Gabe. Gabe is currently renowned for a horrible Pink Flamingo concoction that he made one bad anime night.
Now then... I'm not an Expert on Pink Flamingos. But I'm sure that they're not supposed to taste oily.
You will notice several people referring to that drink as their most hated alcoholic beverage that ever graced their lips.
Gabe also has every Killer Tomato movie ever made. Including... Killer Tomatoes eat France.