_TNK
Moon: "Well, what do you think?"
Jupiter: "I absolutely love it. I can't believe how soft this skirt is. I can see why this is called the 'Who Needs a Boyfriend' Model."
Moon: "And would you recommend this to your friends?"
Jupiter: "Heck. I'd recommend this to people I met on the street."
Moon: "Good. Now, do you have any questions?"
Jupiter: "WHY DID YOU TIE ME UP?"
Moon: Well, you haven't purchased this product yet.
Jupiter: So. You think I'll steal it?
Moon: No, no, no. The evaluation of our products is unlimited. We just don't allow you full freedom of movement to balance it out.
Jupiter: What kind of a policy is that? Does Microsoft own this company?"
Moon: "Well, yes." _TNK
