You Know You Watch Too Much Anime When...

-you never go into haunted houses for fear of it being owned by Myotismon or Queen Beyrl (Digimon & Sailormoon) -if you’re a guy: you realize you have six girlfriends, the closest of which has been convicted of fraud and owns a cat (Tenchi Muyo!)

-you have a Jigglypuff marker and you have recently held it up shouting "Jigglypuff Power! Make Uppu!" (Pokemon & Sailormoon) -you have a crush on more than 5 anime characters

-you own every single Sailormoon, No Need for Tenchi! and Ranma ½ manga in existence -you think your gym teacher may be a super saiyan (DBZ)

-you think your history teacher may be a member of Team Rocket or the Rubber Robo Gang (Pokemon & Metabots)

-you believe Satoshi may have gotten a tan while in the Orange archipelago (Pokemon)

-you’ve tried getting your boyfriend to enter with you in a masquerade at an anime con, you as Sailor Neptune, him as Sailor Uranus (Sailormoon)(Nepu-chan has actually tried that with Tuxie)

-you’ve made your own set of Clo Cards (CardCaptors)(Venus-chan has) -you’ve tried to get to Mong world by trying to find Washu to make a dimensional gate for you (Mon Colie Knights & Tenchi Muyo!)

-you like so many animes, you started considering Power Rangers as an "anime"

-you have transformed your bedroom into an arena where people can battle their "Pokemon" or "Digimon" for prizes -you got an MP3 player or CD burner just so you could download more Anime songs

-you have at least 5 emulators, all filled with anime games

-you avoid cold water at all costs for fear of turning into the opposite sex or a panda (Ranma ½)

-you hold duels in your yard where you try to knock a flower of your opponents chest with a stick (Utena)

-you use your bother’s old "Magic: The Gathering" cards to play "Duel Monsters" (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

-your parents bring home stuff that has Japanese writing on it because they know you know some Japanese (Nepu-chan’s dad, Chichi-san, does that a lot)

-you’ve talked to the government about changing the days of the week to the names of Digimon (or Sailor Senshi)

-your mom has a pretty good imitation of Pikachu (Pokemon) (Venus-chan’s does)

-you know all the opening and closing themes to Pokemon in both English and Japanese -you are not disturbed when you see a Ranma ½ fan fic featuring the Starlights (Ranma ½ & Sailormoon StarS)

-you’re in the process of trying to find Mixx’s address so you can send a letter and a fan art to Naoko Takeuchi (creator of Sailormoon) despite the fact that the last one was completed in ‘97 (if you do know it, please e-mail Nepu-chan with the address)

-you’ve read other lists like these for inspiration

-you are writing part of this while you’re supposed to be at school -you think the dumbest jokes are funny and you blame Team Rocket (Pokemon)

-if you’re an only child: you’ve recently watched Pokemon for the purpose of insulting Jessie or James pretending that they are your "siblings"

-the mere mention of Pocky sets you drooling

-Utena doesn’t scare you or seem downright absurd
-you’ve bought and watched uncut episodes of Tenchi (Nepu-chan and Tuxie did that with the first four tapes of Tenchi Universe, but it wasn’t until he saw "No Need for Resident Officers" that they realized that...)
-you watch Pokemon only because "there’s nothing else on"
-you get every Mario video game because "it’s technically anime." (it is!)
-you empathize with Brock (Pokemon)
-you’re actually planning a vacation to Japan just to watch anime in Tokyo
-you’re offended when someone says that Brock is Noboyuki’s alter ego (Pokemon & Tenchi Muyo!)
-when you throw your cat in the air trying to get it to transform into a spaceship (Tenchi Muyo!)
-when you run out of a department store screaming because you heard Kero-chan’s dubbed voice (CardCaptors) (Venus-chan actually did that)
-you have declared the song from "Disney’s Mulan" "I’ll Make a Man Out of You" as the Starlight’s theme song (Sailormoon StarS)
-You have a motto simular to this: Mu-mu ni kawatte, oshiokiyo! (In the name of Mu-mu, I shall punish you!) (^^; This is Nepu-chan’s motto, don’t ask...)
-you own a strange-looking marker that allows you to transform into your ‘true form’ (Sailormoon)
-you find yourself jumping into wells and ending up in Feudalistic Japan (Inu-Yasha)
-you read Inu-Yasha, and not disturbed (that manga is extremely addictive)
-you’ve become a strange creature and your name seems to be the only word in your vocabulary (Pokemon!)
-if you’re in college: you’re a member of your university’s Anime Club
-you think of the Sailormoon Musical (SeraMyu), and you’re not disturbed
-you have both "pocket-bishonen.com" and "pocket-bishoujo.com" in your favorites (Gotta Catch `em all!)
-you have a movie you’ve had forever and hate and you watch it just because you found out it was anime (Nepu-chan actually has an anime version of "Thumbelina" that she does that to)
-You watch "Disney’s Hurcules" and you wonder if Pegasus is related to Helios (Sailormoon SuperS)
-you go around caves trying to maybe find intelligent goblins or attractive demons (Tenchi Muyo!)
-you’ve looked at your cat and thought you saw Ryo-oh-ki (Tenchi Muyo!)
-you never go to summer camps for fear that it might snow (Digimon)
-you believe that Gluko is Tomoyo’s twin sister (Mon Colie Knights & Card Captor Sakura)
-every time you see your mom, she reminds you to change your underwear everyday (Pokemon)
-you believe that the wolf-man is really Inu-Yasha -you own every single one of the Burger King Pokemon & DBZ toys, Taco Bell CardCaptors toys, and any other toy sets we forgot
-You have a stuffed Pikachu and a Talking stuffed Kero-chan (Nepu-chan: --; Thank you Tuxie and Chichi-san...)
-you've notcied that ever since you got that relic from your grandfather that you seem to go out of it and have this strange form of MPD, your best friend is a male blonde who follows you to the end, and your rival is a teen-aged sicopath genius worth aprrox. $30 million. (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
Ones other people came up with:
-You have your Mom make your brother a Takeshi costume, and your sister a Kasumi costume, and you an Satoshi costume (Pokemon)
-You know what 1x2 means, and you believe in it too (Gaundum Wing)
-You say "omae o korosu" waaaayyy too often...(Gaundum Wing)
-You draw anime style
-You try to draw real people as anime characters
-You think that you are an anime character
-If you cry if you miss a rerun of an episode that you've seen many times
-You have just about every song from your favorite anime, even though you don't understand what the heck they're singing about
-You always go to every anime convention you can
-You've built yourself a life-sized gundam...(Gaundum Wing)
-You keep inviting your friends over to your house to meet your Pikachu
-You picture everyone as an anime character
-If you see a female officer, you assume her name is Jenny (Pokémon)
-You think that those Burger King pokéballs really work...
-When you throw cards at people saying some weird Japanese word and hoping the cards will come to life and attack them (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
-You have something which looks a lot like a light saber and live with a cat who turns into a space ship (Tenchi Muyo!)
-you have a REALLLY bad hairstyle (DBZ)
-you have 251 assorted animals and plants and rocks and stuff in your bedroom painted funky colors and numbered (Pokemon)