What Makes a Great Website?

I know you're sitting there, wondering... "That's a good question. What makes a good website?" Well, I'm glad you asked that. There is an unwritten list of things that make a normal bland website into a terrifically cool website. A website that would make you think... Gosh Darn it. I must bookmark that website anon. I know what you're thinking... What is this wonderful list of goodness? Does my website have these items? Could I incorporate them into my website? Why do I ask these questions to myself? Should I get a Cat?

Well my friend, I can answer some of these.

The list is fairly simple.

1) Midis.

Midis make a normally quiet internet experience lively and FUN! It adds the wonderful gift of song to your website. Everyone LOVES Midis. That's why there are so many of them.

2) Animated Gifs.

Everyone loves Animated Gifs. They are like minature movies that play for your guests amusement.

3) A Cool Flash Intro.

A truly bad ass website will have a cool flash intro. With a song thats loved by everyone. Like Crystal Method, or the Oakridge Boys.

4) Things to click on.

People love to click on things when they surf the internet, so you have to create links that lead to other bits of tantalizing information as well as many galleries of pictures as possible. Even if it's of people they don't know, they'll look at the pictures. Trust me.

5) A Link Section.

People want to know what you like on the internet, to visit websites they haven't gone to yet. Plus it is required by internet law to create such a section for your website. They are discussing making the "About the Webmaster" or "About Me" section required, but as of yet it is not.

If you follow these steps you are on your way to a website that will not only kick hinny, but will enrich the internet as we know it.

That explains oh so much. Well, enough of That.