Invasion Dragonball! By Christopher Ryan E-mail : SSj4_Trunks_1980@hotmail.com (Disclaimer : Just so you know, I dont own the rights to this anime or any of the charcters. I am merely borrowing them to write a story. In case you might not like how they are represented, I am trying to stick as true to the character personality's but will stretch them a bit to make the story a bit more interesting. So dont send bad email or sue me...cuz I dont got anything of value...) "Bulma, The Teenage Witch" The sun was just showing itself over the horizon, and light was peaking through Bulma's window. She stretched as she crawled out from under the covers. Bulma swung her feet to step onto the ground only to be met but a loud, upset meow. "Whoops, sorry Vegita, hehe", she giggled. "Sorry wont cut it woman, I may be stuck as a feline but you will treat me with more courtesy", he spat back as he began to lick his paw. "Oh well I have to get ready for school, so I cant be bothered by you now", Bulma said as she waved her finger in the air as clothes appeared where pajama's once were. Then she trotted downstairs, to be met by her aunt, Eighteen. She wasnt too thrilled looking with her clothes slightly cinged and face looking as if she'd been in a fire. Bulma just stared at her strangely as she walked by. "Dont ask child, your aunt ChiChi has been experimenting again", she said in a upset voice. "I didnt mean it Eighteen", a voice called from in the kitchen. Suddenly there was a knock at the door, Bulma walked over and answered it. It was her best friend Goku. "Hey Goku, ready for school", she piped up cheerfully. "Yeah, but what happened to your aunt", he asked with a worried look on his face. "Nothing Goku, we had better hurry or we will be late for school", she said grabbing his arm, dragging him behind. *************************** After arriving at school, Bulma and Goku are stuck in Mr. Yamcha's science class. The boring material just put Bulma to sleep. As she nods off, her powers begin to run rampant. She is sound asleep dreaming while weird things begin happening around the school. Goku tries to wake her up but to no avail. Bulma seems out for good. Suddenly a small little green man with pointed ears pokes his head in the room. Bulma looks up, not knowing she is no longer in her body but is in her etheral body. She runs after the little man down the hallways as every screams. "Come back here you little shrimp", Bulma hollers. "The hell I will", the green man yells back. He suddenly stops and spins around. The man raises his hand and a yellowish beam seems to shoot at her. Bulma barely gets out of the way as it hits the nearby lockers. She is in shock, staring at the scortch marks. "You know you will have to pay for that", Bulma steams. "Gotta catch me first", he replies as he runs again. Bulma continues her chase as more things begin to happen, a swarm of little green men similiar to the one she was chasing storm the lunch room and begin to tear it apart. Marron, the most popular girl in school suddenly had purple skin and black spikes on the sides of her head. Mr. Yamcha was walking around with a weird orange karate uniform on. The room of the school was missing and it seemed to be the sky of another planet. Bulma runs around scared at all the strange happening but most of students dont seem to notice whats happening. Though this is what Bulma sees. They really do see what is happening and the whole school is panicked. *************************** Meanwhile, back at Bulma's aunts house, Eighteen and ChiChi sense something is wrong. Chichi looks at the calender and realizes what the date is. Its friday the 13th. "Thats why I have been feeling weird all day, we have to go tell Bulma before something bad happens", ChiChi tells Eighteen as she waves her fingers and they appear at Orange Star High. They are greeted with small green men, Marron with spikes and purple skin, a missing roof and dinosaurs running rampant through the hallways. ChiChi and Eighteen begin searching for Bulma. While Bulma is walking through the hall near them. Her aunts finally locate her asleep in one of the classrooms. They try to wake her but cant seem to do so, no matter what they try. ChiChi sighs when she realizes what is happening. "This is worse than I thought, Bulma's powers are going wild and creating things from her dreams. We have to wake her from within her dream", ChiChi says to Eighteen. "Fine you go into her dreams and Ill stay here to wake you both when you give me the signal", Eighteen confirms. ChiChi lays down and casts a sleep spell on herself. She appears close to her body and catches a glimpse of Bulma walking by the door. Running up to her, she gets Bulma's attention. "Im so glad to see you, I dont know what to do", Bulma frantically said to her aunt. "Well what we need to do is find a way to wake you up, since this is all happening because you are asleep in class", ChiChi remarked. "This is happening because Im asleep? How is that possible", Bulma asks. "Its Friday the 13th and a witches power overloads every time it comes up, more so when we sleep, so all we have to do is finish your dream, and it will undo all that has happened", ChiChi explained to Bulma. "How do we figure it out", Bulma demanded. "What was your first interaction with the dream", ChiChi asked. "Well this little green guy ran from me, then attacked me with some kinda of beam", Bulma said. "All we have to do is fight the green guy and beat him up, I guess", ChiChi surmised. "You guess? Great we're going on a hunch", Bulma sighed. "A witches dream world is a very unstable, so thats the best I can do", ChiChi said glaring at Bulma. "Fine, fine, lets find the green midget", Bulma said as she and her aunt went looking. As they looked around things worsened, as most of the school was destroyed and more things appeared. Eighteen saw a small bald boy in yellow clothes following a small boy with spikey black hair in orange clothes run past the door. Also dinosaurs rampaged in the halls. She couldnt believe what Bulma had in her imagination. While this happened, Bulma and ChiChi cornered the small green man in the gym. He stood glaring at them as his white cape fluttered in a non-existant breeze. Then he pulled off his turban and shoulder pads, and stood before them in purple clothes, a red sash and orange boots. "What do we do now", Bulma asked ChiChi. "Fight him", ChiChi stated as she waved her finger and Bulma's clothes were replaced by white armor with dark yellow shoulder straps, and skin tight blue spandex with white gloves and boots. "Whats this", Bulma demanded. "Well if you going to fight him, you need battle clothes", ChiChi giggled. Suddenly the small green man fired a beam at Bulma. She narrowly dodged it and glared at ChiChi. ChiChi just shrugged at her. "Its your dream, try doing that stuff yourself", ChiChi screamed. Bulma concentrated and suddenly something popped into her head. She lifted up the hands and placed her palms together and screamed, Final Flash. A yellow energy swirled in her hands and fired at the green man. He seemed to be caught offguard and was skinned by the blast. His left arm was bleeding some weird purple liquid. Bulma began to cheer,"I got him, I got him!" The creature appeared in front of her and slammed its knee in her stomach. Bulma doubled over and fell to the ground as the thing grabbed her pants. It seemed to be trying to keep her from falling but it tore the back of her spandex off revealing her pink panties, which had a face of a black cat and the name 'Vegita' above it. Bulma suddenly got embarrassed and upset. With all her rage she blasted the green man with all she could muster and destroyed it. ChiChi had a face of disappointment, "Well that was kinda anti-climactic." All of the things disappeared and the school went back to normal. Eighteen figured it was over and shook both Bulma and ChiChi. They both stirred and looked around. "Yes! Its all over", Bulma cheered. "Teaches you to not fall asleep in class, Bulma", ChiChi scolded. "I know, I know", Bulma sighed. *********************************** Afterschool, Goku walked Bulma home and looked perplexed. Bulma looked at him and asked him what was wrong. "It felt like something happened at school today but I cant seem to remember what happened", he said to Bulma. "Well if you cant remember it probably wasnt that interesting then Goku", Bulma remarked. "I guess your right Bulma, well Ill see you later then", Goku said and waved goodbye as he walked home himself. Bulma opened the door and walked in. As she closed the door, she leaned heavily against it and sighed. Vegita just snickered at her. "Be quiet Vegita, Ive had enough trouble today", Bulma snapped. "No one commands me woman, if it had been me, I would have beaten that green goon faster then you even as a feline", Vegita remarked, smirking. Bulma just waved him off and went up to her room. Just as she walked she saw a familiar face. It was the green man! Though he seemed bigger then before. "Not you again, leave me alone, Im not asleep anymore", Bulma screamed. "Dont worry Im not here to cause trouble, by the way my name is Piccolo", Piccolo said semi-smiling. All she could do is sigh as she fell on the bed, this is just hasnt been my day she thought to herself. ***************************************************************************************** Well that was my first attempt at mixing shows, hope its entertaining to you guys... Though I did get some gruff from a couple people in the beginning... Im hoping I will get more inspiration the next story I do for this series... *Trunks* ****************************************************************************************** **Preview of Next Chapter** "Here take this, its a Noisy Maggot", V tosses something at G. "This is a Noisy Maggot, but it says Noisy Crick..", G said reading the writing on the small weapon. "You fool, do you know nothing about copyrighting", V howled as he cut G off. "Copy whating", G remarked with a perplexed look. "Read it again, now", V screamed as he points to the writing. Surely enough it reads Noisy Cricket but the word Cricket is scratched out and the word Maggot is sloppily scrawled above it. G just chuckles at the whole thing. **We are the first, last and only line of defense. We are the Saiyans In Black**