihoshi, Ryoko, & Tenchi, Tenchi Universe
“Romulan Ale should be illegal...”
“It is!” ~ Warf & Riker, Star Trek: Nemesis
It seems like after you took me, you guys couldn’t take another joke! ~ Chichi-san
And now you can go back to being yourself instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catch phrase! ~ Lisa, The Simpsons
Why are the hot guys always so evil?! ~ Nepu-chan & Venus-chan
My foot is tickling my nose! ~ Nepu-chan
“I should really be studying, but I have too much energy.”
*previously “sleeping”* “Me too!” ~ Nepu-chan & Wheelman (a friend of Nepu-chan's)
Talking about your problems takes Godzillia and turns him into a horny toad. ~ Chichi-san
“Mrs. Krabapple, why don’t you live with Mr. Krabapple?”
“Because Mr. Krabapple chased something cute and fluffy down a rabbit hole!” ~ Nelson & Mrs. Krabapple, The Simpsons
There’s no crying in baseball!! ~ Tom Hanks, A League of Their Own
The joke is: of all the people I could’ve driven 40 miles into the wilderness with, I had to get an orangutan! ~ Major “Hot Lips” Hulahan, M*A*S*H
I got plastic surgery, I’m actually half Vulcan and half Elvish, that’s why I’m so weird. ~ Nepu-chan
“540 days ‘til the Juniors graduate!!!”
“Somebody has too much time on their hands!”
“Me!!!”
“Wheelman!!!” ~ Angie & Wheelman (this was done by accident on a white board)
“We’re not here to sell it! Besides, what would we do without the Mystery Machine?”
“Get a Mystery SUV?” ~ Velma & Shaggy, What’s New Scooby-Doo?
What is going on here?! What just happened in the scene I was just in?! What am I doing here eating lunch with these people??!! ~ Kiyone, Tenchi Universe
What do you get when you cross toxic waste with a bunch of exotic spiders? Eaten! ~ blurb for Eight Legged Freaks
“I’m gonna cut his heart out with a spoon!”
“Cousin, why a spoon?”
“’Cause it’ll hurt more you Twit!” ~ Sheriff of Notingham & his cousin, The Prince of Thieves
“You need people of intelligence on this sort of mission..., quest..., thing.”
“Well, that would leave you out, Pippin!” ~ Merry & Pippin, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.
The Rock is now a tourist attraction??!! ~ someone from The Rock
*singing* The itsy-bitsy Spider went up the water-spout, down came the Goblin and took the Spider out! ~ Green Goblin, Spider-Man
You are not a human being having a spiritual experience, You are a spiritual being having a human experience. ~ Yogi Tea, tea end
“I think you guys should just accept that maybe Goth Boy is-“
“I don’t think a ghost can polish off three slices of chocolate cake and two cappuccinos.” ~ Cloe & Lana, Smallville
Sometimes it’s good to have a big butt! ~ Jack, Jack Frost
Washu’s inventions + Mihoshi = DISASTER!!! ~ Nepu-chan
Ooo! Nineteen shades of red!! ~ Lorelei Gilmore, Gilmore Girls
“Oh no! Tora-sama's gone Super Saiyan!”
“Fool! Do you mistake me for some glorified wrestler? You do not have an idea of who you are dealing with.” ~ Articuno & Tora, Poketto Monsutaa: Ai no Natsu!
Isn’t it wonderful? I’m going to jail! Merry Christmas! ~ George Bailey, It’s a Wonderful Life
Okay... How did I suddenly switch from Kaiba’s hotness to the skeletons on the Simpsons? ~ Nepu-chan
Hello, Mr. Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house! ~ Lilo, Lilo & Stitch
Me life flashed before me eyes! ... ...It was very boring... ~ Babs, Chicken Run
Oh, yawn, lick myself, stare at the traffic. And believe me, that can take hours if you do it right! ~ Snowbell, Stuart Little
Oh great! I always wanted a pet that could kill me! ~ Mike, Monsters, Inc.
I don’t care if it is a delicacy in France; I’m not eating something that once walked around and quacked. ~ The Princess Diaries (book)
*kisses Red Eyes Black Dragon card* That's right, my little Red Eyes. Who's gonna help me kick some major Kaiba butt? ~ Joey, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Ages 3 & Up! It's on my box! Ages 3 & Up! I'm not supposed to be baby-sitting Princess Drool! ~ Mr. Potato Head, Toy Story
"What is going on down there? I can't see anything!"
"Should I describe it to you? ... ...Or should I go get a box?" ~ Gimli & Legalos, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
"Is there a reason why you're poking me?"
"No, I just randomly decided to poke you!"
"Okay!" ~ Nepu-chan & Venus-chan
"Toss me, I can't make the distance... ... ... Oh, don't tell the elf!"
"Not a word." ~ Gimli & Aragorn, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Tristen is not hot! He has pointy hair! I don’t like pointy hair... well I do, but, like, Lance Bass pointy, not Tristen pointy! ~ Nepu-chan
Sometimes I bleed. ~ husband from The Others