To me, going into a chat room means that you want to talk about something, like Zoids, with other people who like the same thing. I guess that’s not how other people think though, because all the Zoid chat rooms I went into are the same.

I went into a few different Zoid chat rooms, or at least they were classified as Zoid chat rooms, and I noticed a few similar things about all of them. The first and most obvious thing is that the other people in the chat room don’t talk about Zoids. They talk about stupid things like baseball, Dragonball Z, or just spew put random pointless words every second. And they’re in a ZOIDS chat room. Does that make sense to you? Didn’t think so.

The next thing I noticed is that when I tried to ask if they were possibly going to ever going to talk about Zoids (you know, since it’s a Zoid chat room and all), I was ignored. The only way I could get an answer was if I called them idiots and said that they were too stupid to answer a simple question. Then the people in the chat room would actually notice that someone wanted to talk about Zoids. Brilliant jerks, aren’t they?

I think the most incredible thing I accomplished was to actually start a conversation about Zoids in a Zoids chat room! It lasted only for a few seconds, though, before the idiots in the chat room starting talking about Dragonball Z and baseball. When I tried to restart the Zoid conversation, the online host (aka the person who started the chat room) told me to leave, because I was trying to talk about ZOIDS in a ZOIDS chat room.

I also tried to talk about Zoids in general Anime chat rooms, but I had no luck there either. In fact, I think that the people in Anime chat rooms are even dumber than the ones in Zoid chat rooms because I ended up having to type in capitals and was almost ready to start adding in profanity in my messages before the people noticed that I was there.

In conclusion, I would like to let everyone know that all Zoid (and Anime) chat rooms are full of idiots who don’t want to talk about Zoids, but just want to rant on about Dragonball Z, Gundam Wing, and baseball. Don’t even bother thinking about going into a Zoids chat room, because no one will like you, especially if you tell them that it’s a Zoid chat room and they’re supposed to be talking about Zoids.